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Title: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 09:47:38 AM
Strolling through the woopig this morning and found:
http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,73079.0.html

This should be an interesting week.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 12:25:58 PM
CBS it is.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/10/cbs_will_televise_auburn-arkan.html
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: boartitz on October 10, 2010, 12:34:36 PM
CBS it is.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/10/cbs_will_televise_auburn-arkan.html
:thumsup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHyHk3h2IU
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 12:37:37 PM
Thats a bad ass song.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: boartitz on October 10, 2010, 02:25:05 PM
I'm glad it is the national game. Should be a good one.
Is this gonna be the official pregame smack/discussion thread?
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 02:27:20 PM
I'm glad it is the national game. Should be a good one.
Is this gonna be the official pregame smack/discussion thread?

I guess its just as good of a place as any.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: AWK on October 10, 2010, 04:59:40 PM
I'm glad it is the national game. Should be a good one.
Is this gonna be the official pregame smack/discussion thread?
Fuck Ar-Kansas and their sister fucking pigs.

I kid, I don't want to make Rubber Mallet mad.  He is tall.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 05:09:35 PM
Fuck Ar-Kansas and their sister fucking pigs.

I kid, I don't want to make Rubber Mallet mad.  He is tall.

I am hoping Fairley breaks one of Mallets legs and Dyer makes them hate us even more for stealing their talent.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: AWK on October 10, 2010, 05:15:25 PM
I am hoping Fairley breaks one of Mallets legs and Dyer makes them hate us even more for stealing their talent.
They don't need talent.  They roll 5 deep at every position. 

Also, even when they have talent they can't do shit with it. 

Sincerely,

McFadden, Felix Jones (0 SEC TITLES)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: boartitz on October 10, 2010, 05:19:14 PM
Fuck Ar-Kansas and their sister fucking pigs.

I kid, I don't want to make Rubber Mallet mad.  He is tall.
Fuck Alabama just rolls off my tongue nicely. Most times it doesn't include the Auburn bunch. I can make an exception in your case.
Get the inbred jokes in early before someone else beats you to it. Is that the deal? I think you can legally marry your first cousin in Alabama, we have to elope to Texas to get the papers drawn up.
I kid you knot. :)
I think this will be a helluva game unless one team or the other gets blown the fuck up. It could happen to either team, too. I think this will be a 1 point game in the battle for the Crown for me.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 05:19:30 PM
They don't need talent.  They roll 5 deep at every position. 

Also, even when they have talent they can't do shit with it. 

Sincerely,

McFadden, Felix Jones (0 SEC TITLES)

You know as well as I do that is Houston Nutts fault.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: boartitz on October 10, 2010, 05:21:25 PM
They don't need talent.  They roll 5 deep at every position. 

Also, even when they have talent they can't do shit with it. 

Sincerely,

McFadden, Felix Jones (0 SEC TITLES)
We have a different coach now in case you missed it.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: AWK on October 10, 2010, 05:22:40 PM
Fuck Alabama just rolls off my tongue nicely. Most times it doesn't include the Auburn bunch. I can make an exception in your case.
Get the inbred jokes in early before someone else beats you to it. Is that the deal? I think you can legally marry your first cousin in Alabama, we have to elope to Texas to get the papers drawn up.
I kid you knot. :)
I think this will be a helluva game unless one team or the other gets blown the fuck up. It could happen to either team, too. I think this will be a 1 point game in the battle for the Crown for me.
We do it right here.  In the words of Dave Chappelle, "If anyone is gonna fuck my sister, it's gonna be me!"

The Arkansas game always scares me.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: AWK on October 10, 2010, 05:23:20 PM
We have a different coach now in case you missed it.
LIES! Petrino is still at the Falcons!
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: boartitz on October 10, 2010, 05:33:54 PM
We do it right here.  In the words of Dave Chappelle, "If anyone is gonna fuck my sister, it's gonna be me!"

The Arkansas game always scares me.
I ain't skeert, but I can see where this could be a last play heart attack kind of game.Both teams have been in close games this season and both seem to play up to the level of competition.
Both have had second half lapses. We have been truly a first half team so far. The surprising thing has been our defensive improvement as of late. They have carried what was supposed to be our badass offensive attack.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 05:54:52 PM
this could be a last play heart attack kind of game.

