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Title: Cameron Newton now holds two important Auburn Records...
Post by: The Prowler on November 27, 2010, 06:45:05 AM
Most Passing TDs in a season - bypassing Chris Todd
Most Rushing TDs in a season - bypassing Bo and Cadillac
Title: Re: Cameron Newton now holds two important Auburn Records...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 27, 2010, 08:54:38 AM
I've heard the recent allegations are nothing compared to what's about to come out from the NY Times.

It turns out, Cam is actually a cyborg sent from a distant planet to eliminate all things bammer.  The NCAA is frantically trying to find a bylaw to rule him ineligible, but they have been warned that Cam has been programmed to do "other things" if needed.
Title: Re: Cameron Newton now holds two important Auburn Records...
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2010, 09:58:46 AM
I've heard the recent allegations are nothing compared to what's about to come out from the NY Times.

It turns out, Cam is actually a cyborg sent from a distant planet to eliminate all things bammer.  The NCAA is frantically trying to find a bylaw to rule him ineligible, but they have been warned that Cam has been programmed to do "other things" if needed.
:bugs:

I laugh...we laugh...but......

This isnt that far removed from the stuff that Shane and the droids buy at market value.

Remember the tent meeting last week @ 20.00 a pop?  ZOLTAN!!
(http://a.yfrog.com/img841/9002/zoltan.jpg)

Title: Re: Cameron Newton now holds two important Auburn Records...
Post by: The Prowler on November 27, 2010, 05:59:50 PM
 :thumsup:

I'm going to use that picture for all of greaseybammer posts.