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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: dallaswareagle on August 03, 2011, 12:24:58 PM
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Last Sat I umpired during the day-One of the guys brought a meat temp guage. It was 118 on the field.
This is under my patio at 5:00 pm
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Temp-1.jpg)
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Quit being a wuss.
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It's so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog. :rimshot:
It's so hot, the new cast member on "The View" is Ted Williams. :rimshot:
It's so hot, politicians are taking their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves. :rimshot:
It's hotter than a whore on dollar night. :rimshot:
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My neighbor is cutting his grass right now.
He has two towels over his head and he's carrying a bottle of water. When I took the dog to the bathroom, he was mumbling "fucking shit it's hot" and "god damnit this is too fucking hot."
I went back in my house with the A/C on full blast.
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My dog has managed to dig himself a hole underneath my patio. His doghouse is apparently too damn hot.
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Looks like more evidence that the hammer is coming
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It's hotter than Salma Hayek dancing on a waffle iron. :rimshot:
It's so hot, I left my ass on the car seat. :rimshot:
It's so hot, I asked Burger King to do it my way and they said, cook it yo damn self. :rimshot:
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My neighbor is cutting his grass right now.
He has two towels over his head and he's carrying a bottle of water. When I took the dog to the bathroom, he was mumbling "fucking shit it's hot" and "god damnit this is too fucking hot."
I went back in my house with the A/C on full blast.
I was on a tractor mowing grass around 8am and was pouring sweat shortly thereafter. By 10 I had a little bit of a sunburn. Of course, I would wait to mow grass on a day there is a heat advisory.
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I was on a tractor mowing grass around 8am and was pouring sweat shortly thereafter. By 10 I had a little bit of a sunburn. Of course, I would wait to mow grass on a day there is a heat advisory.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/grasscut.jpg)
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(http://www.tigersx.com/images/grasscut.jpg)
:kimclap:
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It's hotter than a whore on dollar night. :rimshot:
How is your momma?
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(http://www.tigersx.com/images/grasscut.jpg)
Did Ingram sign those overalls?
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How is your momma?
Oh and he's cut...the Russian is cut!
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Last Sat I umpired during the day-One of the guys brought a meat temp guage. It was 118 on the field.
This is under my patio at 5:00 pm
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Temp-1.jpg)
:haha:
we've yet to break 90 degrees this summer.
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(http://www.tigersx.com/images/grasscut.jpg)
:classic:
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:haha:
we've yet to break 90 degrees this summer.
But I only have to deal with heat for four months and you deal with hippies all year round.
I win.