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Title: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: wesfau2 on October 07, 2010, 12:25:05 PM
Auburn (5-0) at Kentucky (3-2)  Oct. 9, 7:30, ESPN2

Here’s The Deal … It was one of the SEC’s most lopsided rivalries. Kentucky had been flattened 15 times in a row with the last win over Auburn coming in 1966, and then came last season’s 21-14 stunner on the Plains to take a great Tiger season and turn it upside down. Auburn had lost to Arkansas the week before, but UK was the sure-thing, rebound game that turned out to be anything but. The stakes are even higher this year as the unbeaten Tigers not only have the record, but they have the schedule to be deep in the SEC title chase, which means they’re in the national title hunt, and they have an emerging superstar in quarterback Cam Newton, who’d be the story of the 2010 season so far if it wasn’t for that guy with the shoelace problem up in Ann Arbor. With home games against Arkansas and LSU up next, and with South Carolina and Mississippi State in the rearview mirror, this is a dangerous road test for Gene Chizik’s club to see if the shaky defense can handle the Wildcat veterans, and if the offense can get working away from home after scoring 17 points in the lone road trip (Mississippi State). Kentucky isn’t bad, but two straight tough road losses to Florida and Ole Miss killed the early season buzz. With this game kicking off a three-game home run, if the Cats want to make a move and get back into the SEC fun, it has to happen now.

Why Auburn Might Win: A funny thing happens when you start playing better teams; things don’t work quite as well. Kentucky’s ground game dominated over the first three games with 200 yards or more against Louisville, Western Kentucky, and Akron, with 11 rushing scores, and then came the date with Florida: 99 yards. Ole Miss: 124 yards. Auburn’s pass defense has been picked apart a bit too much, but the run defense has been terrific holding South Carolina’s Marcus Lattimore to just 33 yards while allowing just 92.8 yards per game. Offensively, Auburn leads the nation in passing efficiency, with a home-run hitting attack balancing out the phenomenal rushing game, and UK doesn’t have the defense to stop everything the Tiger O can do.

Why Kentucky Might Win: UK has the weapons to keep up. Derrick Locke is running as well as any back in the SEC, Randall Cobb and Chris Matthews provide a nice 1-2 receiving punch, and Mike Hartline is coming up with a nice season moving the chains well and spreading the ball around. The Cats can’t stop the Tigers on a regular basis, the linebacking corps just isn’t good enough, but the offense has to get creative, be balanced, and put points on the board drive after drive after drive. The Florida game was a flop, but that was the one big clunker for an attack that’s averaging 453.6 yards and 36.4 points per game. The offensive line has been a key, coming up with a great start to the season, and with the relatively immobile Hartline needing time to operate, he’ll get it even though the Tigers have a nice pass rush.

What To Watch Out For: Danny Travathan, you’re up. The UK linebacking corps isn’t great, but the junior is a guided missile of a hitter who needs to be special and keep Newton and the Tiger ground game from tearing off big runs in chunks. Extremely fast and always around the ball, he came up with his best game of 2009 against Auburn with ten tackles, nine solo stops, and he’s coming off his best game of the year making 15 tackles against Ole Miss. If he’s not making at least ten tackles, the Cat defense will be in huge trouble.

What Will Happen: Kentucky will do its part to keep up the fight, but Auburn will be too good on the ground as the game goes on. Newton will be Newton getting his 100 rushing yards, but he’ll also throw a few key interceptions to keep the Cats in the game. Just when it seems like UK is about to come up with something special, Auburn will go on a long, brutal drive finishing up with a backbreaking fourth quarter score to put the game away.

CFN Prediction: Auburn 38 … Kentucky 30 … Line: Auburn -6

Must See Rating: Britney on Glee -5 … Life As We Know It - 1 … 3
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Godfather on October 07, 2010, 12:43:28 PM
Eyes...bleeding...argh
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 07, 2010, 01:52:12 PM
38-30!!?? Seriously? I don' think so. I am thinking more like 49-10.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: JR4AU on October 07, 2010, 02:39:36 PM
38-30!!?? Seriously? I don' think so. I am thinking more like 49-10.

I doubt it will be THAT close, but that's a more likely scenario than your 49-10 deal.  Our secondary WILL give up some points.  Bank it.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 07, 2010, 02:40:59 PM
I doubt it will be THAT close, but that's a more likely scenario than your 49-10 deal.  Our secondary WILL give up some points.  Bank it.

I'm going all out on this one.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: AUChizad on October 07, 2010, 03:12:02 PM
The spread is set at 6 1/2 lousy points, which is the lock of the week, IMO.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Godfather on October 07, 2010, 03:12:07 PM
I'm going all out on this one.
I thought you were supposed to go all in?
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 07, 2010, 03:12:47 PM
I thought you were supposed to go all in?
That's what... well, you know...
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 07, 2010, 03:36:10 PM
I thought you were supposed to go all in?
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: JR4AU on October 07, 2010, 04:41:59 PM
The spread is set at 6 1/2 lousy points, which is the lock of the week, IMO.

