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Title: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: AUChizad on October 31, 2011, 09:50:03 AM
http://youtu.be/kObK-92he5s?t=56s

About 1:00 mark to the 2:00 mark.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 10:21:34 AM
So what did he do?  He looks pretty subdued for D&D. 

I have been more D&D after Snaggle gave me a bottle of Knob Creek that we promptly drank straight out of the neck at tiger walk with a strange woman on my shoulders.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: JR4AU on October 31, 2011, 10:24:24 AM
So what did he do?  He looks pretty subdued for D&D. 

I have been more D&D after Snaggle gave me a bottle of Knob Creek that we promptly drank straight out of the neck at tiger walk with a strange woman on my shoulders.

D&D?
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 10:27:54 AM
D&D?

Drunk & Drooling
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: JR4AU on October 31, 2011, 10:29:11 AM
Drunk & Drooling

Blame the perp!
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 10:31:01 AM
Blame the perp!

The perp was clearly an illegal from Romania with an expired driver's license.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: JR4AU on October 31, 2011, 10:35:19 AM
The perp was clearly an illegal from Romania with an expired driver's license.

Racist!
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: AUChizad on October 31, 2011, 10:38:14 AM
I think he hopped the barricade.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 11:05:35 AM
I think he hopped the barricade.

Typical illegal.  Hopping the fence, swimming the Rio, stowing away on a boat.  Glad they nabbed him.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 11:18:13 AM
D&D?

Really.  I give a multitude of opening for the telling of good stories and you are wondering what D&D is?

Snaggle remind me to not waste my time partying with this dude.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: JR4AU on October 31, 2011, 11:22:09 AM
Really.  I give a multitude of opening for the telling of good stories and you are wondering what D&D is?

Snaggle remind me to not waste my time partying with this dude.

You seem upset. 
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: GH2001 on October 31, 2011, 11:23:11 AM
Really.  I give a multitude of opening for the telling of good stories and you are wondering what D&D is?

Snaggle remind me to not waste my time partying with this dude.

I chortled.

Between the catty bickering and not knowing what D&D is, me thinks JR needs to party hard and get some pussy quickly.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: GH2001 on October 31, 2011, 11:26:06 AM
You seem upset.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Js3Y_V2cyc4/TOzZOcjaGbI/AAAAAAAAATw/hVqhjrKGuHQ/s1600/irony1.jpg)
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: AUChizad on October 31, 2011, 11:30:08 AM
Really.  I give a multitude of opening for the telling of good stories and you are wondering what D&D is?

Snaggle remind me to not waste my time partying with this dude.
Seriously.

These fuckers don't know how to party. Give me a 12 sided die and a wizard outfit and it's time to go balls to the wall...

Oh, we're not talking about Dungeons and Dragons?
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: JR4AU on October 31, 2011, 11:34:38 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Js3Y_V2cyc4/TOzZOcjaGbI/AAAAAAAAATw/hVqhjrKGuHQ/s1600/irony1.jpg)

You seem upsetter.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 11:36:27 AM
Seriously.

These fuckers don't know how to party. Give me a 12 sided die and a wizard outfit and it's time to go balls to the wall...

Oh, we're not talking about Dungeons and Dragons?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: GH2001 on October 31, 2011, 11:45:12 AM
You seem upsetter.

If there is no available pussy, you should probably just spank off a couple of times.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 11:54:41 AM
If there is no available pussy, you should probably just spank off a couple of times.

This man knows. 

Speaking of spanking off, where has Pale Rider been?
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: JR4AU on October 31, 2011, 11:55:56 AM
If there is no available pussy, you should probably just spank off a couple of times.

Pussy is available, but it requires listening to the mindless blabber that comes from the mouth attached to it. 
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: GH2001 on October 31, 2011, 11:59:56 AM
but it requires listening to the mindless blabber that comes from the mouth attached to it.

In your mind, isn't that pretty much anyone who talks to you?
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: JR4AU on October 31, 2011, 12:04:36 PM
In your mind, isn't that pretty much anyone who talks to you?

No.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 12:46:42 PM
Pussy is available, but it requires listening to the mindless blabber that comes from the mouth attached to it.


I would suggest using one for the other. 
Problem solved.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: DnATL on October 31, 2011, 01:29:57 PM
So what did he do?  He looks pretty subdued for D&D. 

I have been more D&D after Snaggle gave me a bottle of Knob Creek that we promptly drank straight out of the neck at tiger walk with a strange woman on my shoulders.
Woman?  That's a bit old for one of Uncle Sani's piggyback rides
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 01:31:03 PM
Woman?  That's a bit old for one of Uncle Sani's piggyback rides

I'm almost sure she had a daughter.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: DnATL on October 31, 2011, 01:47:28 PM
I'm almost sure she had a daughter.
Are you saying it was Mrs. Snaggle on your shoulders?  Did you drunkenly misunderstand when he offered you some "liquor"?
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: GH2001 on October 31, 2011, 01:48:06 PM
I'm almost sure she had a daughter.

I see how you operate. Nice work.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 01:55:05 PM
Are you saying it was Mrs. Snaggle on your shoulders?  Did you drunkenly misunderstand when he offered you some "liquor"?

No.  Mr. Snaggle would not have been allowed to be there in the state he was in had Mrs Snaggle been there.  I think Weskie was the third one taking pulls off that bottle.  I have trouble remembering all the details.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: DnATL on October 31, 2011, 03:09:04 PM
No.  Mr. Snaggle would not have been allowed to be there in the state he was in had Mrs Snaggle been there.  I think Weskie was the third one taking pulls off that bottle.  I have trouble remembering all the details.
Just don't pass the whiskey bottle to AWK - they call him "Mr Brown Licker"
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 03:12:54 PM
No.  Mr. Snaggle would not have been allowed to be there in the state he was in had Mrs Snaggle been there.  I think Weskie was the third one taking pulls off that bottle.  I have trouble remembering all the details.

You are correct on said first point.  Although, I was quite the toasty camper at Saturday's tailgate.  She found friends to talk to.  I found a bottle of Jefferson's and coke product.
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Saniflush on October 31, 2011, 03:27:05 PM
You are correct on said first point.  Although, I was quite the toasty camper at Saturday's tailgate.  She found friends to talk to.  I found a bottle of Jefferson's and coke product.

Fuck me. 
Coke?  Really?  With Jefferson's?  Why don't you just spit on the flag while you're at it?  You want some puppies to kick?
Title: Re: Guy Gets Arrested At Tiger Walk
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 31, 2011, 03:46:49 PM
Fuck me. 
Coke?  Really?  With Jefferson's?  Why don't you just spit on the flag while you're at it?  You want some puppies to kick?

I salute you for your service to our country.  Because you fought for our freedoms, I may not only burn, spit upon or otherwise drop growl on our flag, but I can also kick puppies and mix fine burrbinz with the coke product of my choosing.

BTDub, they just got in some Jefferson's at the local lick her store I go to.  Damn fine ale.