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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: GarMan on July 18, 2011, 12:54:53 PM

Title: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GarMan on July 18, 2011, 12:54:53 PM
Let me guess, the attorneys had nothing to do with this either.   :poke:

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Ga. police shut down girls' lemonade stand
July 15, 2011 1:46 PM

(AP)  MIDWAY, Ga. — Police in Georgia have shut down a lemonade stand run by three girls trying to save up for a trip to a water park, saying they didn't have a business license or the required permits.

Midway Police Chief Kelly Morningstar says police also didn't know how the lemonade was made, who made it or what was in it.

The girls had been operating for one day when Morningstar and another officer cruised by.

The girls needed a business license, peddler's permit and food permit to operate, even on residential property.

The permits cost $50 a day or $180 per year.

One girl, 14-year-old Casity Dixon, says the three had to listen to police and shut down.

The girls are now doing chores and yard work to make money. 
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/07/15/main20079838.shtml
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: ssgaufan on July 18, 2011, 01:04:24 PM
What a bunch of bullshit.  I remember having a kool aid stand when I was young, and the only thing I got in trouble for was using all of Mom's sugar. 
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GarMan on July 18, 2011, 01:15:27 PM
What a bunch of bullpoop.  I remember having a kool aid stand when I was young, and the only thing I got in trouble for was using all of Mom's sugar. 

I often think that if I had been born a decade later, I would have been classified as a tax evader (mowing neighborhood lawns for spending money), a terrorist (making my own fireworks by grinding up rocket motors) and a sex offender (well, it was my dog).  This is absolutely ridiculous. 
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 18, 2011, 01:17:12 PM
America!  Where dreams come true if you have a permit!
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 01:20:22 PM
America!  Where dreams come true if you have a permit!
And are white...and rich...
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GH2001 on July 18, 2011, 01:54:17 PM
And are white...and rich...

You are more than likely from a nice suburb and have resentment now for some odd reason. I believe those who benefit from affirmative action, free grants and welfare benefits are not mostly white.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 02:01:51 PM
You are more than likely from a nice suburb and have resentment now for some odd reason. I believe those who benefit from affirmative action, free grants and welfare benefits are not mostly white.
I'm staight outta Locash...
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GarMan on July 18, 2011, 02:02:38 PM
And are white...and rich... 

Boohoohoooo...  Typical Oprah-esque response...  But, you forgot heterosexual, male and Christian.  Actually, the ratio of white folks in the top 1% of income earners has been on the decline since the early-80s.  Blacks, Asians and Hispanics have made significant gains more than doubling or tripling their ratios during the 80s and 90s.  Unfortunately, the ratios have been relatively level over the last decade for obvious reasons. 
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Saniflush on July 18, 2011, 02:03:53 PM
The Thrilla's are good at teh maths.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GarMan on July 18, 2011, 02:05:42 PM
You are more than likely from a nice suburb and have resentment now for some odd reason.

They call it White Liberal Guilt... 
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 02:08:52 PM
I think they should have added jail time and fines to the children's punishment...As long as they were white.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GH2001 on July 18, 2011, 02:10:14 PM
I'm staight outta Locash...

Hoover, Wetumpka, Mtn Brook, Prattville......which one?
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GH2001 on July 18, 2011, 02:12:07 PM
I think they should have added jail time and fines to the children's punishment...As long as t
hey were white.

So you're saying youre trying to bait us?
 #winning
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: djsimp on July 18, 2011, 02:14:02 PM
Hoover, Wetumpka, Mtn Brook, Prattville......which one?

I can tell you its not Gate City.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: AUJarhead on July 18, 2011, 02:32:12 PM
I'm staight outta Locash...

Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?


Shocked this is the first time I can recall this movie reference on the X.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 02:38:06 PM
Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?


Shocked this is the first time I can recall this movie reference on the X.
Thanks for picking up on that...I didn't how long this would go before someone caught it.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GH2001 on July 18, 2011, 04:10:13 PM
Thanks for picking up on that...I didn't how long this would go before someone caught it.

Well, you still didn't answer the question. Do you fondle on stage?
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 18, 2011, 05:36:47 PM
Well, you still didn't answer the question. Do you fondle on stage?

You just think you so smart 'cuz you can read.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: AWK on July 18, 2011, 06:44:28 PM
Well, you still didn't answer the question. Do you fondle on stage?
Whenever possible.

Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?

Not a goddamn thing.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: wesfau2 on July 18, 2011, 09:05:39 PM
Whenever possible.

Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?

Not a goddamn thing.

Man, shut up and eat your big ass biscuit.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GH2001 on July 19, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
Whenever possible.

Ok! Ok! Final question. Do you guys respect anything at all?

Not a goddamn thing.