This has been normal for Auburn this season.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: boartitz on October 10, 2010, 06:10:08 PM
This has been normal for Auburn this season.
We've been a couple, too. Nothing new for either team.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 10, 2010, 06:58:33 PM
We've been a couple, too. Nothing new for either team.

Yeah, its the type games that cause for several doses of sleep mixed with alcohol.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: JR4AU on October 10, 2010, 10:11:38 PM
We have a different coach now in case you missed it.

Newsflash, he won't win an SECC either...it's motherfuckin' Arkansas.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: GH2001 on October 10, 2010, 10:50:51 PM
Newsflash, he won't win an SECC either...it's motherfuckin' Arkansas.

Just copy those stats I posted from that thread 2-3 months ago. No need to re-'research' them on the innerwebbs.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 09:07:46 AM
They roll so deep at RB, Petrino pulled Dyers scholarship offer.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 10:44:09 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/malletpjs.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: wesfau2 on October 11, 2010, 10:44:47 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/malletpjs.jpg)

Gold, Jerry!
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 10:46:34 AM
You are gonna get some face.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 10:48:14 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/malletpjs.jpg)

No really GF, I have a huge smile upon my face.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 11, 2010, 10:52:59 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/malletpjs.jpg)

Holy. Shit.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 10:58:43 AM
Shots across the bow completed.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: JR4AU on October 11, 2010, 11:00:49 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/malletpjs.jpg)

roflcopter
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 11:04:49 AM
Shots across the bow completed.

NICE! I like it. :pot:
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 11:37:53 AM
The woopig is liking your pic GF.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 11, 2010, 11:56:34 AM
Soooooo wee!!  Sani is winning some friends over at Screwpig.  Hilarious.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 12:01:03 PM
BTW simp, when did I give you permission to use my Brian-Bo Jackson picture?   :poke:
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 12:22:37 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/mallet_cam.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 12:23:26 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/mallet_cam.jpg)

I heart you.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 12:36:46 PM
BTW simp, when did I give you permission to use my Brian-Bo Jackson picture?   :poke:

Damn plagiarism. I have a few you hooked me up sometime last year.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 12:37:34 PM
Damn plagiarism. I have a few you hooked me up sometime last year.
You can use it, I am just messin
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 12:39:22 PM
You can use it, I am just messin

The woopigers didn't take to the Mallet pic too well. Funny. They called me a racist.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 12:42:51 PM
I think there was something about a pedophile who just got photoshop in there as well.

Good times.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: JR4AU on October 11, 2010, 12:44:56 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/mallet_cam.jpg)

(http://files.sharenator.com/thats_racist_LOL_Funny_Pictures-s150x134-43840.gif)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 01:32:56 PM
I think there was something about a pedophile who just got photoshop in there as well.

Good times.

Yes, they called you a 40 yr pedophile GF.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Yes, they called you a 40 yr pedophile GF.

Whatever.

He's nowhere close to 40.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Hobo on October 11, 2010, 01:51:19 PM
Whatever.

He's nowhere close to 40.

But is he a man?

 So far the smack talk is pretty weak.  Maybe it is being held up for Ole Miss fans the next week. 
Toss up game, could be the highest scorin game in the SEC this year.

 To quote Danny Ford concerning Dyer, "I hope he gets a knee...."
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 02:13:35 PM
Well then, Its time to turn up the heat.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 02:27:23 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/petrino.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 02:29:39 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/petrino.jpg)

Shall I or will you.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Jumbo on October 11, 2010, 02:32:55 PM
Shall I or will you.
I'll take that one..
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 02:33:17 PM
Shall I or will you.

be my guest
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 02:34:13 PM
Apparently, he really really likes Cam...
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/petrino2.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Jumbo on October 11, 2010, 02:38:27 PM
Apparently, he really really likes Cam...
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/petrino2.jpg)
Nice.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 11, 2010, 02:42:01 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/petrino.jpg)

Where's the X logos?  C'mon man....
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 02:43:18 PM
Just sent a revised copy to jumbo and while we are at it where are the ginger jokes?
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 02:55:20 PM
Just sent a revised copy to jumbo and while we are at it where are the ginger jokes?
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/sp.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Hobo on October 11, 2010, 03:15:18 PM
Enjoy more of these...
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 03:19:32 PM
Enjoy more of these...
Dude that's not gonna happen!!!!!