I thought Florida would cover the 9 against bammer too. 
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 07, 2010, 06:55:39 PM
If Kentucky scores 30, I'll eat my hat.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 07, 2010, 08:01:34 PM
If Kentucky scores 30, I'll eat my hat.

I'll second you on that. Hell, I might even drink my own pee.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: boartitz on October 07, 2010, 08:32:57 PM
Us vs Texas A&M at -5 looks pretty good, too.
I'm thinking we beat them by 10+
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 07, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Us vs Texas A&M at -5 looks pretty good, too.
I'm thinking we beat them by 10+

I would say +20.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Saniflush on October 08, 2010, 06:57:21 AM
I'll second you on that. Hell, I might even drink my own pee.

That's just because it's sterile and you like the taste.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Godfather on October 08, 2010, 09:10:11 AM
That's just because it's sterile and you like the taste.
You are about as useful as a shit flavored lollipop.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 08, 2010, 09:16:12 AM
That's just because it's sterile and you like the taste.

Just doing my part in recycling. I figured that since I would be drinking beer anyway, that would be a safe bet.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Saniflush on October 08, 2010, 09:57:05 AM
You are about as useful as a shit flavored lollipop.

I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: AUChizad on October 08, 2010, 10:21:26 AM
Just doing my part in recycling. I figured that since I would be drinking beer anyway, that would be a safe bet.
Aren't you the guy that likes Keystone, Nattie, etc.? This would explain a lot.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Saniflush on October 08, 2010, 10:22:21 AM
Aren't you the guy that likes Keystone, Nattie, etc.? This would explain a lot.

I thought it was Icehouse?
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Godfather on October 08, 2010, 10:23:44 AM
I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy.
Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Saniflush on October 08, 2010, 10:27:22 AM
Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas.

And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 08, 2010, 10:34:39 AM
I thought it was Icehouse?

You are correct. I'm sorry fellas but IH taste a lot better than Natties or Keystone. For Sat though, I might go with the whiskey.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 08, 2010, 10:40:46 AM
You are correct. I'm sorry fellas but IH taste a lot better than Natties or Keystone. For Sat though, I might go with the whiskey.

Careful, it will sneak up and punch you in the face.    :)
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 08, 2010, 10:52:20 AM
Us vs Texas A&M at -5 looks pretty good, too.
I'm thinking we beat them by 10+

A&M > Kentucky

I hope you guys go into a 7 OT game with them...
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 08, 2010, 10:58:00 AM
Careful, it will sneak up and punch you in the face.    :)

and rearrange your keyboard. Get you some rest today, we're gonna need you tomorrow.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 08, 2010, 11:11:03 AM
and rearrange your keyboard. Get you some rest today, we're gonna need you tomorrow.

Fuck that noise.  I am going home today to do the same thing all over again, and plan on doing the same tomorrow. 
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 08, 2010, 11:41:57 AM
Fuck that noise.  I am going home today to do the same thing all over again, and plan on doing the same tomorrow.

So, you have your combat boots on ehy.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 08, 2010, 12:03:25 PM
So, you have your combat boots on ehy.

Well, I feel bad enough that the only way I will feel better is to do it all over again.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: jmar on October 08, 2010, 03:05:51 PM
The pointspread move was a shock.

Does Auburn have a key injury that was supposed to be a secret?
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Saniflush on October 08, 2010, 03:08:29 PM
The pointspread move was a shock.

Does Auburn have a key injury that was supposed to be a secret?

What move?

Been six all week.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: AUChizad on October 08, 2010, 03:10:00 PM
I thought it was Icehouse?
That's right. I knew it was something that tasted like piss.

This fully explains your deduction that beer tastes like piss.

Beer doesn't. Icehouse does.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: jmar on October 08, 2010, 03:13:48 PM
What move?

Been six all week.
Did it not "open" at 7 1/2 on Sunday?
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Saniflush on October 08, 2010, 03:14:24 PM
Only places I saw it was at 6 the whole time but maybe I didn't see all of them.

This was showing some 6.5

http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/odds/las-vegas/
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 08, 2010, 03:15:17 PM
That's right. I knew it was something that tasted like piss.

This fully explains your deduction that beer tastes like piss.

Beer doesn't. Icehouse does.

Your not kind. Besides, the I originally made this bet at a degree of confidence that Auburn would not let Kentucky score 30 points not because my beer taste like piss. Just leave my beer alone, it never did anything to hurt you.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: AUChizad on October 08, 2010, 03:16:29 PM
Just leave my beer alone, it never did anything to hurt you.
I beg to differ.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 08, 2010, 03:18:27 PM
I beg to differ.

Beer trots and toilet praises?
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Godfather on October 08, 2010, 03:40:34 PM
Beer trots and toilet praises?
Nothing like shitting through a screen door.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 08, 2010, 03:45:16 PM
Nothing like shitting through a screen door.

The ol bubbly guts. Like pissing through the stinky sphincter.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: Saniflush on October 08, 2010, 04:00:40 PM
The ol bubbly guts. Like pissing through the stinky sphincter.

He has to pee out his butt.
Title: Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
Post by: djsimp on October 08, 2010, 04:02:20 PM
He has to pee out his butt.

Are you saying he is a girl?