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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2011, 11:15:24 AM
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http://conferenceusssa.com/live
Live link to the world series @ Disney world.
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I will put in Napoleon Dynamite if I want to see Uncle Rico. Much less 1000 of them.
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We took a team to the nationals back in '96 in Orlando. Good times.
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We took a team to the nationals back in '96 in Orlando. Good times.
So you were old back then?
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So you were old back then?
:getoff:
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:getoff:
Damn you have to be pushing 50 if you were playing softball in 96. :)
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I will put in Napoleon Dynamite if I want to see Uncle Rico. Much less 1000 of them.
This link is strictly the majors.
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Damn you have to be pushing 50 if you were playing softball in 96. :)
I'll toss this between the crack of yo ass.
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Damn you have to be pushing 50 if you were playing softball in 96. :)
I am 41, young fucker.
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We took a team to the nationals back in '96 in Orlando. Good times.
At Orlando I have Umpired World Series: Level A-B-C They are all good players-but they are all full of shit and themselves.
Edit: I will tell you that as an umpire you lose your shirt going to do this. You have to cover Air-fare-your place to stay-food-drink. The only time I ever really made most of my money back was 2006- Hurricane Ivan??? we went to 30 minute games and there was no way they could keep up with what we did. ( I may have accidentally claimed more than I did. )
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At Orlando I have done World Series: Level A-B-C They are all good players-but they are all full of shit and themselves.
This I will agree 100% with. We were just lucky and happy to be there.
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I am 41, young fucker.
Damn you old! Not as old as Snaggle, but damn, you old!
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Damn you old! Not as old as Snaggle, but damn, you old!
Well if 41 is old that makes me Neanderthal .
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Well if 41 is old that makes me Neanderthal .
Well hell, if you are the same age as Kwajmahall then you are on your deathbed.......If I want him to know I said that, I will tell him.
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Well hell, if you are the same age as Kwajmahall then you are on your deathbed.......If I want him to know I said that, I will tell him.
No worries-I don't talk to him any more.
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Other names for this thread:
If you like the taste of dick
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Other names for this thread:
If you like the taste of dick
If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
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If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
If you like men's...truation
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If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
FTW!!
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If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
*snicker*
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you heading down to sniff the bus seats?
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Started playing when it became obvious my dream of playing MLB was dead. About nine months removed from my last high school game, that is.
Played every year until I was 38 or so. Played fall ball, played spring, played co-ed, played on tournament teams, played league play, played weekends.
One time was winning a big tournament in Tuscaloosa with five or six Bama players on the team. Kerry Goode, Vince Sutton -- can't remember the others. Ray Perkins showed up in the dugout and roasted their ass. They left. We forfeited.
Eventually I had to quit. Got too old. Couldn't run. Kept hurting myself sliding. Never hit for power, really, more of a line drive, gap hitter. After about 35, the bat pop fizzled too. Maybe if I'd worked out instead of smoking cigarettes and eating Frisco burgers and curly fries I could have extended it, but it was time to put that down.
And they were starting that stealing rule which I thought was stupid.
I did enjoy playing, though. It's a dude thing. Part of a team. Competition. Winning.
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If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
You would be amazed at they what they get paid to play a girls game.
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If you like watching guys who wish they could have been athletes play a girls game
That's kind of what I was saying in the 2nd post of this thread.
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Started playing when it became obvious my dream of playing MLB was dead. About nine months removed from my last high school game, that is.
Played every year until I was 38 or so. Played fall ball, played spring, played co-ed, played on tournament teams, played league play, played weekends.
One time was winning a big tournament in Tuscaloosa with five or six Bama players on the team. Kerry Goode, Vince Sutton -- can't remember the others. Ray Perkins showed up in the dugout and roasted their ass. They left. We forfeited.
Eventually I had to quit. Got too old. Couldn't run. Kept hurting myself sliding. Never hit for power, really, more of a line drive, gap hitter. After about 35, the bat pop fizzled too. Maybe if I'd worked out instead of smoking cigarettes and eating Frisco burgers and curly fries I could have extended it, but it was time to put that down.
And they were starting that stealing rule which I thought was stupid.
I did enjoy playing, though. It's a dude thing. Part of a team. Competition. Winning.
Rico?
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Started playing when it became obvious my dream of playing MLB was dead. About nine months removed from my last high school game, that is.
Played every year until I was 38 or so. Played fall ball, played spring, played co-ed, played on tournament teams, played league play, played weekends.
One time was winning a big tournament in Tuscaloosa with five or six Bama players on the team. Kerry Goode, Vince Sutton -- can't remember the others. Ray Perkins showed up in the dugout and roasted their ass. They left. We forfeited.
