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Title: Guess he would have rather let it rot off...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 24, 2011, 03:24:06 PM
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SHELBYVILLE, Ky. (AP) — A jury has ruled against a Kentucky truck driver who sued a urologist claiming the doctor amputated part of his penis without his consent.

The six-man, six-woman jury came back with the verdict Wednesday in the lawsuit filed by 64-year-old Phillip Seaton, and his wife, Deborah, in Shelby County Circuit Court.

The jury ruled unanimously against the claim that Dr. John Patterson of Frankfort had failed to exercise proper care. It ruled 10-2 against the claim that Seaton hadn't consented to the amputation.

Jurors were told that Patterson had gone into the 2008 surgery intending to perform a circumcision but decided to remove part of the organ after he found potentially deadly cancer.


Lots of questions here...

I think I would be grateful if some doctor removed a malignancy that he encountered accidentally...  can't use your dick if you are dead.

But more importantly...

WHY IN THE HELL is a 64 year old man getting a circumcision?
Title: Re: Guess he would have rather let it rot off...
Post by: Saniflush on August 24, 2011, 03:26:35 PM

Lots of questions here...

I think I would be grateful if some doctor removed a malignancy that he encountered accidentally...  can't use your dick if you are dead.

But more importantly...

WHY IN THE HELL is a 64 year old man getting a circumcision?


He was gonna go Jewish. 
It's the new Catholic.
Title: Re: Guess he would have rather let it rot off...
Post by: ssgaufan on August 24, 2011, 03:28:29 PM
Just glad it wasn't me.  I'd have came out of that surgery as Mrs. SSGAUFAN.
Title: Re: Guess he would have rather let it rot off...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 24, 2011, 03:40:04 PM
I'm wondering what the hell kind of consent form he signed before going into this surgery for the jury to render a verdict against him.
Title: Re: Guess he would have rather let it rot off...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 24, 2011, 03:44:14 PM
Jewish women only want something if it's 20% off.
Title: Re: Guess he would have rather let it rot off...
Post by: Saniflush on August 24, 2011, 03:47:59 PM
What do Jewish women say during sex?


Beige.  I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
Title: Re: Guess he would have rather let it rot off...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 24, 2011, 03:57:07 PM
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

Canoes tip