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Title: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 20, 2011, 05:01:35 PM: No message.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Jumbo on January 20, 2011, 05:09:39 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 20, 2011, 05:01:35 PM
No message.
Attention Whore.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: ssgaufan on January 20, 2011, 05:41:11 PM: Welcome. Now go fuck yourself. :silence:
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 05:52:20 PM: Quote from: ssgaufan on January 20, 2011, 05:41:11 PM
Welcome. Now go phuk yourself. :silence:

I'd rather fuck up shit.

I'm here to run bitches off. Tons of them. I'm aiming for a mass fucking exodus.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: GH2001 on January 20, 2011, 06:02:46 PM: Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 05:52:20 PM
I'd rather fuck up shit.

I'm here to run bitches off. Tons of them. I'm aiming for a mass fucking exodus.

Safe list ?
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2011, 08:10:06 PM: Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 05:52:20 PM
I'd rather fuck up shit.

I'm here to run bitches off. Tons of them. I'm aiming for a mass fucking exodus.

Which happens first, the mass fucking or the exodus? Cause I need to shave my legs.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: djsimp on January 20, 2011, 08:18:51 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2011, 08:10:06 PM

Which happens first, the mass fucking or the exodus? Cause I need to shave my legs.

the fucking has to come first so get to shaving.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 20, 2011, 08:32:31 PM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2011, 08:10:06 PM

Which happens first, the mass fucking or the exodus? Cause I need to shave my legs.

After the spankings...the oral sex.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 08:34:38 PM: Quote from: djsimp41 on January 20, 2011, 08:18:51 PM
the phuking has to come first so get to shaving.

Apparently I'm Gozer, The Destructor*. I just didn't finish this one off yet.

*Ghostbusters reference.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Token on January 20, 2011, 09:07:36 PM: Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Apparently I'm Gozer, The Destructor*. I just didn't finish this one off yet.

*Ghostbusters reference.

Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to tell us the movie.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 20, 2011, 09:19:22 PM: Quote from: Token on January 20, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to tell us the movie.

Do we have proof this is actually the genuine, Kaos? I have my doubts.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 20, 2011, 09:32:51 PM: Quote from: Token on January 20, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to tell us the movie.

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Jumbo on January 20, 2011, 10:10:32 PM: Quote from: Token on January 20, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to tell us the movie.
He's new here, are you the keymaster?
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 11:05:53 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper on January 20, 2011, 09:19:22 PM
Do we have proof this is actually the genuine, Kaos? I have my doubts.

Doubt not.

I vomited in the parking lot of Tanger Outlet Mall the last time I spoke to you on the phone.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Jumbo on January 20, 2011, 11:18:33 PM: Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 11:05:53 PM
Doubt not.

I vomited in the parking lot of Tanger Outlet Mall the last time I spoke to you on the phone.
That's true hatred.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: wreckingball on January 21, 2011, 12:32:04 AM: Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 05:52:20 PM
I'd rather fuck up shit.

I'm here to run bitches off. Tons of them. I'm aiming for a mass fucking exodus.

Does this mean you are going to start posting pics of goatse to the Concourse?
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2011, 09:41:25 AM: Welcome K. Now start fucking shit up.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 09:45:46 AM: prayers sent.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Godfather on January 21, 2011, 09:46:11 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 20, 2011, 09:32:51 PM
Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.

Youâ€™ve selected â€¦ Agent Zero? If thatâ€™s correct, press one.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 09:48:35 AM: Quote from: Godfather on January 21, 2011, 09:46:11 AM
Youâ€™ve selected â€¦ Agent Zero? If thatâ€™s correct, press one.

Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Godfather on January 21, 2011, 09:49:59 AM: Chunnel?
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 09:58:39 AM: Quote from: Godfather on January 21, 2011, 09:49:59 AM
Chunnel?

Everybody out of it.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 21, 2011, 10:10:28 AM: Are we sure this is the KS? The destructor of all things Prowler?

Because he usually returns in a new form. GalensGhost. Kaos. Now Kaos again?

Something's amiss.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Kaos on January 21, 2011, 10:19:45 AM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on January 21, 2011, 10:10:28 AM
Are we sure this is the KS? The destructor of all things Prowler?

Because he usually returns in a new form. GalensGhost. Kaos. Now Kaos again?

Something's amiss.

Never fear. New form wasn't necessary. The old one fit just fine.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 10:21:29 AM: Quote from: Townhallsavoy on January 21, 2011, 10:10:28 AM
Are we sure this is the KS? The destructor of all things Prowler?

Because he usually returns in a new form. GalensGhost. Kaos. Now Kaos again?

Something's amiss.

Come to think of it, KG could have been :classic:
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2011, 10:31:31 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 10:21:29 AM
Come to think of it, KG could have been :classic:

Kevin Garnett is on the X now??!?!? SWEET.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 10:33:04 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 21, 2011, 10:31:31 AM
Kevin Garnett is on the X now??!?!? SWEET.

Nah. he won't register until we cover up the George Washington statue.
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: djsimp on January 21, 2011, 01:02:23 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 10:33:04 AM
Nah. he won't register until we cover up the George Washington statue.

(http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/2003/10.30/photos/18-sharpton1-450.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome Kaos
Post by: Tiger Six on January 21, 2011, 04:42:13 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 20, 2011, 09:32:51 PM
Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.

Shouldn't you be back at work at the Bagel Shop by now?