Our endzones have AUBURN written in them.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Hobo on October 11, 2010, 03:20:35 PM
 :poke:
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 03:20:58 PM
They should get a kick out of this one.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/petnutt.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 03:26:32 PM
Damn GF, you cranking these bitches out. I go away for an hour and all kinds of shit has happened.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Hobo on October 11, 2010, 03:28:10 PM
This is still my favorite...note the cheerleader...he is in the people helpin bidness...
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 11, 2010, 03:45:58 PM
At least Neiko's looking back for the ball. 
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 03:51:25 PM
At least Neiko's looking back for the ball.

No, the Auburn cheerleader let him in on the big secret.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 03:58:36 PM
This is still my favorite...note the cheerleader...he is in the people helpin bidness...

I like this guy as well, who looks like there is a pork chop coming his way.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/AUUAjpegcopy.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 11, 2010, 04:00:29 PM
I like this guy as well, who looks like there is a pork chop coming his way.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/AUUAjpegcopy.jpg)
[/quote

And not to mention the two older brothers molesting their younger brothers. 
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 04:01:29 PM
I like this guy as well, who looks like there is a pork chop coming his way.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/AUUAjpegcopy.jpg)
[/quote

And not to mention the two older brothers molesting their younger brothers.

And the quote function molesting you.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 04:17:57 PM
And the quote function molesting you.
and you apparently 
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 11, 2010, 04:30:58 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/arkretard.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 11, 2010, 04:58:40 PM
and you apparently

Normally I have to pay extra for that.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 05:42:45 PM
Every Hog fans hero.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Hobo on October 11, 2010, 05:49:44 PM
Every Hog fans hero.

You are trying waaaay to hard with the Houston Nutt angle.  Save that for OM fans.  That smack only works when The Fightin Rebel Landsharks...errr Rebel Bears...errr Rebel Bodysuit Man fans try and talk shit.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: AUChizad on October 11, 2010, 05:55:39 PM
I like this guy as well, who looks like there is a pork chop coming his way.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/AUUAjpegcopy.jpg)
Hogwally?
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 05:58:02 PM
You are trying waaaay to hard with the Houston Nutt angle.  Save that for OM fans.  That smack only works when The Fightin Rebel Landsharks...errr Rebel Bears...errr Rebel Bodysuit Man fans try and talk shit.

The pic itself was just funny as shit, so I had to use it. That look on his face is priceless. I figured any team that was reminded that this dumbass was once their coach had to be a slight jab.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Hobo on October 11, 2010, 06:01:04 PM
The pic itself was just funny as poop, so I had to use it. That look on his face is priceless. I figured any team that was reminded that this dumbass was once their coach had to be a slight jab.
You know there is a whole section on woopig with better ones don't you?

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,41333.0.html

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,57558.0.html
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 06:09:36 PM
You know there is a whole section on woopig with better ones don't you?

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,41333.0.html

http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,57558.0.html

Those are some funny ones. This is one of my favorites though.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Hobo on October 11, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
Those are some funny ones. This is one of my favorites though.
:&  A black box??
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Jumbo on October 11, 2010, 06:21:58 PM
:&  A black box??
Bazinga!
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: FayettenamHog on October 11, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/malletpjs.jpg)

(http://stickandballguy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/well-played-mauer.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 08:09:43 PM
Okay, seriously I did find a few dat was funny.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 11, 2010, 09:44:10 PM
Woopig is saying we're too PG.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: boartitz on October 11, 2010, 10:12:39 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/malletpjs.jpg)
I'll love it at 6pm Saturday. Thanks for posting.

Prayers sent.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: boartitz on October 11, 2010, 10:25:49 PM
Woopig is saying we're too PG.
Don't worry about what woopig sez. They have 10x the assholes that yall have.
Yall need to step up and show them how much smarter yall are.
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Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2010, 11:59:49 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/gaymallett.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: JDHog on October 12, 2010, 12:05:57 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/gaymallett.jpg)

That's quality, right there.   :bc:
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 12, 2010, 01:04:08 PM
Nice one GF!!!!
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: JR4AU on October 12, 2010, 01:12:03 PM
I chortled audibly.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2010, 01:30:50 PM
Simp, please don't take offense, but stop talking over on woopig.....please. 
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2010, 01:59:32 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/aa.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2010, 02:40:56 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/mallettarm.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: MrAZiffell on October 12, 2010, 02:45:21 PM
that's just mean...
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 12, 2010, 02:46:06 PM
Simp, please don't take offense, but stop talking over on woopig.....please.

