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Title: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
Post by: Jonathan55 on August 15, 2011, 03:43:27 AM: Aromatherapy: In this style one or more scented plant oils are used depending on the specific needs of the client. The therapist has a wide array of oils to choose from that are relaxing, stress-reducing, and energizing. The most common type of oil which is used in aromatherapies is lavender. This type of massage therapy is perfect for people residing in big US cities like Wellington and Lake Worth as they have to go through regular work and personal life pressures.
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Post by: Saniflush on August 15, 2011, 06:30:56 AM: I'm only doing if Jim says it's ok.
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Post by: AUJarhead on August 15, 2011, 08:05:36 AM: How much for a happy ending?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM: What do we get for $10?
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2011, 09:25:06 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM
What do we get for $10?

Fucky Sucky Fi Dolla
Title: Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
Post by: wesfau2 on August 15, 2011, 09:59:59 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2011, 09:25:06 AM
Fucky Sucky Fi Dolla

She say soul brotha too beaucoup.
Title: Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 15, 2011, 10:41:11 AM: Welcome Jonathan. Go fuck yourself!

Now, tell us more about teh aromas that "the therapist" has available.
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Post by: MarkChand on August 15, 2011, 12:04:34 PM: I prefer the soothing aroma of Thai Green Tea when I'm getting a Rub-n-Tug
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Post by: Jumbo on August 15, 2011, 12:12:36 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM
What do we get for $10?
Anything you want.
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Post by: AWK on August 15, 2011, 12:23:00 PM: Are there any aromatherapies that will mask the smell of dried semen and mustard?
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Post by: Vandy Vol on August 15, 2011, 12:43:44 PM: I don't want aromatherapy. I want one of your "therapists" to go ass to mouth in the heat of the moment.

How much for ass to mouth?
Title: Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
Post by: AUJarhead on August 15, 2011, 02:08:31 PM: Quote from: AWK on August 15, 2011, 12:23:00 PM
Are there any aromatherapies that will mask the smell of dried semen and mustard?

Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
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Post by: Saniflush on August 15, 2011, 02:19:20 PM: Quote from: AUJarhead on August 15, 2011, 02:08:31 PM
Kinkyyyy. Sign here.

You said rape twice.
Title: Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2011, 02:22:33 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 15, 2011, 02:19:20 PM
You said rape twice.

What's that in your mouth.

Nuffum

Nuffum, huh? Chewing gum in line?
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Post by: AWK on August 15, 2011, 05:10:22 PM: I killed a man for aromatherapy...once.
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Post by: DnATL on August 15, 2011, 10:40:09 PM: Do AromaTheRapists give unwanted Dirty Sanchezes?
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Post by: Vandy Vol on August 15, 2011, 10:44:16 PM: Quote from: DnATL on August 15, 2011, 10:40:09 PM
Do AromaTheRapists give unwanted Dirty Sanchezes?

Why would any Dirty Sanchez be an "unwanted Dirty Sanchez?" Isn't that an oxymoron?
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Post by: DnATL on August 16, 2011, 07:57:39 PM: Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 15, 2011, 10:44:16 PM
Why would any Dirty Sanchez be an "unwanted Dirty Sanchez?" Isn't that an oxymoron?
Because sometimes AWK doesn't want you to give him a shitstache? Or, are we talking about immigration reform again?
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Post by: Vandy Vol on August 17, 2011, 12:01:53 PM: Quote from: DnATL on August 16, 2011, 07:57:39 PM
Because sometimes AWK doesn't want you to give him a shitstache? Or, are we talking about immigration reform again?

There's nothing more that AWK wants than a shitstache.

Well...except maybe an Alabama hot pocket. But that's too heterosexual for him.