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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on December 07, 2011, 08:55:34 PM
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Whatcha got? Just DCs, no other position coaches or moves...just names.
No particular order...
Dave Wannstedt
Joe Whitt Jr.
Mike Singletary
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Joe Lee Dunn
Gene Stallings
Pat Dye
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Bill Bellicheck
Bill Cowher
Billy Baroo
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Tommy Tuberville
Buddy Ryan
Nick Saban
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Mike Ditka
Mike Ditka
Mike Ditka
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It's like I don't even know who some of you guys are anymore.
cept Buzz...I <3 Buzz
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It's like I don't even know who some of you guys are anymore.
cept Buzz...I <3 Buzz
Hells yeah you do.
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I mean for realz,
Fuck Saban, fuck gene stallings, and fuck wannstache. That guy has ruined every program he's been around. No way!
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I mean for realz,
Fuck Saban, fuck gene stallings, and fuck wannstache. That guy has ruined every program he's been around. No way!
I thought the point of the thread was to toss out ridiculous names who had no chance of being the next Auburn DC.
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Wayne Hall
Brother Bill Oliver (he's already called and requested a meeting)
Rocky Balboa, aka Rambo (fuck, if a fictional character can be cited as a compelling reason for an idiotic BCS rematch, why not hire him as DC?)
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God
Professer Hathaway
Kent
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The Incredible Hulk
Genghis Khan
Mike Ditka
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Chesty Fucking Puller
And I propose we bring Jim Mora in to handle post game press conferences when Auburn loses, just to keep the entertainment value high.
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Chesty Fucking Puller
And I propose we bring Jim Mora in to handle post game press conferences when Auburn loses, just to keep the entertainment value high.
"Bowl game? Bowl game? You're talking about a bowl game? This team? Bowl game? Bowl game? We're just trying to win a game. Bowl game?"
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Your mama
My mama
His mama
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Your mama
My mama
His mama
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
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God
Professer Hathaway
Kent
Stop touching yourself.
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My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is?
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Tracey Rocker
Takeo Spikes
Chuck Norris
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God
Professer Hathaway
Kent
Cleaners
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Bill Braskey
Keith Stone
Cam Newton
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Kingpin from Marvel Comics
The Tasmanian Devil
The actual Devil
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Tera Patrick
Shayla Styles
Jenna Jameson
People would watch the sidelines more than the game.
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Tera Patrick
Shayla Styles
Jenna Jameson
People would watch the sidelines more than the game.
Now thats hot. With the hands on teaching, our defense should really cum along nicely.
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Now thats hot. With the hands on teaching, our defense should really cum along nicely.
And ALOT of banging around-learning to come up from behind-Head up form tackling.
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Me: Because I'm pretty much a football jeenyus and I could really use the $500K
Prowler: Because somebody gots to chest bump and hollah "Boom Mutha Fuckas"
Erin Andrews: Because...well, because I really want to fuck her while Prowler hollahs "Boom Mutha Fuckas".
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Dick Cheney
A meth addict
Dead Bear Bryant
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Dick Cheney
A meth addict
Dead Bear Bryant
I'm gonna' be keeping my eye on you.
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Jim the Jewelry Man
Cam Newton's Bag Man
Mark Ingram's Suit Man
We would get all the top recruits.
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Marilyn Manson
Charles Manson
Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma"
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Harvey Updyke
Lee Harvey Oswald
Harvey Wallbanger
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Marilyn Manson
Charles Manson
Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma"
You all lookin' so lovely
Rodney King
King Tutt
The Burger King King
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Captain Caveman
Ben Hur
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Paul Bunyun
The Thing from Fantastic Four
Jason Voorhees
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Billy white shoes Johnson
shoeless Joe Jackson
Elroy crazy legs Hirsch
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Ted Bundy
Gary Ridgeway
Randy Woodfield
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Marky Mark and his funky bunch
Senator Weiner
Ron Jeremy
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Larry
Moe
Curly
No wait-we already had them a while back ago.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/cmharrington/the-three-stooges-football.jpg)
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Larry
Moe
Curly
/thread
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Davis Love III
Sammy Davis Jr.
Geena Davis
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Gene Frinkle
Kip Winger
The Nelson Twins
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Joe Louis
Rocky Marciano
Muhammad Ali
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Howie Long
Long Dong Silver
Evan Longoria
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Michael Bolton
Niki Manaj
Yanni
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Howie Long
Long Dong Silver
Evan Longoria
Evan? Thats the Longoria you picked?