 :flag:
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 12, 2010, 03:02:14 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/mallettarm.jpg)

Oh. Shit.

 :classic:
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2010, 03:03:07 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/malletpres2.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 12, 2010, 03:09:29 PM
Personally I would have added the black jelly dong touch but that's just me.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/malletprescopy.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 12, 2010, 03:43:12 PM
Personally I would have added the black jelly dong touch but that's just me.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/malletprescopy.jpg)
I see what you did there....but how'd you get the beans in front of the frank?

and you made mine better
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 12, 2010, 03:51:59 PM
I see what you did there....but how'd you get the beans in front of the frank?
Try to understand.  He's a magic man, momma.  He's got the magic hands.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 12, 2010, 04:41:49 PM
Stolen from M-Zone...

(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1904/interceptionposter2010.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: AUChizad on October 12, 2010, 06:15:33 PM
I see what you did there....but how'd you get the beans in front of the frank?

and you made mine better

How about this?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/rainingmen.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: jesus on October 12, 2010, 10:43:19 PM

Strolling through the woopig this morning and found:
http://woopig.net/board/index.php/topic,73079.0.html

This should be an interesting week.



Strolling?  Through Woopig?  On a Sunday Morning before 9?

That's bullspit and you know it.  I bet you sat up all night, hitting refresh every few minutes, waiting for the Official Auburn hate thread to get posted so you could be the first one to post. 


Having not gone through that thread yet, I don't know what has and has not been said.  However, I think this tells me all I need to know about how it's going over there (at least for you)...

Simp, please don't take offense, but stop talking over on woopig.....please. 


  :jesus:
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2010, 11:52:03 AM
This is a story mindfuck...see if you can follow.  :)

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/mcfadheis.png)

Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: JR4AU on October 13, 2010, 12:15:26 PM
This is a story mindfuck...see if you can follow.  :)

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/mcfadheis.png)

 :high:
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 13, 2010, 01:08:37 PM

Strolling?  Through Woopig?  On a Sunday Morning before 9?

That's bullspit and you know it.  I bet you sat up all night, hitting refresh every few minutes, waiting for the Official Auburn hate thread to get posted so you could be the first one to post. 

Really, just because your think your Jesus doesn't mean your all knowing. Its called having to go to work on a Sunday. Nice try but fail.

Quote
Having not gone through that thread yet, I don't know what has and has not been said.  However, I think this tells me all I need to know about how it's going over there (at least for you)...

:jesus:

And that tells me all I need to know.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2010, 01:34:27 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/dumber.jpg)
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Godfather on October 13, 2010, 01:35:00 PM
Really, just because your think your Jesus doesn't mean your all knowing. Its called having to go to work on a Sunday. Nice try but fail.
He's just angry that you are working on Sunday
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: Saniflush on October 13, 2010, 01:36:54 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/dumber.jpg)

Gold Jerry.
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: JR4AU on October 13, 2010, 01:47:44 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/dumber.jpg)

Priceless...can I share it?
Title: Re: It has already started...dem woopigs
Post by: djsimp on October 13, 2010, 01:54:29 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/dumber.jpg)

That one is great but they will surely say that this is a poor job GF. They are so hard to please. Yo woopig.... :taunt:
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Post by: djsimp on October 13, 2010, 02:30:51 PM
He's just angry that you are working on Sunday

Everyday is a day of rest for "jesus". (Take note of the lower case "j").
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Post by: Jumbo on October 13, 2010, 03:52:43 PM
He's just angry that you are working on Sunday
Fuck yeah, that just happened.
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Post by: boartitz on October 13, 2010, 08:55:01 PM
Really, just because your think your Jesus doesn't mean your all knowing. Its called having to go to work on a Sunday. Nice try but fail.

And that tells me all I need to know.
You just reserved yourself a nice cozy seat by the fire. . . surrounded by Bammers.
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Post by: Jumbo on October 13, 2010, 09:41:49 PM
 :bar:
You just reserved yourself a nice cozy seat by the fire. . . surrounded by Bammers.
Now that's some funny shit.
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Post by: boartitz on October 13, 2010, 10:10:30 PM
:bar:Now that's some funny shit.
One of you photochop gurus, give Simp a little campfire.
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Post by: djsimp on October 14, 2010, 08:32:55 AM
You just reserved yourself a nice cozy seat by the fire. . . surrounded by Bammers.

