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Title: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 01, 2010, 04:36:55 PM
http://iscameligible.com/
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUChizad on December 01, 2010, 04:54:22 PM
I like how they really trimmed the fat there and translated it to a reading level that even the hating bammers can digest.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: stuhly135 on December 01, 2010, 05:06:12 PM
.... needs to stop copying me.






NOT a good way to start with your 1st post.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUChizad on December 01, 2010, 05:07:47 PM
... needs to stop copying me.
Bout time you signed up.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 05:11:20 PM
NOT a good way to start with your 1st post.

Wait.  I thought it was totally cool if it didn't end with an "er".
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 01, 2010, 05:12:12 PM
Wait.  I thought it was totally cool if it didn't end with an "er".

Damn, Nurra.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 01, 2010, 05:13:12 PM
Wait.  I thought it was totally cool if it didn't end with an "er".

Fucking Alabama fans. They try to pull out a "is it racist" discussion in our finest hour.

28-27 mother fucker...
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 05:19:12 PM
Fucking Alabama fans. They try to pull out a "is it racist" discussion in our finest hour.

28-27 mother fucker...

Just trying to get this thing hammered out. 
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: stuhly135 on December 01, 2010, 05:22:45 PM
.... needs to stop copying me.






NOT a good way to start with your 1st post.

Tha fuck?

I was told this place wasn't censored.

So, as a black man, I can say nigga?
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 01, 2010, 05:23:24 PM
Just trying to get this thing hammered out.

Thats what she said.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 01, 2010, 05:25:08 PM
Tha fuck?

I was told this place wasn't censored.

So, as a black man, I can say nigga?

thats because its an "a" not an "er". By the way, we are all black men from the waist down.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: stuhly135 on December 01, 2010, 05:26:08 PM
Bout time you signed up.

Chad, I'm disappointed in the censorship of this site.

Andrew WK is sad.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: stuhly135 on December 01, 2010, 05:26:49 PM
thats because its an "a" not an "er". By the way, we are all black men from the waist down.

My first post was nigga & did not contain a hard "R"
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 05:27:40 PM
thats because its an "a" not an "er". By the way, we are all black men from the waist down.

What?  What the fuck does that even mean?  My waist-knees haven't seen sunlight since I was 18. 
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUJarhead on December 01, 2010, 05:30:57 PM
thats because its an "a" not an "er". By the way, we are all black men from the waist down.

Excuse me while I whip this out.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 05:32:07 PM
Excuse me while I whip this out.

Ahhh.  He meant....I'm still white.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 01, 2010, 05:34:40 PM
Chad, I'm disappointed in the censorship of this site.

Andrew WK is sad.
I did copy you.  I can't help it, you are my favorite African American.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: stuhly135 on December 01, 2010, 05:42:30 PM
I did copy you.  I can't help it, you are my favorite African American.

I would like, at this point, to proclaim that AA's are better than the majority (until those Hispanics take over) white race.

Facts will be facts.

2 brothers at QB, 2 undefeated seasons.  Frasier needs to start next year & jump the jew fro.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUJarhead on December 01, 2010, 05:49:35 PM
I would like, at this point, to proclaim that AA's are better than the majority (until those Hispanics take over) white race.

Facts will be facts.

2 brothers at QB, 2 undefeated seasons.  Frasier needs to start next year & jump the jew fro.

Stan White and Pat Nix disagree.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 01, 2010, 05:50:15 PM
Stan White and Pat Nix disagree.
So does Mark Sanche...wait, nevermind.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: stuhly135 on December 01, 2010, 05:54:34 PM
Stan White and Pat Nix disagree.

Two brothers will be playing in the MNC on 1/10 and our version will hoist that crystal ball.

This isn't 1993, jarhead.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 05:58:33 PM
Two brothers will be playing in the MNC on 1/10 and our version will hoist that crystal ball.

This isn't 1993, jarhead.

Wait.  Cam Newton and Darron Thomas are brothers?  Are you suggesting that Cecil Newton was unfaithful to Mrs Newton and had a child outside of their sacred marriage?

I'm emailing TMZ now.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: stuhly135 on December 01, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
Wait.  Cam Newton and Darron Thomas are brothers?  Are you suggesting that Cam Newton was unfaithful to Mrs Newton and had a child outside of their sacred marriage?

I'm emailing TMZ now.

I really hope Cam didn't fuck his mom.

That would make me cry.

Cam is a good Christian like the rest of our football team & study the bible nightly instead of joining in with the rest of the heathens at Sky Bar.

One exception is Wes Byrum.  Dude likes his cranberry vodka's too much.  I pray for him.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 06:04:57 PM
I really hope Cam didn't fuck his mom.

That would make me cry.

Cam is a good Christian like the rest of our football team & study the bible nightly instead of joining in with the rest of the heathens at Sky Bar.

One exception is Wes Byrum.  Dude likes his cranberry vodka's too much.  I pray for him.

