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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on August 30, 2011, 06:26:00 AM

Title: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: The Prowler on August 30, 2011, 06:26:00 AM
and a lot of miles to cover if they're going to hand deliver a Cease & Desist and a Disassociation letter all the way out in Texas (note to the compliance dept: make sure it's back dated atleast 4 years ago...just use the same one that you sent to "whom it may concern"....Coach Mack Brown would appreciate it.) Because the whole amateur status dealio affecting the prospect's eligibilty is okay just as long as there is some sort of C&D sent to whomever, regardless if it's sent Months or Years later...just as long as there's a letter.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKyeKmJ1oo

Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2011, 07:16:58 AM
Well is that his fathers store?  If it is then there is no violation. 
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: The Prowler on August 30, 2011, 08:11:42 AM
Well is that his fathers store?  If it is then there is no violation.
I didn't think that would matter.
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: Kaos on August 30, 2011, 08:26:19 AM
He was still in high school.  Not a horn yet. 
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2011, 08:35:12 AM
Same as if you want to work an underage kid in an industrial setting.  It seems to be ok as long as it's your kid and a family business.
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: JR4AU on August 30, 2011, 09:32:17 AM
You're reaching big time Prowlie.
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 30, 2011, 09:39:34 AM
You're reaching big time Prowlie.

I think that is the first he has ever heard that...
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: RWS on August 30, 2011, 10:01:39 AM
and a lot of miles to cover if they're going to hand deliver a Cease & Desist and a Disassociation letter all the way out in Texas (note to the compliance dept: make sure it's back dated atleast 4 years ago...just use the same one that you sent to "whom it may concern"....Coach Mack Brown would appreciate it.) Because the whole amateur status dealio affecting the prospect's eligibilty is okay just as long as there is some sort of C&D sent to whomever, regardless if it's sent Months or Years later...just as long as there's a letter.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmKyeKmJ1oo
1. What the fuck does Colt McCoy have to do with Alabama? Or am I missing something here?

2. As others have noted.......... :facepalm:
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: GH2001 on August 30, 2011, 10:02:34 AM
You're reaching big time Prowlie.
Yep...

I believe Sani is correct.
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2011, 10:32:41 AM
1. What the fuck does Colt McCoy have to do with Alabama? Or am I missing something here?

2. As others have noted.......... :facepalm:

That was an Alabama grad giving him the....booster shot.  And he didn't charge him for it.  So, you don't see the problem with and Alabama booster giving a high school quarterback free shots?  Ooohhh, you Bama pricks are so smug.
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: JR4AU on August 30, 2011, 10:36:34 AM
That was an Alabama grad giving him the....booster shot.  And he didn't charge him for it.  So, you don't see the problem with and Alabama booster giving a high school quarterback free shots?  Ooohhh, you Bama pricks are so smug.

It was "the shots" he gave him in da mouf that are the most troubling. 
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: Token on August 30, 2011, 11:01:43 AM
I bet his rogue booster dad also paid for some of his meals while he was in college.
Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: Saniflush on August 30, 2011, 11:07:16 AM
I bet his rogue booster dad also paid for some of his meals while he was in college.

I here at one time he was inside his father's wife's cooter. 

Title: Re: The uat "compliance dept" has some work to do...
Post by: Jumbo on August 30, 2011, 01:06:44 PM
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