That was pretty funny but you know what I mean titty boy. :thumsup:
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Post by: djsimp on October 14, 2010, 11:06:46 AM
I'm getting bored over there on the woopig.
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Post by: djsimp on October 14, 2010, 11:52:43 AM
One of you photochop gurus, give Simp a little campfire.

That is one of my best pictures titz. Don't be hate'n.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 14, 2010, 11:58:47 AM
That thread over there is terrible.  The Hogs over there have set themselves up as some sort of judgement panel.  Fuck that.  Their own offerings totally suck.

It should be more of a "here's a pic of Mallet wearing Cam Newton pajamas and we don't give a fuck what you think" sort of presentation. 

"here's a pic of Mallet taking a huge black jelly dong in his poop shoot"...and leave it at that.  Who gives a fuck about who approves of it or not over there.   Like we're doing it offer some sort of offerings to please them?  Ridiculous. 
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Post by: djsimp on October 14, 2010, 01:42:33 PM
Like we're doing it offer some sort of offerings to please them?

Most of them are just repeating each other in some sort of chanting ritual. We should slaughter a pig for 'em and BBQ that bitch up.   
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 14, 2010, 01:59:38 PM
Most of them are just repeating each other in some sort of chanting ritual. We should slaughter a pig for 'em and BBQ that bitch up.

It is my understanding that the tailgate I'll be at Saturday is doing just that.  Fuck'em.
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Post by: AUChizad on October 14, 2010, 02:30:33 PM
We do it every year they come to town.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 14, 2010, 02:40:49 PM
We do it every year they come to town.

I'm coming with some contribution cash and a major appetite.    :thumsup:

Joe will be doing it up right!
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Post by: djsimp on October 14, 2010, 03:28:46 PM
I'm liking this:
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Post by: wesfau2 on October 15, 2010, 12:10:47 PM
Christ you guys have shit the bed here.

Don't wander over to woopig and just start blindly posting inanities. 

You're making the rest of us look bad.

Uncovering your facebook/youtube shit is elementary for those guys.  Don't act so surprised when it happens to you for bringing lame ass smack.
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Post by: AWK on October 15, 2010, 12:20:16 PM
Christ you guys have shit the bed here.

Don't wander over to woopig and just start blindly posting inanities. 

You're making the rest of us look bad.

Uncovering your facebook/youtube shit is elementary for those guys.  Don't act so surprised when it happens to you for bringing lame ass smack.
I'm pretty sure they have taken a liking to me.
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Post by: Saniflush on October 15, 2010, 12:42:55 PM
I'm pretty sure they have taken a liking to me.

That's just because they now know you like anal.
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Post by: djsimp on October 15, 2010, 01:00:18 PM
Christ you guys have shit the bed here.

Don't wander over to woopig and just start blindly posting inanities. 

You're making the rest of us look bad.

Uncovering your facebook/youtube shit is elementary for those guys.  Don't act so surprised when it happens to you for bringing lame ass smack.

They got Keller pretty good. I'm not sure he knew what he was getting himself into. They do like them some AWK though, me not so much. As a matter of fact, they really like anybody.
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Post by: wesfau2 on October 15, 2010, 02:35:37 PM
They got Keller pretty good. I'm not sure he knew what he was getting himself into. They do like them some AWK though, me not so much. As a matter of fact, they really like anybody.

I'll put this as kindly as I can:

You are a horrible poster.  Your posts are barely comprehensible and your smack is pre-K level.  That is why they don't like you.
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Post by: djsimp on October 15, 2010, 02:41:22 PM
I'll put this as kindly as I can:

You are a horrible poster.  Your posts are barely comprehensible and your smack is pre-K level.  That is why they don't like you.

 :fu: and your kindness. How is that for pre-K. I think that is pretty comprehensible.
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Post by: wesfau2 on October 15, 2010, 03:01:19 PM
:fu: and your kindness. How is that for pre-K. I think that is pretty comprehensible.

Mediocre at best.  Keep workin, you'll get there.

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Post by: djsimp on October 15, 2010, 03:12:40 PM
Mediocre at best.  Keep workin, you'll get there.

