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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on October 17, 2011, 03:19:07 PM

Title: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: AUChizad on October 17, 2011, 03:19:07 PM
"You know, you all create so many problems. I mean, I hate to start on this, but whether guys are going out for the draft that shouldn't even be thinking about that right now, whether we're worrying about the Heisman trophy, now we're worried about playing Missouri rather than playing Tennessee somewhere down the road. I could give a shit about all that. Excuse my French. I mean, come on. Let's talk about the game. What year are we talking about. When we're not gonna play Tennessee? 2025? I'm just hoping that I can still go to the lake then. Still can walk around and go on a pontoon ride."
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 17, 2011, 03:22:23 PM
"Oh you know Saban's absolutely right.  Thank you, Saban!  May I have another?"
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2011, 03:24:06 PM
http://youtu.be/frsId3goYYE
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: JR4AU on October 17, 2011, 03:24:42 PM
I'd give a testicle and a kidney if some reporter would respond to that kind of shit with "How the hell do we create problems by asking you questions?  Are you and your staff not able to get the team ready and focused because we asked a question that has something to do with other than the game this week?  Oh, and would you just fucking answer my question instead of being an asshole?"
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: RWS on October 17, 2011, 03:37:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vslVprDE-c
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: RWS on October 17, 2011, 03:46:00 PM
http://video-embed.al.com/services/player/bcpid619299288001?bctid=1222423998001
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: Kaos on October 17, 2011, 03:51:54 PM
Typical bullshit

Pathetic response, BG03.  Fucking pathetic.

From your Ancestry.com file:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mBDRtrtN3qY/TERw-ecp-JI/AAAAAAAAARU/QjRiSN-zh_A/s1600/Pom-Art3-b-0152.jpg)
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 17, 2011, 03:54:04 PM
http://video-embed.al.com/services/player/bcpid619299288001?bctid=1222423998001

So what is your opinion?
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 17, 2011, 03:55:29 PM
Pathetic response, BG03.  Fucking pathetic.

From your Ancestry.com file:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mBDRtrtN3qY/TERw-ecp-JI/AAAAAAAAARU/QjRiSN-zh_A/s1600/Pom-Art3-b-0152.jpg)

Holy shit...can you seen penetration there????
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: RWS on October 17, 2011, 03:56:30 PM
So what is your opinion?
Was he a dick? Sure.

Do I think he's an asshole? Yep.

I understand the point he is trying to make, but a simple "no comment" would have sufficed. Or, he should at least be more witty in his response. That would be fun.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: djsimp on October 17, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
Holy shit...can you seen penetration there????

This along with the pic....funny shit!

Looks almost like he is trying to give some kisses.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: Saniflush on October 17, 2011, 03:59:24 PM
Pathetic response, BG03.  Fucking pathetic.

From your Ancestry.com file:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mBDRtrtN3qY/TERw-ecp-JI/AAAAAAAAARU/QjRiSN-zh_A/s1600/Pom-Art3-b-0152.jpg)

It must be ghey cause I don't see a condom and I think their balls are about to touch.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: AUChizad on October 17, 2011, 04:06:28 PM
Was he a dick? Sure.

Do I think he's an asshole? Yep.

I understand the point he is trying to make, but a simple "no comment" would have sufficed. Or, he should at least be more witty in his response. That would be fun.
I'm sure you'll disagree, but I'd rather have our 27-7 coach who is a genuinely great guy, the epitome of keeping cool under pressure and saying exactly the right thing every single time when placed under misplaced scrutiny than arguably the biggest asshole douche in the entire world who was 26-8 at this point in his career (21-8 including vacations).

I said it.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 17, 2011, 04:08:03 PM
I'm sure you'll disagree, but I'd rather have our 27-7 coach who is a genuinely great guy, the epitome of keeping cool under pressure and saying exactly the right thing every single time when placed under misplaced scrutiny than arguably the biggest asshole douche in the entire world who was 26-8 at this point in his career (21-8 including vacationspontoon boat rides).

I said it.

FTFY.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: JR4AU on October 17, 2011, 04:09:18 PM
Saban's an asshole, plain and simple.  That shit plays as long as you win.  Fail  to meet expectations, and it will mean a shorter time table for being tolerated.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: RWS on October 17, 2011, 04:12:26 PM
I'm sure you'll disagree, but I'd rather have our 27-7 coach who is a genuinely great guy, the epitome of keeping cool under pressure and saying exactly the right thing every single time when placed under misplaced scrutiny than arguably the biggest asshole douche in the entire world who was 26-8 at this point in his career (21-8 including vacations).

I said it.
Cool.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2011, 04:13:33 PM
Playoffs???  Playoffs???



Playoffs???
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: RWS on October 17, 2011, 04:26:10 PM
Playoffs???  Playoffs???



Playoffs???
I wish somebody could come up with the perfect question involving this, and all of the following:

Heisman
Depth chart
A pre-season expectation of W/L
The price of Skittles in China
Aliens
The draft

I really think he would shoot the place up.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2011, 04:34:33 PM
I wish somebody could come up with the perfect question involving this, and all of the following:

Heisman
Depth chart
A pre-season expectation of W/L
The price of Skittles in China
Aliens
The draft

I really think he would shoot the place up.

Do you think the reason he constantly rocks from side to side behind the podium is because it's harder to hit a moving target?
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: RWS on October 17, 2011, 04:40:09 PM
Do you think the reason he constantly rocks from side to side behind the podium is because it's harder to hit a moving target?
I think of it more along the lines of how a wild cat sizes up its prey before annihilating it. He's just picking which one he wants to kill.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 17, 2011, 04:45:33 PM
I wish somebody could come up with the perfect question involving this, and all of the following:

Heisman
Depth chart
A pre-season expectation of W/L
The price of Skittles in China
Aliens
The draft

I really think he would shoot the place up.

Does having numerous Heisman candidates on the roster make it possible to think that 14 wins is easily expected, or does it make it so difficult to sort out that the depth chart that you might as well be attempting to draft an alien to adequately predict the price of Skittles in China?
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: RWS on October 17, 2011, 04:51:45 PM
Does having numerous Heisman candidates on the roster make it possible to think that 14 wins is easily expected, or does it make it so difficult to sort out that the depth chart that you might as well be attempting to draft an alien to adequately predict the price of Skittles in China?
Somebody get this man some credentials!
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 17, 2011, 08:39:10 PM
Pathetic response, BG03.  Fucking pathetic.

From your Ancestry.com file:

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mBDRtrtN3qY/TERw-ecp-JI/AAAAAAAAARU/QjRiSN-zh_A/s1600/Pom-Art3-b-0152.jpg)

I don't mean to ask a stupied question: Which one is RWS?
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: JR4AU on October 17, 2011, 10:18:32 PM
I don't mean to ask a stupied question: Which one is RWS?

The goat fucker, not the goat fucked.
Title: Re: Saban's Asshole Rant of the Day
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 18, 2011, 01:48:41 PM
The goat fucker, not the goat fucked.

Well at least he is there to do it.