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Title: If you like men's softball
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2011, 11:15:24 AM
http://conferenceusssa.com/live   

Live link to the world series @ Disney world.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: GH2001 on September 22, 2011, 11:18:02 AM
I will put in Napoleon Dynamite if I want to see Uncle Rico. Much less 1000 of them.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2011, 11:24:29 AM
We took a team to the nationals back in '96 in Orlando.  Good times. 
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 22, 2011, 11:34:07 AM
We took a team to the nationals back in '96 in Orlando.  Good times.

So you were old back then?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2011, 11:34:47 AM
So you were old back then?
:getoff:
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 22, 2011, 11:42:49 AM
:getoff:

Damn you have to be pushing 50 if you were playing softball in 96.  :)
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2011, 11:47:27 AM
I will put in Napoleon Dynamite if I want to see Uncle Rico. Much less 1000 of them.

This link is strictly the majors.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2011, 11:47:44 AM
Damn you have to be pushing 50 if you were playing softball in 96.  :)


I'll toss this between the crack of yo ass.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2011, 11:48:51 AM
Damn you have to be pushing 50 if you were playing softball in 96.  :)
I am 41, young fucker.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2011, 11:49:32 AM
We took a team to the nationals back in '96 in Orlando.  Good times.

At Orlando I have Umpired     World Series:  Level  A-B-C  They are all good players-but they are all full of shit and themselves.

Edit: I will tell you that as an umpire you lose your shirt going to do this. You have to cover Air-fare-your place to stay-food-drink.  The only time I ever really made most of my money back was 2006- Hurricane Ivan??? we went to 30 minute games and there was no way they could keep up with what we did.  ( I may have accidentally claimed more than I did. )
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2011, 11:50:41 AM
At Orlando I have done   World Series:  Level  A-B-C  They are all good players-but they are all full of shit and themselves.

This I will agree 100% with.  We were just lucky and happy to be there.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 22, 2011, 11:58:30 AM
I am 41, young fucker.

Damn you old!  Not as old as Snaggle, but damn, you old!
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2011, 12:04:21 PM
Damn you old!  Not as old as Snaggle, but damn, you old!

Well if 41 is old that makes me Neanderthal .
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 22, 2011, 12:08:18 PM
Well if 41 is old that makes me Neanderthal .

Well hell, if you are the same age as Kwajmahall then you are on your deathbed.......If I want him to know I said that, I will tell him. 
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2011, 01:41:35 PM
Well hell, if you are the same age as Kwajmahall then you are on your deathbed.......If I want him to know I said that, I will tell him. 

No worries-I don't talk to him any more.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2011, 02:19:46 PM
Other names for this thread:

If you like the taste of dick
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 22, 2011, 02:58:06 PM
Other names for this thread:

If you like the taste of dick

If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2011, 03:01:47 PM
If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
If you like men's...truation
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Token on September 22, 2011, 03:02:54 PM
If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game

FTW!!
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: JR4AU on September 22, 2011, 03:05:33 PM
If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game

 *snicker*
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: chinook on September 22, 2011, 03:13:48 PM
you heading down to sniff the bus seats?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Kaos on September 22, 2011, 03:16:48 PM
Started playing when it became obvious my dream of playing MLB was dead.  About nine months removed from my last high school game, that is. 

Played every year until I was 38 or so.  Played fall ball, played spring, played co-ed, played on tournament teams, played league play, played weekends.

One time was winning a big tournament in Tuscaloosa with five or six Bama players on the team.  Kerry Goode, Vince Sutton -- can't remember the others. Ray Perkins showed up in the dugout and roasted their ass.  They left.  We forfeited.

Eventually I had to quit. Got too old.  Couldn't run.  Kept hurting myself sliding.  Never hit for power, really, more of a line drive, gap hitter.  After about 35, the bat pop fizzled too.  Maybe if I'd worked out instead of smoking cigarettes and eating Frisco burgers and curly fries I could have extended it, but it was time to put that down. 