Sorry, I thought was on woopig for a minute.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 15, 2010, 05:47:48 PM
I'll put this as kindly as I can:

You are a horrible poster.  Your posts are barely comprehensible and your smack is pre-K level.  That is why they don't like you.

haha  :thumsup:
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Post by: DnATL on October 15, 2010, 09:50:06 PM
Those were almost as painful to read as chizzad's attempts in the sga forum on this board
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Post by: Token on October 15, 2010, 11:22:27 PM
Those were almost as painful to read as chizzad's attempts in the sga forum on this board

Multiple zings.  Nice work.
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Post by: djsimp on October 16, 2010, 09:58:34 AM
 :fu: and  :fu: and  :fu:. You can all take a big bite outta my beer shits.
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Post by: boartitz on October 16, 2010, 10:38:38 AM
Fun Facts

http://www.hogdb.com/2010/10/14/arkansas-vs-auburn-50-cool-comparison-stats-big-game/
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Post by: boartitz on October 16, 2010, 11:06:16 AM
http://www.baxterbulletin.com/article/20101013/SPORTS/10130319/1006/SPORTS
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Post by: jmar on October 16, 2010, 11:35:47 AM
Fun Facts

http://www.hogdb.com/2010/10/14/arkansas-vs-auburn-50-cool-comparison-stats-big-game/
Yeah Sharp Tusk is a real stats guy. In searching for patterns by Arkansas there really aren't many. Petrino/Mallett tend to work a single receiver within a possession ie on a slant or out route. They then find the same receiver on a different route, perhaps with a double move and score very quickly mostly in the early downs. ie. They were only 2-10 v. Alabama on 3rd down. On the next possession they will key another receiver in a different quadrant instead of spreading it around to Childs, then Wingo and Williams as we might think. Petrino keys a guy in an area and works that area. That's how I see it.
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Post by: boartitz on October 16, 2010, 05:36:12 PM
Good game. Bout what I expected.
Is yall defense hitting harder today? Some great man on man open field tackles by yall's guys. I'm impressed.
Mallett? Head injury or knee? Heard both. Tyler is a fair backup. A little more mobile and an accurate passer.
I'm hoping we break out our Cam Newton in the second half-Brandon Mitchell. Fight fire with fire.
Yall were spotted 7. No one in America watching on TV thought that was a TD. The ref closest to the play threw his bag instead of signaling TD.
Back to dranking,smoking and cooking. See yall after the game. It is the best game I have seen this year between 2 ranked teams. Back and forth. We have had some second half let-downs this year, but even with a backup QB in the game, this may make the team rally.
Cam Newton is a bad-ass. Dyer-meh.
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Post by: boartitz on October 16, 2010, 07:29:57 PM
Impressive statement by yall's team. I hope yall go far.
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Post by: jmar on October 16, 2010, 07:35:21 PM
Impressive statement by yall's team. I hope yall go far.
Cam wills this team even with woeful pass coverage. Crazy game!
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Post by: 280TIGER on October 16, 2010, 11:12:43 PM
Impressive statement by yall's team. I hope yall go far.

Takes a man to stop by after a loss.  Good game, y'all backup QB appears to not be a step-down from Mallett at all.  I know our secondary stinks, but he made some NFL throws.
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Post by: Jumbo on October 16, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Titz, great game. That backup Qb scared the shit out of me hitting 14 in a row. I went over to Woopig and it's crazy over there, threads about leaving the Sec-Petrino to Lsu? 
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Post by: Tiger Wench on October 16, 2010, 11:40:06 PM
Seldom do you see an untested backup come in and light the fuck out of a starting defense.  There will be no letdown after Mallett leaves.  That kid was amazing.  And that thought makes me nauseous.

Good game.
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Post by: jmar on October 16, 2010, 11:44:26 PM
Titz, great game. That backup Qb scared the poop out of me hitting 14 in a row. I went over to Woopig and it's crazy over there, threads about leaving the Sec-Petrino to Lsu?
Petrino is the best play caller I've ever seen. You're right, Wilson was scary good in relief for Mallett. LSU and Les just belong you know? And we like the Hogs in the SEC. Don't the woopiggies feel at home?
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Post by: jmar on October 17, 2010, 12:00:54 AM
(http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr185/johnofbham/steve-spurrier-180c.jpg)

Do not be fooled,
this man is a Les Miles imposter.
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Post by: djsimp on October 17, 2010, 09:33:24 AM
Titz, great game. That backup Qb scared the shit out of me hitting 14 in a row. I went over to Woopig and it's crazy over there, threads about leaving the Sec-Petrino to Lsu?