This lady is not happy with you.
(http://www.chicagonow.com/chicanisima-latino-politics-news-and-culture/files/2011/12/evalongoria.jpg)
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Uni
Roy
Al
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Dewey
Cheatum
Howe
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Gene Frinkle
Kip Winger
The Nelson Twins
Kip's teeth are whiter than white.
Ron White
The White Stripes
Whitey Ford
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Hue
Gee
Rection
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saddam hussein
osama bin laden
barack hussein obama
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Winkin'
Blinkin'
Nod
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Neil Armstrong
Louis Armstrong
Stretch Armstrong
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Winkin'
Blinkin'
Nod
To add:
Andy
Opie
Aunt Bea
We need to start back up the Mayberry after dark thread. That was a classic. So you really reckon Mr Darlin was nailing Bea when Andy was out at the picture show with Helen?
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Sgt Rock
The Rock
Rock Hudson
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Ben Cartwright
Hoss
Little Joe
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Why do I keep clicking this thread.......
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Athos
Porthos
Aramis
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Marsha
Marsha
Marsha
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Legend
Shane Corn
Harvey Updyke
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Harry Connick Jr.,
J.R. Ewing Jr
JR4AU
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Kaos
Snaggle
Buzz
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Edd Begley
Ed Sullivan
Mr. Ed
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Speed
Spridle
Chim Chim
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Larry
Darryl
Darryl
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Beat Bullies
Beatminerz
Beatnuts
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Tities
Ass
Pussy
Win or lose, it would be a real win win.
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Santa Claus
St Nick
Chris Cringle
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Randolph Duke
Mortimer Duke
John Wayne
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Lucky Day
Dusty Bottoms
Ned Nederlander
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Bart
Jim
Taggart
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Hedley Lamarr
Lili Von Shtupp
Governor William J. Lepetomane
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Triple H
The Miz
Alberto Del Rio
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Hedley Lamarr
Lili Von Shtupp
Governor William J. Lepetomane
It's twue.....It's Twuuue
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Doug Barfield
Ted Roof
Will "Boom Motherfucker" Muschamp
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Dusty Rhodes
Ric Flair
Abdullah the Butcher
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The Scarecrow
The Cowardly Lion
The Tin Man
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Olson Johnson
Reverend Johnson
Howard Johnson
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Athos
Prthos
Aramis
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Rabbit
Thorny
Farva
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Bob Marley
Bob Barker
Silent Bob
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Yahoo
Goggle
Bing
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Joe Kane
Alvin Mack
Steve Lattimer
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Cocaine
Meth
Bath Salts
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Apollo Creed
Clubber Lang
Ivan Drago
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Athos
Prthos
Aramis
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7C0gSvTcf58/R3kSJ6AyswI/AAAAAAAAAjs/OV5_4-cWUMs/s320/penalty.jpg)
Penalty, Already been done.
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i like the progress of this thread...all better than roof.
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Otis Campbell
Mr. Darlin
Ernest T Bass
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(http://www.gorgeous10.com/image.axd?picture=2010%2F10%2Fdahm_triplets2.jpg)
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Chesty Fucking Puller
And I propose we bring Jim Mora in to handle post game press conferences when Auburn loses, just to keep the entertainment value high.
Throw in Gen. George S. Patton to run the O, and we couldn't be stopped.
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(http://www.gorgeous10.com/image.axd?picture=2010%2F10%2Fdahm_triplets2.jpg)
Winner!
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Nall
Knox
Ensminger
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7C0gSvTcf58/R3kSJ6AyswI/AAAAAAAAAjs/OV5_4-cWUMs/s320/penalty.jpg)
Penalty, Already been done.
That was from the old one-mine is from the new one.
(http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l511/ohcrapitsherrun/Humor%20and%20Quotes/three_musketeers_ver10-2.jpg)
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That was from the old one-mine is from the new one.
(http://i1121.photobucket.com/albums/l511/ohcrapitsherrun/Humor%20and%20Quotes/three_musketeers_ver10-2.jpg)
OK, I was going for Charlie Sheen, Keifer Sullivan, and the comic relief.
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Mr. Ed
Arnold
Toto
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Basil
Oregano
Paprika
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Hootie and 2 Blowfish.
