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Title: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 29, 2011, 11:25:13 AM
Harvey Updyke - the oaf that Alabama fans claim to repudiate - wins Finebaum caller of the year award after receiving 40% of the fan votes. 
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 29, 2011, 11:38:22 AM
and this surprises you how?
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2011, 11:40:19 AM
and this surprises you how?

I'm surprised its not a higher percentage.
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 29, 2011, 11:41:45 AM
and this surprises you how?

Not surprised at all. 

Just further documentation of who Alabama fans truly are as a whole.
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: Jumbo on December 29, 2011, 12:15:54 PM
Fuck Updyke, I hope you drop the soap bitch.
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2011, 12:19:19 PM
Fuck Updyke, I hope you drop the soap bitch.

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Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 29, 2011, 12:54:12 PM
How do you have a show with guests like Gary Danielson and Tim Brando and Steve Spurrier and Danny Sher...wait, scratch that....

and your caller of the year is a dumpy, fat ass, tree poisoning, fucked up child naming, redneck criminal piece of shit?
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: JR4AU on December 29, 2011, 01:07:41 PM
How do you have a show with guests like Gary Danielson and Tim Brando and Steve Spurrier and Danny Sher...wait, scratch that....

and your caller of the year is a dumpy, fat ass, tree poisoning, fucked up child naming, redneck criminal piece of shit?

Because the one's that claim to decry what he did, are liars.  The stereotype bammer is the majority of their fan base.   They're really mostly redneck pieces of shit.  Decent, working, educated alum, and donors are by far the minority of the crimson nation.
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: GH2001 on December 29, 2011, 02:13:05 PM
Because the one's that claim to decry what he did, are liars.  The stereotype bammer is the majority of their fan base.   They're really mostly redneck pieces of shit.  Decent, working, educated alum, and donors are by far the minority of the crimson nation.

But Pawwlll, weez not awll like that'theyrr updyke fellar.

Agree though. Many simply said that line to save face in public. While hiding their own true feelings behind closed doors. I remember Chad telling a story earlier in the year about a coworker or something, telling his true feelings about it - not knowing anyone was nearby or hearing him.
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: AUChizad on December 29, 2011, 02:25:41 PM
But Pawwlll, weez not awll like that'theyrr updyke fellar.

Agree though. Many simply said that line to save face in public. While hiding their own true feelings behind closed doors. I remember Chad telling a story earlier in the year about a coworker or something, telling his true feelings about it - not knowing anyone was nearby or hearing him.
Yes, that was like the day after. Some faggot that wore blazers to work every day to the job where we could wear t-shirts, shorts, and flip-flops.

Showed another douchey bammer coworker the "Free Harvey Updyke" shirt on his phone and said in the most aristocratic douchey tone, "Oh my gosh, that's hil-aaar-ious."

He said "that's hilarious" exactly like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs8mtErJR9o# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs8mtErJR9o#)
Skip to 3:15. Actually, don't, watch the whole thing, because it's funny.

Epilogue: We need a separate word to differentiate the typical mouthbreeding redneck bammer with the rarer complete and utter Greg McElroy douchebags.
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2011, 02:28:49 PM
Epilogue: We need a separate word to differentiate the typical mouthbreeding redneck bammer with the rarer complete and utter Greg McElroy douchebags.

I thought we did; bammers and Updykes.
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: AUChizad on December 29, 2011, 02:30:58 PM
I thought we did; bammers and Updykes.
Right, Updyke is one extreme. I'm saying we need a word for the opposite extreme.

Gaytalese maybe?
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2011, 02:38:48 PM
Right, Updyke is one extreme. I'm saying we need a word for the opposite extreme.

Gaytalese maybe?

Embers?
Title: Re: More plaudits for Al from Dadeville
Post by: Jumbo on December 30, 2011, 12:52:25 AM
I will never listen to the Finebaum show again. I'll tune in to Scarbo and Barbo on 97.3 the fan. The Updkyke shits the last straw. http://www.973thezone.com/ (http://www.973thezone.com/)