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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: CCTAU on August 19, 2011, 02:38:03 PM

Title: WARTs about the economy
Post by: CCTAU on August 19, 2011, 02:38:03 PM

WARTs (Wild Ass Random Thoughts)

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The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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