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Inspector Gadget
Johnny Five
Detective Del Spooner
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Yella Fella
Uncle Milti
Lowder
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Coach Norman Dale
Manager Lou Brown
Caretaker
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Coach Norman Dale
Manager Lou Brown
Caretaker
I don't know, Charlie. Can you call me back? I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.
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Charlie Sheen
Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Freeman
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Paul Blake
Coach Ed Gennero
Andre Krimm
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Ty Webb
Al Czervik
Judge Elihu Smails
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Danny Noonan
Carl Spackler
Lacey Underall
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Baojia
Chéng
Chéng-gong
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Sherman Klump
Buddy Love
Carla Purty
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Al Pacino
Al Del Greco
Jack Del Rio
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(http://www.gorgeous10.com/image.axd?picture=2010%2F10%2Fdahm_triplets2.jpg)
They are pretty-but the three I posted know how to do certain things and get paid to do it. Took some looking to find pictures with their clothes on.
(http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/anthonyavila07/Tera_Patrick.jpg)
(http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af156/NoQuittaGoGetta/Shyla%20Stylez/ShylaStylez29.jpg)
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z136/rordhc_always/Jenna%20Jameson%202011%20Eternally%20Glamorous/jjmmaawardsblackdresslaceheels.jpg)
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Alvin
Simon
Theodore
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They are pretty-but the three I posted know how to do certain things and get paid to do it. Took some looking to find pictures with their clothes on.
(http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq25/anthonyavila07/Tera_Patrick.jpg)
(http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af156/NoQuittaGoGetta/Shyla%20Stylez/ShylaStylez29.jpg)
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z136/rordhc_always/Jenna%20Jameson%202011%20Eternally%20Glamorous/jjmmaawardsblackdresslaceheels.jpg)
They'd have to change their whole game plan from inviting everyone in the end zone, to preventing enzone penetration.
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For VV and AWK:
Dick
Balls
Anus
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They'd have to change their whole game plan from inviting everyone in the end zone, to preventing enzone penetration.
Didn't we just have the 1st part of that with roof?
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Didn't we just have the 1st part of that with roof?
Since you are the porn master in this thread, who is the middle one? Me likey.
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David Puddy
The Tick
Joe Swanson
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Since you are the porn master in this thread, who is the middle one? Me likey.
DITTO
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Since you are the porn master in this thread, who is the middle one? Me likey.
Right click/Properties = Shyla Stylez
(http://iwatcher.net/shot/0cc6c632d5f4f1211d30a57dff3a8d93-320x480.jpg)
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DITTO
shyla styles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shyla_Stylez (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shyla_Stylez)
I have heard her mpegs on line are hot. Not that I would know.
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David Ward
Titan Tiger
War Tim
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David Ward
Titan Tiger
War Tim
+ or - 264
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David Ward
Titan Tiger
War Tim
/thread
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DITTO
Knowing how you are, you probably just want to play with her feet..don't you? Kinky bastard....
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Knowing how you are, you probably just want to play with her feet..don't you? Kinky bastard....
If you put some shoes on her, K will play along too.
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Gene Chizik
Gene Chizik
Gene Chizik
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Journey
Foreigner
Reo Speedwagon
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Knowing how you are, you probably just want to play with her feet..don't you? Kinky bastard....
Not JUST that.
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Quentin Rampage Jackson
Chuck Iceman Lidell
Randy The Natural Cotoure
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Knowing how you are, you probably just want to play with her feet..don't you? Kinky bastard....
I also happen to like the fact that she's thick.
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I also happen to like the fact that she's thick.
And her toes. You like her toes.
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And her toes. You like her toes.
Yes! You got me!
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I also happen to like the fact that she's thick.
Based on her line of work there are some parts (front and back) that are loose.
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Daffy Duck
Under Dog
Kool-Aid "YEAH!!!"
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Based on her line of work there are some parts (front and back) that are loose.
So, your saying she's been backing that thang up a lot?
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Like throwin' a hot dog down the hallway
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Mannix
Cannon
Jones
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So, your saying she's been backing that thang up a lot?
And then some.
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Like throwin' a hot dog down the hallway
With waxed floors and a high ceiling.
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With waxed floors and a high ceiling.
So ladies, is there any tread left on the tires?
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Based on her line of work there are some parts (front and back) that are loose.
Its as if I took a few slices off my Arby's Classic and held them up with my fingers. You wouldnt know the difference.