Holy cow, your right. Its madness over there. I though about commenting for a moment but then thought better of it. They might try to hunt me down and sacrifice my first born to the pig gods.
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Post by: djsimp on October 17, 2010, 10:35:11 AM
Damn WE!, this is absolutely priceless!
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n20/auwilson22/Laughing.gif)
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Post by: Godfather on October 17, 2010, 05:38:24 PM
What is funny to me, is they can't stop talking about the TD that wasn't.  I agree 100% that Fannin did not score, but shit we beat them by 22, I really don't think in the end that the play mattered but I guess you have to complain about something.

Not to mention that their TD on the PI call (which gave them a 1st and down at the goal) was complete and utter bullshit.  There were bad calls on both sides of the ball.
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Post by: djsimp on October 17, 2010, 05:59:59 PM
Agreed GF. There is like 5 pages and 3 threads about this. Sounds a lot like bammer bullshit to me. Excuses, excuses, there is no possible way Auburn is a better team and took care of business. That was a shitty call concerning the Fannins TD, but we scored 65 points.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 17, 2010, 06:01:34 PM
What is funny to me, is they can't stop talking about the TD that wasn't.  I agree 100% that Fannin did not score, but shit we beat them by 22, I really don't think in the end that the play mattered but I guess you have to complain about something.

Not to mention that their TD on the PI call (which gave them a 1st and down at the goal) was complete and utter bullshit.  There were bad calls on both sides of the ball.

Not to mention the spot on that 4th down conversion too. Plus the holding call on our first drive. There were bad calls on both sides.
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Post by: Hogwally on October 17, 2010, 06:27:32 PM
Agreed GF. There is like 5 pages and 3 threads about this. Sounds a lot like bammer bullshit to me. Excuses, excuses, there is no possible way Auburn is a better team and took care of business. That was a shitty call concerning the Fannins TD, but we scored 65 points.

     Probably Auburn would have won anyway, but the bad thing about the two fumbles were in both cases the play resulted in touchdowns.  Not only do we lose the ball, but lost the points as well, kind of a double whammy.   
     The first call was the worst, mainly because of the conference where the zebras decided the ruling on the field was a touchdown, even though no one signaled it and the line judge standing right there called it a fumble.  But the second was the killer because we were moving the ball easily and had a chance to get the lead back.  Afterwards you could tell the wind was out of the sails, the hogs started pressing and making bad throws over the middle. 
     In the end there's no crying in football.  It is obvious after last year and now this game that the refs are going to give the Micheal Jordan treatment to undefeated teams, especially at home.  Arkansas is just going to have to improve to a point where we are one of the undefeated teams being protected.
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Post by: jmar on October 17, 2010, 06:48:22 PM
     Probably Auburn would have won anyway, but the bad thing about the two fumbles were in both cases the play resulted in touchdowns.  Not only do we lose the ball, but lost the points as well, kind of a double whammy.   
     The first call was the worst, mainly because of the conference where the zebras decided the ruling on the field was a touchdown, even though no one signaled it and the line judge standing right there called it a fumble.  But the second was the killer because we were moving the ball easily and had a chance to get the lead back.  Afterwards you could tell the wind was out of the sails, the hogs started pressing and making bad throws over the middle. 
     In the end there's no crying in football.  It is obvious after last year and now this game that the refs are going to give the Micheal Jordan treatment to undefeated teams, especially at home.  Arkansas is just going to have to improve to a point where we are one of the undefeated teams being protected.
So you are saying that Auburn was being protected because they were undefeated?
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Post by: AUChizad on October 17, 2010, 06:53:23 PM
     Probably Auburn would have won anyway, but the bad thing about the two fumbles were in both cases the play resulted in touchdowns.  Not only do we lose the ball, but lost the points as well, kind of a double whammy.   
     The first call was the worst, mainly because of the conference where the zebras decided the ruling on the field was a touchdown, even though no one signaled it and the line judge standing right there called it a fumble.  But the second was the killer because we were moving the ball easily and had a chance to get the lead back.  Afterwards you could tell the wind was out of the sails, the hogs started pressing and making bad throws over the middle. 
     In the end there's no crying in football.  It is obvious after last year and now this game that the refs are going to give the Micheal Jordan treatment to undefeated teams, especially at home.  Arkansas is just going to have to improve to a point where we are one of the undefeated teams being protected.
:bs:
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Post by: JR4AU on October 17, 2010, 06:55:27 PM
What is funny to me, is they can't stop talking about the TD that wasn't.  I agree 100% that Fannin did not score, but shit we beat them by 22, I really don't think in the end that the play mattered but I guess you have to complain about something.