Eventually I had to quit. Got too old. Couldn't run. Kept hurting myself sliding. Never hit for power, really, more of a line drive, gap hitter. After about 35, the bat pop fizzled too. Maybe if I'd worked out instead of smoking cigarettes and eating Frisco burgers and curly fries I could have extended it, but it was time to put that down.
And they were starting that stealing rule which I thought was stupid.
I did enjoy playing, though. It's a dude thing. Part of a team. Competition. Winning.
Same story here-When I knew I was getting past my prime but wanted to stay on the field is why I started umpin. My umpin got me to where I wanted to go. The world Series.
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(http://cdn.jockpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/gay-softball-league.jpg)
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Started playing when it became obvious my dream of playing MLB was dead. About nine months removed from my last high school game, that is.
Played every year until I was 38 or so. Played fall ball, played spring, played co-ed, played on tournament teams, played league play, played weekends.
One time was winning a big tournament in Tuscaloosa with five or six Bama players on the team. Kerry Goode, Vince Sutton -- can't remember the others. Ray Perkins showed up in the dugout and roasted their ass. They left. We forfeited.
Eventually I had to quit. Got too old. Couldn't run. Kept hurting myself sliding. Never hit for power, really, more of a line drive, gap hitter. After about 35, the bat pop fizzled too. Maybe if I'd worked out instead of smoking cigarettes and eating Frisco burgers and curly fries I could have extended it, but it was time to put that down.
And they were starting that stealing rule which I thought was stupid.
I did enjoy playing, though. It's a dude thing. Part of a team. Competition. Winning.
One year removed from a ruptured Achilles, I still haven't figured out that I am too old to play. I can still throw the ball over those mountains.
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Rico?
I am not amused by your reference.
(http://neaad.net/dr/sites/default/files/images/2011%20Holyoke%20Athletics%20softball%20team%20picture.preview.jpg)
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Same story here-When I knew I was getting past my prime but wanted to stay on the field is why I started umpin. My umpin got me to where I wanted to go. The world Series.
I umpired a couple of sanctioned tournaments. Didn't like having steroid-pumped gorillas shitting themselves when I called a strike they didn't swing at. Plus I could be pretty confrontational anyway. And I damn sure didn't mind giving the benefit of the doubt to teams/players I didn't hate.
Spent a year or so umping Dixie games and finally quit that. Kept having to throw parents out of the park. Eventually one of the other guys we umped with got beaten with a baseball bat by one of ones that regularly got thrown out. Nate had tossed the guy that night and I guess he had enough. Ran him off the road on the way home and two or three of them worked him with a bat. Broke his leg. Fuck that. Parents are crazy.
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I am not amused by your reference.
(http://neaad.net/dr/sites/default/files/images/2011%20Holyoke%20Athletics%20softball%20team%20picture.preview.jpg)
And what exactly am I looking at besides a bunch of dudes that play softball?
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And what exactly am I looking at besides a bunch of dudes that play softball?
Where's Ka....err, Waldo?
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Where's Ka....err, Waldo?
(http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm457/Argo144/2011HolyokeAthleticssoftballteampicture.jpg)
What do I win?
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What do I win?
Your very own (http://images.media.nscdn.com/index.php?src=http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z105/BloodRvn/roflcopter.gif&size=400x1000)
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What do I win?
Ooohh, I'm sorry. It was a good guess but now we're going to have to say goodbye. Jim, what do we have for Token?
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Ooohh, I'm sorry. It was a good guess but now we're going to have to say goodbye. Jim, what do we have for Token?
Fuck Jim. Give me a gift from the guy who was selling ass porn earlier, and I'll leave happy.
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Fuck Jim. Give me a gift from the guy who was selling ass porn earlier, and I'll leave happy.
Really. Who isn't happy with good ass porn?
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And what exactly am I looking at besides a bunch of dudes that play softball?
I am an angry black man
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I am an angry black man
Was that seriously your team?
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Was that seriously your team?
No, he plays for the other team
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Was that seriously your team?
He's the one with the sweet tribal tats.
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He's the one with the sweet tribal tats.
he's the catcher too.
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he's the catcher too.
I love your ass
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Was that seriously your team?
Fuck no. I found that on the googles.
I just liked the expression on the angry black man's face. He looks ready to fuck something up.
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Fuck no. I found that on the googles.
I just liked the expression on the angry black man's face. He looks ready to fuck something up.
He was the pitcher. The rest of the team caught.
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Fuck no. I found that on the googles.
I just liked the expression on the angry black man's face. He looks ready to fuck something up.
Was about to say. If you were any one of those goobers in that pic, I saw farks in your future. With lots of Ace Frehley paint schemes.
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Fuck no. I found that on the googles.
I just liked the expression on the angry black man's face. He looks ready to fuck something up.
He's obviously pissed because he was stuck on a team with a bunch of white guys who couldn't play worth a fuck. It's one thing for whitey to hold him down on the job. But on the diamond too? Bout to be some black on white crime.