And not just on stage.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: wreckingball on July 21, 2011, 04:58:12 PM
You are more than likely from a nice suburb and have resentment now for some odd reason. I believe those who benefit from affirmative action, free grants and welfare benefits are not mostly white.

I'm pretty sure that not having to drive by African level poverty on my way to work is one benefit from these free grants and welfare benefits of which you speak.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: wreckingball on July 21, 2011, 05:06:03 PM
Hoover, Wetumpka, Mtn Brook, Prattville......which one?

Wetumpka and Prattville nice?? Scoff.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GH2001 on July 22, 2011, 09:18:46 AM
I'm pretty sure that not having to drive by African level poverty on my way to work is one benefit from these free grants and welfare benefits of which you speak.

What about your taxes paying for it? Just saying. People create their own destiny in the u.s. 
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: wreckingball on July 22, 2011, 11:56:04 AM
What about your taxes paying for it? Just saying. People create their own destiny in the u.s.

Doesn't bother me to give up a little of my paycheck for the greater good.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GarMan on July 22, 2011, 01:58:21 PM
Doesn't bother me to give up a little of my paycheck for the greater good. 

With the gubm'et being so responsible with spending our money, I suppose that you wouldn't mind if they do this with some of those funds...

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Feds pay for study of gay men’s penis sizes
Published: 12:47 AM 07/18/2011 | Updated: 7:34 AM 07/19/2011

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) subsidized a study attempting to find out if a gay man’s penis size has any correlation with his sexual health.

The research, titled “The Association between Penis Size and Sexual Health among Men Who Have Sex with Men,” began in 2006 and surveyed 1,065 gay men. Among its key findings: Those gay men who felt they had small or inadequate penis sizes were more likely to become “bottoms,” or anal receptive, while gay men with larger penises were more likely to identify themselves as “tops,” or anal insertive.

Another discovery from the research: men with smaller penises were more likely to be psychologically troubled than those with larger genitalia. The goal of the study was to understand the “real individual-level consequences of living in a penis-centered society.” 
...
http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/18/feds-pay-for-study-of-gay-men%E2%80%99s-penis-sizes/

I wonder if VV participated...   :poke:
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Tiger Six on July 22, 2011, 02:30:25 PM
It's one thing that they killed him on the toilet but they could've wiped his ass. They didn't have to leave him there like that.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Vandy Vol on July 22, 2011, 02:33:32 PM
I wonder if VV participated...   :poke:

I'll only participate if you'll be my bottom, sweetie.  :wartim:
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GarMan on July 22, 2011, 02:53:32 PM
I'll only participate if you'll be my bottom, sweetie.  :wartim:
That's hot!
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GH2001 on July 22, 2011, 02:54:22 PM
Doesn't bother me to give up a little of my paycheck for the greater good.

Oh yeah, its doing good.

Youre quote:

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not having to drive by African level poverty on my way to work is one benefit

And then there's the fact that it's forced.

Getting these people to work instead of me working for their free sheet would be more in the benefit of the greater good. Case in point: Clinton Years vs Obama Years. Guess which is which.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 22, 2011, 02:54:39 PM
With the gubm'et being so responsible with spending our money, I suppose that you wouldn't mind if they do this with some of those funds...
http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/18/feds-pay-for-study-of-gay-men%E2%80%99s-penis-sizes/

I wonder if VV participated...   :poke:

They could have saved much of the taxpayer's money by conducting this study in the Federal Prison System.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Vandy Vol on July 22, 2011, 02:54:45 PM
That's hot!

Success!  I'll pick you up at 8.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GarMan on July 22, 2011, 03:05:18 PM
Success!  I'll pick you up at 8.

Are you wearing the skirt, or do I have to wear one this time?
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: GH2001 on July 22, 2011, 03:44:05 PM
Are you wearing the skirt, or do I have to wear one this time?

I thought VV always wore his Bday suit.
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: wreckingball on July 22, 2011, 04:44:53 PM
With the gubm'et being so responsible with spending our money, I suppose that you wouldn't mind if they do this with some of those funds...
http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/18/feds-pay-for-study-of-gay-men%E2%80%99s-penis-sizes/

I wonder if VV participated...   :poke:

How else were we supposed to know who goes where in the gay man equation? With out the proper order of operations, anarchy would ensue!
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Vandy Vol on July 23, 2011, 04:46:15 AM
Are you wearing the skirt, or do I have to wear one this time?

If we both wear one, then we can scissor the fuck out of each other in public.

Just a thought...
Title: Re: No Lemonade for YOU!
Post by: Vandy Vol on July 23, 2011, 04:48:40 AM
I thought VV always wore his Bday suit.

In my generation, wearing your "bday suit" means being naked.  Maybe there was different terminology during the roaring 20's....

BTW, I <3 you!!!!