You know damn well what I meant. 

And Fuck you, Sweetheart.  I didn't accidentally type Cam instead of Cecil because family members having sex is normal to me.  So save your smartassed comments. 
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: The Prowler on December 01, 2010, 06:25:27 PM
Where da white women at!?!?
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Ogre on December 01, 2010, 06:33:44 PM
And Fuck you, Sweetheart.

Why do you hate Mexicans?
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 01, 2010, 06:48:12 PM
Why do you hate Mexicans?

He a racist bastard. Thats why he is a cop, everybody knows that. By the way, Sweets is a hot Mexican, that is all.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 06:51:16 PM
He a racist bastard. Thats why he is a cop, everybody knows that. By the way, Sweets is a hot Mexican, that is all.

I haven't been racist towards Mexicans.  It's not even possible.  Mexicaner isn't a word. 
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 01, 2010, 06:55:47 PM
Ahhh.  He meant....I'm still white.

I was actually talking about us Aubies. I can't help it you were short changed at your circumcision.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 01, 2010, 09:10:53 PM
I really hope Cam didn't phuk his mom.

That would make me cry.

Cam is a good Christian like the rest of our football team & study the bible nightly instead of joining in with the rest of the heathens at Sky Bar.

One exception is Wes Byrum.  Dude likes his cranberry vodka's too much.  I pray for him.

My McNeil!  Section8 says hello  :bar:
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 01, 2010, 09:19:54 PM
Wait.  Cam Newton and Darron Thomas are brothers?  Are you suggesting that Cecil Newton was unfaithful to Mrs Newton and had a child outside of their sacred marriage?

I'm emailing TMZ now.

I think he meant brothas...brothers would be racist...
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 09:25:11 PM
I think he meant brothas...brothers would be racist...

Excellent point. 
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 01, 2010, 09:38:02 PM
I think he meant brothas...brothers would be racist...
I feel the ban hammer coming.  There's no need to fear, titan is here.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 01, 2010, 09:43:10 PM
I feel the ban hammer coming.  There's no need to fear, titan is here.

 :admin:

flex thy e-penis
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 10:10:13 PM
I feel the ban hammer hamma coming.  There's no need to fear, titan is here.

Your insolence will not be tolerated. 
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 01, 2010, 10:37:21 PM
Your insolence will not be tolerated.

Your avatar is quite disturbing. 

Playing Call of Duty or do you still play MW2.  You still owe me.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 01, 2010, 10:44:22 PM
Your avatar is quite disturbing. 

Playing Call of Duty or do you still play MW2.  You still owe me.

I haven't touched it in a while.  I moved the PS3 to my oldest kid's bedroom and bought him some games for it.  I'm thinking about getting him more of a kiddie system for Christmas (Wii) and taking it back.  If I do, you're damn right.  I still owe you.

Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Tiger Six on December 02, 2010, 08:59:56 AM
Just for the record, you can say "crack-a", but not "crack-er".
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Saniflush on December 02, 2010, 09:37:12 AM
Just for the record, you can say "crack-a", but not "crack-er".

Those terms offend me unless I am using in reference to another cracker.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 02, 2010, 09:40:17 AM
Those terms offend me unless I am using in reference to another cracker.

Personally I like Cheez-its and Pretzels.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 02, 2010, 11:11:58 AM
Personally I like Cheez-its and Pretzels.

Triscuits, bitch!
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 02, 2010, 11:20:05 AM
Triscuits, bitch!

you homo.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 02, 2010, 11:20:55 AM
you homo.
Homa.  Not Homer.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 02, 2010, 11:38:06 AM
you homo.

You probably mix your bourbon as well, don't you?
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2010, 11:40:59 AM
You probably mix your bourbon as well, don't you?

And your problem with that is....?
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 02, 2010, 11:41:28 AM
You probably mix your bourbon as well, don't you?

Only with diet Code Red.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 02, 2010, 11:46:56 AM
Only with diet Code Red.
Mountain Dew and tequila is the shit.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Godfather on December 02, 2010, 11:49:34 AM
Mountain Dew and tequila is the shit.

WTF is wrong with some of you people? Good lord I weep for our future.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Tiger Six on December 02, 2010, 11:50:44 AM
Homa.  Not Homer.

"Hom-ie", not "Hom-er".
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 02, 2010, 11:51:10 AM
WTF is wrong with some of you people? Good lord I weep for our future.
"Don't knock it till you try it" -  The Great Saniflush
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 02, 2010, 11:55:06 AM
Only with diet Code Red.
Mountain Dew and tequila is the poop.
WTF is wrong with some of you people? Good lord I weep for our future.

I must add to GF's post only one thing..........  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 02, 2010, 11:55:24 AM
"Hom-ie", not "Hom-er".

Don't play that
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2010, 11:56:20 AM
Don't knock a homa til you try it.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2010, 11:59:26 AM
Don't knock a homa til you try it.