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gGsPNYFbzDc/SypsloUBz2I/AAAAAAAAAtI/s4WgFusXDmo/s320/CowTattoo.jpg)
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gGsPNYFbzDc/SypsloUBz2I/AAAAAAAAAtI/s4WgFusXDmo/s320/CowTattoo.jpg)
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z126/jdny2612/beerbelly_062507.jpg)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8Lkd7mSn67w/SmKUx645lZI/AAAAAAAAAo8/GOUjaadhrYs/s400/Wagyu+Beef+slices.jpg)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8Lkd7mSn67w/SmKUx645lZI/AAAAAAAAAo8/GOUjaadhrYs/s400/Wagyu+Beef+slices.jpg)
This would feel better
http://youtu.be/94j8h2fHo6U (http://youtu.be/94j8h2fHo6U)
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This would feel better
http://youtu.be/94j8h2fHo6U (http://youtu.be/94j8h2fHo6U)
I should have captioned the picture with:
Is it roast beef or Shyla Styles womanhood? You decide!!
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This thread took a big turn for not being gooder.
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I should have captioned the picture with:
Is it roast beef or Shyla Styles womanhood? You decide!!
How the hell did we go from 3 choices of our next DC to a porn star and lunch meat?
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How the hell did we go from 3 choices of our next DC to a porn star and lunch meat?
It's the X
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It's the X
Tis why I am here.
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This thread took a big turn for not being gooder.
Is this better?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a2Ac_i7cQNk/S_-dt6WeISI/AAAAAAAAb0E/3DP83IAsykE/s400/2.%2BTera%2BPatrick.jpg)
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Or this?
(http://www.mobiles5.com/files/wallpapers/5121-Jenna_jameson_9.jpg)
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Is this better?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a2Ac_i7cQNk/S_-dt6WeISI/AAAAAAAAb0E/3DP83IAsykE/s400/2.%2BTera%2BPatrick.jpg)
Much gooder
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Then there is this
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgEwvCwiMQI6SGuXAKOFXRNZsOrAWOTyI7E5DToVjgeWdb19B3FgslbTds)
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Wait, why'd you stop? Keep going.
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Wait, why'd you stop? Keep going.
and then, for the Christmas jingle bells.
(http://www.mademansion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Nicole-Graves-1.jpg)
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and then, for the Christmas jingle bells.
(http://www.mademansion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Nicole-Graves-1.jpg)
We'll let her play in all the reindeer games.
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Then there is this
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgEwvCwiMQI6SGuXAKOFXRNZsOrAWOTyI7E5DToVjgeWdb19B3FgslbTds)
Or this-(Shit my bad) wrong picture:
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/untitled-3.jpg)
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Damn dallas, we trying to clean this thing up.
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Damn dallas, we trying to clean this thing up.
Sorry. You know if it was her (??) and only men left on the world. Well we'd be fucked.
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Sorry. You know if it was her (??) and only men left on the world. Well we'd be fucked.
There is always the hand. She'll never leave you.
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There is always the hand. She'll never leave you.
Sometimes I double date.
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Christofer Cross
Chris Cornell
Kriss Kross
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Wee Man
Danny Devito
Nick Saban
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Mike Tyson
Ivan Drago
Maximus
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Vlad the Impaler
Elvira Mistress of the Dark
Count Von Count
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Snuffleupagus
Santa Claus
Doomsday (the comic book villian that killed Superman with his bare hands)
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Tony Jaa
Christopher Nolan
Danny Devito
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Snuffleupagus
Santa Claus
Doomsday (the comic book villian that killed Superman with his bare hands)
Better off with Bane. He cracked Batman's spine.
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After the latest round of changes, I have a new list. These guys can be offensive or defensive. I don't care.
1) Craig T. Nelson
2) Al Pacino
3) Jon Voight
4) James Caan
5) Denzel Washington
6) Henry Winkler
7) Gene Hackman
8) Matthew McBongohey
9) Ed Harris
10) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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3) Jon Voight
Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't hear a word they're sayin'...just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car...
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Val Kilmer
Sam Elliott
Kurt Russell
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Tim Tebow
FTW
/end thread
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Tim Tebow
FTW
/end thread
#championship
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Tim Tebow
FTW
/end thread
OK, OK, OK...Tim Tebow, Ditka and God in a golf game.
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Tim Tebow
FTW
/end thread
For OC and DC at the same time...
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OK, OK, OK...Tim Tebow, Ditka and God in a golf game.
Ditka by 10 strokes.