Not to mention that their TD on the PI call (which gave them a 1st and down at the goal) was complete and utter bullshit.  There were bad calls on both sides of the ball.

Exactly.  There's still 8 points that we "earned legit".  All else about "the bad calls broke their will..."  "The bad calls changed the playcalling..", PLUS with that you have to speculate what would have happened, what Ark would have done or accomplished if the calls had been "gotten right".  The Fumble Return for a TD...made it an 8 point game with over 9 minutes left.  Ark had, on the previous 3 possessions, scored 21 points in about 6 minutes of clock time.  I seriously doubt Petrino went in to panic mode down by 8 with 9 minutes left, especially in light of the fact that they were running through our defense like shit through a goose.  AFTER that we picked 2 passes.  Who's to say that wouldn't have happened should the Ark fumble been ruled down.  Again, all else but what happened is speculation, and merely fodder for bammers on talk radio.
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Post by: themilkmandidit on October 17, 2010, 07:00:44 PM
So you are saying that Auburn was being protected because they were undefeated?

That is what people all over the nation are starting to say per espn.  To each their own, I guess.  Arkansas is a damn fine team and have a very bright future with Wilson.  But regardless of what people say around the nation, we were the better team this year.  Just no way around that.
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Post by: jmar on October 17, 2010, 07:07:56 PM
That is what people all over the nation are starting to say per espn.  To each their own, I guess.  Arkansas is a damn fine team and have a very bright future with Wilson.  But regardless of what people say around the nation, we were the better team this year.  Just no way around that.
Can sobbing be so loud in Arkansas that ESPN is actually able to detect it in it's studios? Can you name any of those making the claims because I've been watching the NFL?
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Post by: JR4AU on October 17, 2010, 07:12:42 PM
Can sobbing be so loud in Arkansas that ESPN is actually able to detect it in it's studios? Can you name any of those making the claims because I've been watching the NFL?

From other boards I'm on, non football boards where people do talk football and are fans from all over...yeah, there's a line of thought in some quarters that the SEC protects it's unbeaten teams with biased refs for the good of the conference.
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Post by: themilkmandidit on October 17, 2010, 07:15:29 PM
Can sobbing be so loud in Arkansas that ESPN is actually able to detect it in it's studios? Can you name any of those making the claims because I've been watching the NFL?

Just one instance... Found this link from Tigerland.com
http://espn.go.com/blog/ncfnation/post/_/id/30113/what-we-learned-in-the-sec-week-7-2

The comments at the bottom, of course. 
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 17, 2010, 07:49:32 PM
    In the end there's no crying in football.  It is obvious after last year and now this game that the refs are going to give the Micheal Jordan treatment to undefeated teams, especially at home.  Arkansas is just going to have to improve to a point where we are one of the undefeated teams being protected.

                                                                                                          :haha:
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Post by: djsimp on October 17, 2010, 09:33:44 PM
 
In the end there's no crying in football.
Again, I am not disagreeing the first call was bogus, because in reality it was and I was telling my wife this at the time it happened. The second with the fumble, I do think that is the right call. I have watched it over again and I still think that was the right call. What I am saying though is there were two big calls against Auburn that kept Arkansas drives alive that resulted in TD's. Do I know for a fact that that Arkansas would not have scored anyway? Well considering it was the difference b/w punting and keeping a drive alive, I say no. I really don't think that Petrino pushed the panic button either because they were doing exactly what they had been doing previously and that was throwing the football.
Look, I am not going to excuse the sorry ass calls. I would rather see a ballgame that leaves no excuses. Unfortunately we have some calls that muddy the water for both teams. In the end though, you have to judge a game by what its worth and say that Auburn won this game legit over damn good Arkansas team.