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Title: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 12, 2011, 10:41:57 PM
(http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab31/stewyscott/2011-12-10130236.jpg)

We stayed the weekend at the Opryland Hotel and at the beginning of the "Shrektacular" show, they took a volunteer to practice the Penguins of Madagascar's dance moves.  He introduced himself as James, that was in "athletics."  I'm not sure anyone else in the audience had any idea who he was...
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: AUJarhead on December 12, 2011, 11:50:43 PM
How much has that area recovered from the flood?  Everything open around that area now?
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 12, 2011, 11:55:40 PM
How much has that area recovered from the flood?  Everything open around that area now?

The hotel itself is fine, but the outlet mall won't be completely re-opened until March or so.  We didn't go over there, but I believe the Bass Pro Shops and Dave & Busters were open already though.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Saniflush on December 13, 2011, 07:29:37 AM
Ok I'll bite. 
Who is it?
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: AUJarhead on December 13, 2011, 08:26:07 AM
Ok I'll bite. 
Who is it?

James Franklin, Vandy's head coach.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2011, 08:28:46 AM
I was looking at the other guy and thinking a famous field goal kicker or maybe Buzz's favorite Salsa dancer.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2011, 08:44:25 AM
I was looking at the other guy and thinking a famous field goal kicker or maybe Buzz's favorite Salsa dancer.

No way...that guy is definitely no Don Juan DeJesus.

I figured Vandy Vol needed some new material for his spank bank too.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Saniflush on December 13, 2011, 08:50:00 AM
I hope you were able to contain yourself during your brush with greatness.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2011, 08:50:13 AM
I figured Vandy Vol needed some new material for his spank bank too.

He likes the greasy hair look. I heard that VV likes the jalapeno poppers.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2011, 08:54:16 AM
I hope you were able to contain yourself during your brush with greatness.
I almost rushed the stage, but Shrek held me back.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 09:47:02 AM
No way...that guy is definitely no Don Juan DeJesus.

I figured Vandy Vol needed some new material for his spank bank too.

VV probably spanked off 4 times before you even had a chance to write above post.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2011, 09:49:44 AM
VV probably spanked off 4 times before you even had a chance to write above post.

Twice for James Franklin and twice for Don Juan.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 13, 2011, 10:15:12 AM
I always wanted double penetration from two people with different ethnic backgrounds.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 01:38:00 PM
I always wanted double penetration from two people with different ethnic backgrounds.

DUDE!
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 13, 2011, 01:50:18 PM
DUDE!

Yes, dudes.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 01:52:10 PM
Yes, dudes.

I had to laff
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: AUChizad on December 13, 2011, 03:40:51 PM
I always wanted double penetration from two people with different ethnic backgrounds.
I believe that's called the Human Centipede of Babylon.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: CCTAU on December 13, 2011, 03:51:03 PM
I believe that's called the Human Centipede of Babylon.

I believe it is ceremoniously performed after a nice little elephant walk.
Title: Re: Look who I saw this weekend...
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 13, 2011, 04:09:55 PM
I believe that's called the Human Centipede of Babylon.

It's the Eiffel Tower of Ethnic Excellence.

I believe it is ceremoniously performed after a nice little elephant walk.

Ceremonial sex acts are only reserved for special occasions.  For instance, I perform the Alaskan Snow Dragon every Christmas, and the Alabama Hot Pocket every Fourth of July.  Double penetration, however, is a mundane, everyday thing.