And they were starting that stealing rule which I thought was stupid.

I did enjoy playing, though.  It's a dude thing.  Part of a team. Competition. Winning.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2011, 03:20:43 PM
If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game

You would be amazed at they what they get paid to play a girls game.

Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: GH2001 on September 22, 2011, 03:45:03 PM
If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
That's kind of what I was saying in the 2nd post of this thread.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: GH2001 on September 22, 2011, 03:47:36 PM
Started playing when it became obvious my dream of playing MLB was dead.  About nine months removed from my last high school game, that is. 

Played every year until I was 38 or so.  Played fall ball, played spring, played co-ed, played on tournament teams, played league play, played weekends.

One time was winning a big tournament in Tuscaloosa with five or six Bama players on the team.  Kerry Goode, Vince Sutton -- can't remember the others. Ray Perkins showed up in the dugout and roasted their ass.  They left.  We forfeited.

Eventually I had to quit. Got too old.  Couldn't run.  Kept hurting myself sliding.  Never hit for power, really, more of a line drive, gap hitter.  After about 35, the bat pop fizzled too.  Maybe if I'd worked out instead of smoking cigarettes and eating Frisco burgers and curly fries I could have extended it, but it was time to put that down. 

And they were starting that stealing rule which I thought was stupid.

I did enjoy playing, though.  It's a dude thing.  Part of a team. Competition. Winning.

Rico?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2011, 04:10:54 PM
Started playing when it became obvious my dream of playing MLB was dead.  About nine months removed from my last high school game, that is. 

Played every year until I was 38 or so.  Played fall ball, played spring, played co-ed, played on tournament teams, played league play, played weekends.

One time was winning a big tournament in Tuscaloosa with five or six Bama players on the team.  Kerry Goode, Vince Sutton -- can't remember the others. Ray Perkins showed up in the dugout and roasted their ass.  They left.  We forfeited.

Eventually I had to quit. Got too old.  Couldn't run.  Kept hurting myself sliding.  Never hit for power, really, more of a line drive, gap hitter.  After about 35, the bat pop fizzled too.  Maybe if I'd worked out instead of smoking cigarettes and eating Frisco burgers and curly fries I could have extended it, but it was time to put that down. 

And they were starting that stealing rule which I thought was stupid.

I did enjoy playing, though.  It's a dude thing.  Part of a team. Competition. Winning.

Same story here-When I knew I was getting past my prime but wanted to stay on the field is why I started umpin. My umpin got me to where I wanted to go. The world Series.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2011, 04:13:34 PM
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Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2011, 04:21:04 PM
Started playing when it became obvious my dream of playing MLB was dead.  About nine months removed from my last high school game, that is. 

Played every year until I was 38 or so.  Played fall ball, played spring, played co-ed, played on tournament teams, played league play, played weekends.

One time was winning a big tournament in Tuscaloosa with five or six Bama players on the team.  Kerry Goode, Vince Sutton -- can't remember the others. Ray Perkins showed up in the dugout and roasted their ass.  They left.  We forfeited.

Eventually I had to quit. Got too old.  Couldn't run.  Kept hurting myself sliding.  Never hit for power, really, more of a line drive, gap hitter.  After about 35, the bat pop fizzled too.  Maybe if I'd worked out instead of smoking cigarettes and eating Frisco burgers and curly fries I could have extended it, but it was time to put that down. 

And they were starting that stealing rule which I thought was stupid.

I did enjoy playing, though.  It's a dude thing.  Part of a team. Competition. Winning.

One year removed from a ruptured Achilles, I still haven't figured out that I am too old to play.  I can still throw the ball over those mountains.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Kaos on September 22, 2011, 04:28:56 PM
Rico?


I am not amused by your reference.

(http://neaad.net/dr/sites/default/files/images/2011%20Holyoke%20Athletics%20softball%20team%20picture.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Kaos on September 22, 2011, 04:34:42 PM
Same story here-When I knew I was getting past my prime but wanted to stay on the field is why I started umpin. My umpin got me to where I wanted to go. The world Series.

