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Title: I'm back...
Post by: fred on August 07, 2011, 03:18:29 PM
and handsome as evah. 

Ok, who wants to take a stab and tell me why the Tide won't win Number 14 this coming January?

I got a reply to every fallacy!

Roll Tide!
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: chinook on August 07, 2011, 03:30:16 PM
go fuck yourself.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: fred on August 07, 2011, 03:34:39 PM
go Godfather yourself.

Anatomically impossible, even for someone with a dick as big as mine. 

Next contestant!
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Jumbo on August 07, 2011, 03:40:37 PM
and handsome as evah. 

Ok, who wants to take a stab and tell me why the Tide won't win Number 14 this coming January?

I got a reply to every fallacy!

Roll Tide!
Fuck off Birmingham, you fucking :troll:
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: fred on August 07, 2011, 03:41:51 PM
Godfather off Birmingham, you Godfathering :troll:

Go get me some crab cakes.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 08, 2011, 01:16:57 AM
Go get me some medication for my crabs cakes.

Fixed.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Tiger Six on August 08, 2011, 08:45:42 AM
Fixed.

Cute, coming from a verbose schizophrenic. 
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: djsimp on August 08, 2011, 09:14:39 AM
and handsome as evah.

(http://www.glogster.com/media/4/24/87/16/24871689.jpg)

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Ok, who wants to take a stab and tell me why the Tide won't win Number 14 this coming January?

I got a reply to every fallacy!

Row Taaahhd!

Lets see, maybe because the weight of all you fuckers hanging on Sabans nut sack has become too much.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2011, 10:04:30 AM
Alright who replaced f.uck with Godfather?  Chopper I am looking at you.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 08, 2011, 06:24:52 PM
Cute, coming from a verbose schizophrenic.

There's a Bammer to be fucked with, and this is your response?

Shame...you're starting to act your post count.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: The Six on August 08, 2011, 06:53:01 PM
and handsome as evah. 

Ok, who wants to take a stab and tell me why the Tide won't win Number 14 this coming January?

I got a reply to every fallacy!

Roll Tide!

So you are convinced AJ McTatt or Phillip Simage can get it down without a proven playmaker on the outside and Trent "I Get Hurt A Lot" Richardson in the backfield?

Plus, tough games on the schedule. Going to be hard to run that table unscathed.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Yoda on August 08, 2011, 08:50:40 PM
and handsome as evah. 

Ok, who wants to take a stab and tell me why the Tide won't win Number 14 this coming January?

I got a reply to every fallacy!

Roll Tide!

Main reason is UA does not have 13 legitimate national titles, you fuck ups just claim anything.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2011, 11:20:50 AM
I see that Fred is back.  Big frickin' deal.  He brings nothing to the table.  Now if we could just get Jim back.  Jim had promise.  Jim had potential. 
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 09, 2011, 11:29:10 AM
I see that Fred is back.  Big frickin' deal.  He brings nothing to the table.  Now if we could just get Jim back.  Jim had promise.  Jim had potential.
Jim had great big jewels.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Saniflush on August 09, 2011, 11:30:55 AM
I see that Fred is back.  Big frickin' deal.  He brings nothing to the table.  Now if we could just get Jim back.  Jim had promise.  Jim had potential.

It's hard to keep the good ones.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2011, 11:35:41 AM
It's hard to keep the good ones.

It's like he and messyfloors were just stringing us along.  Playing on our emotions and insatiable need to better ourselves.  Were they ever coming back?
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: chinook on August 09, 2011, 11:50:37 AM
speaking of fred...

do you think fred and barney had gay sex?
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2011, 11:58:37 AM
speaking of fred...

do you think fred and barney had gay sex?

You know, I've wondered that myself.  Wilma and Betty both had those kickin' little bitty waists with those short little sundresses.  But both Fred and Barney were huge compared to them.  Don't know how they could have done much.  Now, Fred and Barney....I imagine there was much gay butt sex before and after the league bowling games.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 09, 2011, 01:10:21 PM
speaking of fred...

do you think fred and barney had gay sex?

Let's go around back?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDamNtQpu2w&feature=fvst 
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: AUsweetheart on August 09, 2011, 01:17:11 PM


Ok, who wants to take a stab and tell me why the Tide won't win Number 14 this coming January?

I got a reply to every fallacy!


Can I nominate this post for.....I don't know...something.....maybe the best example of irony ever in two sentences strung together?
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: GH2001 on August 09, 2011, 01:35:16 PM
You know, I've wondered that myself.  Wilma and Betty both had those kickin' little bitty waists with those short little sundresses.  But both Fred and Barney were huge compared to them.  Don't know how they could have done much.  Now, Fred and Barney....I imagine there was much gay butt sex before and after the league bowling games.



Uh oh.....here we go down the Mayeberry After Dark path again. I do know that Wilma and Betty were always giggling. Maybe they had a lesbian thing eh?

Speaking of Mayberry, so were Barney and Thelma Lou really fucking every Tuesday night after they ate that pound of cashew fudge when the Doctor show on TV was over? Or was Barney nailing Juanita or the Fun Girls one of the other nights of the week? Dude did seem to drag into work some mornings. Juanita must have been quite a kinky one.

I also don't think Andy was getting any head from Helen. Uptight bitch.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2011, 01:53:03 PM
Hey Fred, you damn pussy.  Don't hit and run.  Bring your punk ass back here and fight like a man..behind a keyboard. Me and Chizad and Jumbo all want some of you.  Especially Chizad.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: djsimp on August 09, 2011, 02:03:11 PM
Especially Chizad.

VV said something about umbrellas.

Anyway, Fred you're a pussy just like Birmingham.
Title: Re: I'm back...
Post by: GH2001 on August 09, 2011, 03:22:34 PM
Hey Fred, where's Jim?  He owes me some jewrries!