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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: BZ770 on April 18, 2011, 11:48:50 AM

Title: Bammer Preacher
Post by: BZ770 on April 18, 2011, 11:48:50 AM: I went to church with my parents yesterday. The Pastor is a big Alabama fan. He was preaching on Jesus coming to Jerusaleum on the Donkey and how all the people were gathering and watching him enter the city. He compared the story to the Walk of Champions and how that people are trying to get a look at the football team. The funny part was he said except for Saban He's too short you probably wouldn't see him. That was coming from one of their own, it was pretty funny.
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: AUChizad on April 18, 2011, 11:51:41 AM: Quote from: BZ770 on April 18, 2011, 11:48:50 AM
I went to church with my parents yesterday. The Pastor is a big Alabama fan. He was preaching on Jesus coming to Jerusaleum on the Donkey and how all the people were gathering and watching him enter the city. He compared the story to the Walk of Champions and how that people are trying to get a look at the football team. The funny part was he said except for Saban He's too short you probably wouldn't see him. That was coming from one of their own, it was pretty funny.
I thought you were Jewish.
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: Kaos on April 18, 2011, 11:52:28 AM: Quote from: BZ770 on April 18, 2011, 11:48:50 AM
I went to church with my parents yesterday. The Pastor is a big Alabama fan. He was preaching on Jesus coming to Jerusaleum on the Donkey and how all the people were gathering and watching him enter the city. He compared the story to the Walk of Champions and how that people are trying to get a look at the football team. The funny part was he said except for Saban He's too short you probably wouldn't see him. That was coming from one of their own, it was pretty funny.

I'd have to get up and walk out.

Somebody should bring back stoning.
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: wesfau2 on April 18, 2011, 11:57:47 AM: Quote from: Kaos on April 18, 2011, 11:52:28 AM

Somebody should bring back stoning.
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Far out, dude. I'd vote for that. If I voted. Down with the establishment. Dave's not here, man.
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: JR4AU on April 18, 2011, 12:13:14 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on April 18, 2011, 11:51:41 AM
I thought you were Jewish.

He doesn't look Jewish.
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2011, 12:16:09 PM: It's always about race with you people
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2011, 12:19:06 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2011, 12:16:09 PM
It's always about race with you people

Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant...
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 18, 2011, 01:30:20 PM: Quote from: JR4AU on April 18, 2011, 12:13:14 PM
He doesn't look Jewish.

You anti dentite!
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: Saniflush on April 18, 2011, 01:56:01 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 18, 2011, 11:57:47 AM
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Far out, dude. I'd vote for that. If I voted. Down with the establishment. Dave's not here, man.

Basketball Jones?
Is that you?
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: Jumbo on April 18, 2011, 02:00:37 PM: Quote from: JR4AU on April 18, 2011, 12:13:14 PM
He doesn't look Jewish.
He doesn't look Druish?
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: wesfau2 on April 18, 2011, 04:17:07 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on April 18, 2011, 01:56:01 PM
Basketball Jones?
Is that you?

Blind Melon Chittlin.
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2011, 04:29:07 PM: Gonna go downtown gonna see my gal
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: BZ770 on April 19, 2011, 11:12:05 AM: Quote from: AUChizad on April 18, 2011, 11:51:41 AM
I thought you were Jewish.

I be a Christian. I used that Star of David on WEN for years. It has Masonic symbolism.
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: The Prowler on April 19, 2011, 01:49:02 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 18, 2011, 12:16:09 PM
It's always about race with you people
What do you mean "you people?"
Title: Re: Bammer Preacher
Post by: wesfau2 on April 19, 2011, 04:03:02 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on April 19, 2011, 01:49:02 PM
What do you mean "you people?"

Pump yo brakes, son.