Tried it.  For South Louisiana, I'll take Grand Isle.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Godfather on December 02, 2010, 12:02:36 PM
Tried it.  For South Louisiana, I'll take Grand Isle.
Snaggle's finger slipped he hit an "a" instead of the "o"
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Godfather on December 02, 2010, 12:03:53 PM
"Don't knock it till you try it" -  The Great Saniflush
Why would I want to try it?  I like the taste of Tequila, perhaps you should try upgrading your liquor supply.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 02, 2010, 12:08:12 PM
Snaggle's finger slipped he hit an "a" instead of the "o"

Slipped his finger and barely missed a homo?

Snaggle is living dangerously these days.

Too much Miss Lucille's.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2010, 12:19:19 PM
Slipped his finger and barely missed a homo?

Snaggle is living dangerously these days.

Too much Miss Lucille's.

You wound me.  You saw what I took a pic of last time at the Gossip Parlor.  I don't play the homo card...unless it's laaaate....and I been driiiiinkin'....and...
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 02, 2010, 12:42:06 PM
Why would I want to try it?  I like the taste of Tequila, perhaps you should try upgrading your liquor supply.
Because it's delicious.  Tequila straight tastes like the devil's asshole regardless.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on December 02, 2010, 01:14:13 PM
Because it's delicious.  Tequila straight tastes like the devil's asshole regardless.

Not true at all.  Just upgrade... and don't drink anything gold.

Try some chilled Courzo... if you are man (or Wench) enough.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Token on December 02, 2010, 01:30:50 PM
Snaggle's finger slipped he hit an "a" instead of the "o"

Have you learned nothing from this thread?

Finga.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2010, 01:32:08 PM
Have you learned nothing from this thread?

Finga.

Ramma Ramma Yellow Hamma
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 02, 2010, 01:38:11 PM
Ok, the diet Code Red was a joke, a play on a previous thread that I thought for sure Snaggle would pick up on. I usually like whiskey, straight out of the freezer into an empty glass with no mix. I will mix it with either tea or coke every once in a while if I'm trying to take it easy a little bit.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2010, 01:39:10 PM
Ok, the diet Code Red was a joke, a play on a previous thread that I thought for sure Snaggle would pick up on. I usually like whiskey, straight out of the freezer into an empty glass with no mix. I will mix it with either tea or coke every once in a while if I'm trying to take it easy a little bit.

I picked up on it but I thought we established that I did in fact, order the Code Red.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 02, 2010, 01:40:52 PM
Not true at all.  Just upgrade... and don't drink anything gold.

Try some chilled Courzo... if you are man (or Wench) enough.
I'll try it.  Don't get me wrong, I like Patron.  I just do bad things on Tequila... That's why I can't be within 200 yards of a Chuckie Cheese.

Snaggle, You can't handle the truth.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: djsimp on December 02, 2010, 01:44:06 PM
I'll try it.  Don't get me wrong, I like Patron.  I just do bad things on Tequila... That's why I can't be within 200 yards of a Chuckie Cheese.

Snaggle, You can't handle the truth.

For whatever reason, Wild Turkey is the one I have to stay away from. I can still go to Chuckie Cheese but only as Chuckie.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: chinook on December 02, 2010, 01:52:51 PM
I'll try it.  Don't get me wrong, I like Patron.  I just do bad things on Tequila... That's why I can't be within 200 yards of a Chuckie Cheese.

Snaggle, You can't handle the truth.

try this one...

(http://www.bacardilimited.com/images/img_brands_cazadores.jpg)
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: CCTAU on December 02, 2010, 02:11:41 PM
I'll try it.  Don't get me wrong, I like Patron.  I just do bad things on Tequila... That's why I can't be within 200 yards of a Chuckie Cheese.

Snaggle, You can't handle the truth.

Oh I see. Tequila makes her clothes fall off, huh?
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 02, 2010, 02:23:53 PM
Don Julio is my favorite Tequila.  Straight up with a little salt and lime.

 
Ok, the diet Code Red was a joke, a play on a previous thread that I thought for sure Snaggle would pick up on. I usually like whiskey, straight out of the freezer into an empty glass with no mix of ice. I will mix it with either tea or coke or water every once in a while if I'm trying to take it easy a little bit drinking Jumbo's favorite, Kentucky Gentlemen.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 02, 2010, 03:09:21 PM
Oh I see. Tequila makes her clothes fall off, huh?

Who told you about that?
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: Jumbo on December 03, 2010, 04:39:49 AM
I'll try it.  Don't get me wrong, I like Patron.  I just do bad things on Tequila... That's why I can't be within 200 yards of a Chuckie Cheese.

Snaggle, You can't handle the truth.
You fucked Chuckie, dont you ever come back to Chuckie's you son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Regarding Cam, This explains everything...
Post by: AWK on December 03, 2010, 08:25:58 AM
You fucked Chuckie, dont you ever come back to Chuckie's you son of a bitch.
He was asking for it.