I umpired a couple of sanctioned tournaments.  Didn't like having steroid-pumped gorillas shitting themselves when I called a strike they didn't swing at.  Plus I could be pretty confrontational anyway.  And I damn sure didn't mind giving the benefit of the doubt to teams/players I didn't hate.

Spent a year or so umping Dixie games and finally quit that.  Kept having to throw parents out of the park.  Eventually one of the other guys we umped with got beaten with a baseball bat by one of ones that regularly got thrown out.  Nate had tossed the guy that night and I guess he  had enough.  Ran him off the road on the way home and two or three of them worked him with a bat.  Broke his leg.  Fuck that. Parents are crazy. 
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: GH2001 on September 22, 2011, 04:43:16 PM

I am not amused by your reference.

(http://neaad.net/dr/sites/default/files/images/2011%20Holyoke%20Athletics%20softball%20team%20picture.preview.jpg)

And what exactly am I looking at besides a bunch of dudes that play softball?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2011, 05:22:03 PM
And what exactly am I looking at besides a bunch of dudes that play softball?

Where's Ka....err, Waldo?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Token on September 22, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
Where's Ka....err, Waldo?

Quote
(http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm457/Argo144/2011HolyokeAthleticssoftballteampicture.jpg)

What do I win?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2011, 05:28:50 PM
What do I win?
Your very own (http://images.media.nscdn.com/index.php?src=http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z105/BloodRvn/roflcopter.gif&size=400x1000)
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2011, 05:31:30 PM
What do I win?

Ooohh, I'm sorry.  It was a good guess but now we're going to have to say goodbye.  Jim, what do we have for Token?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Token on September 22, 2011, 05:33:25 PM
Ooohh, I'm sorry.  It was a good guess but now we're going to have to say goodbye.  Jim, what do we have for Token?

Fuck Jim.  Give me a gift from the guy who was selling ass porn earlier, and I'll leave happy.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
Fuck Jim.  Give me a gift from the guy who was selling ass porn earlier, and I'll leave happy.

Really. Who isn't happy with good ass porn?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Kaos on September 23, 2011, 12:25:26 AM
And what exactly am I looking at besides a bunch of dudes that play softball?

I am an angry black man
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: GH2001 on September 23, 2011, 09:09:28 AM
I am an angry black man

Was that seriously your team?
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2011, 09:16:49 AM
Was that seriously your team?

No, he plays for the other team
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2011, 09:45:13 AM
Was that seriously your team?
He's the one with the sweet tribal tats.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: chinook on September 23, 2011, 09:47:03 AM
He's the one with the sweet tribal tats.

he's the catcher too.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2011, 09:49:36 AM
he's the catcher too.

I love your ass
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Kaos on September 23, 2011, 10:20:43 AM
Was that seriously your team?

Fuck no.  I found that on the googles. 

I just liked the expression on the angry black man's face.  He looks ready to fuck something up.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 23, 2011, 10:24:04 AM
Fuck no.  I found that on the googles. 

I just liked the expression on the angry black man's face.  He looks ready to fuck something up.

He was the pitcher.  The rest of the team caught.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: GH2001 on September 23, 2011, 10:57:13 AM
Fuck no.  I found that on the googles. 

I just liked the expression on the angry black man's face.  He looks ready to fuck something up.

Was about to say. If you were any one of those goobers in that pic, I saw farks in your future. With lots of Ace Frehley paint schemes.
Title: Re: If you like men's softball
Post by: Token on September 23, 2011, 07:14:52 PM
Fuck no.  I found that on the googles. 

I just liked the expression on the angry black man's face.  He looks ready to fuck something up.

He's obviously pissed because he was stuck on a team with a bunch of white guys who couldn't play worth a fuck.  It's one thing for whitey to hold him down on the job.  But on the diamond too?  Bout to be some black on white crime.