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Title: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: MarkChand on April 06, 2011, 09:17:11 PM: ....this time it could be for good

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=14398066 (http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=14398066)
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 06, 2011, 09:32:41 PM: I really am dying to know what it is....no drugs or alcohol....I mean, what does that leave? Midget sex? Is that against the rules?
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: MarkChand on April 06, 2011, 09:50:40 PM: There is supposedly a stripper with one leg at one of the local clubs here. She may be involved...
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2011, 09:53:27 PM: Quote from: MarkChand on April 06, 2011, 09:50:40 PM
There is supposedly a stripper with one leg at one of the local clubs here. She may be involved...
Isn't that always the case. I wonder how she works the pole?

also I may try and get a job as a newscaster in Columbia, because apparently you don't have to have any experience or talent.
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 09:59:03 PM: Quote from: MarkChand on April 06, 2011, 09:50:40 PM
There is supposedly a stripper with one leg at one of the local clubs here. She may be involved...
Ileen?
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: wesfau2 on April 06, 2011, 11:29:33 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2011, 09:59:03 PM
Ileen?

Or her brother, Ben. The Dover twins.
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: djsimp on April 06, 2011, 11:35:34 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on April 06, 2011, 11:29:33 PM
Or her brother, Ben. The Dover twins.

Grab your ankles and spell run.
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: MarkChand on April 07, 2011, 09:09:20 AM: From the article posted below:

"The rising fifth-year senior showed up Tuesday night for a Southeastern Conference-mandated life skills event smelling of alcohol and was asked to leave, according to a source with knowledge of the situation."

In my book dinking is a life skill.

http://www.gogamecocks.com/2011/04/06/100829/ggf-garcia-suspended-indefinitely.html# (http://www.gogamecocks.com/2011/04/06/100829/ggf-garcia-suspended-indefinitely.html#)
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: Godfather on April 07, 2011, 09:13:44 AM: Where the fuck you been Chand?
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2011, 09:57:19 AM: Quote from: Godfather on April 07, 2011, 09:13:44 AM
Where the fuck you been Chand?

And what is dinking?
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: AUsweetheart on April 07, 2011, 10:02:04 AM: So are you saying Garcia does or does not know how to dink?
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 07, 2011, 10:05:03 AM: Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 07, 2011, 10:02:04 AM
So are you saying Garcia does or does not know how to dink?
I'm thinking no. If he did, all three of the chicks in his hotel room the night before their bowl game would have been naked.
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: MarkChand on April 07, 2011, 10:11:22 AM: Quote from: Godfather on April 07, 2011, 09:13:44 AM
Where the fuck you been Chand?

You have to excuse me, I'm dunk...
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2011, 11:06:34 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 07, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
I'm thinking no. If he did, all three of the chicks in his hotel room the night before their bowl game would have been naked.

With three naked girls my dink would become DINK
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 07, 2011, 11:07:54 AM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2011, 11:06:34 AM
With three naked girls my dink would become DINK

Why dink when you can DUNK?
Title: Re: Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2011, 11:12:36 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 07, 2011, 11:07:54 AM
Why dink when you can DUNK?

Come on-you know most women want the foredinking first.