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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: CCTAU on October 05, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
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And other vintage ads.
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/06/10/vintage-ads-thinking/?test=faces#slide=1
Some of these are funny as hell!
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This one reminds me of this past weeks episode of Boardwalk Empire.
Hijack:
Speaking of which we haven't talked about this show yet....anyone else watching this? I am a huge Buscemi fan, and so far the first 3 episodes have been great.
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This one reminds me of this past weeks episode of Boardwalk Empire.
Hijack:
Speaking of which we haven't talked about this show yet....anyone else watching this? I am a huge Buscemi fan, and so far the first 3 episodes have been great.
Hells yea. I'm digging it thus far.
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Hells yea. I'm digging it thus far.
Tell me that Gonorrhea scene didn't make you squirm like a motherfucker.
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Tell me that Gonorrhea scene didn't make you squirm like a motherfucker.
Not as bad as it would have before I had watched the series Deadwood when they basically did the same thing to Al when he had a kidney stone.
Don't know about now but they actually used to "punch your bore" when I was in the corps if you got teh clap even though they could just give you an antibiotic.
Proud I never had that shit!
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Not as bad as it would have before I had watched the series Deadwood when they basically did the same thing to Al when he had a kidney stone.
Don't know about now but they actually used to "punch your bore" when I was in the corps if you got teh clap even though they could just give you an antibiotic.
Proud I never had that shit!
You made sure your bitches was clean :thumsup:
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You made sure your bitches was clean :thumsup:
I'll tell you the same thing I used to tell my troops....
"How much is an apple? .50? I bet you look through the ones that are there and inspect them before you pick one up. Now if you are gonna pay 20 times that to mamasan you ought to look that LBFM (little brown fucking machine) up and down closely."
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Don't know about now but they actually used to "punch your bore" when I was in the corps if you got teh clap even though they could just give you an antibiotic.
Ouch.
When I was being processed at MEPS, the Doctor that made us sing "moon river" looked like Lurch, and I swear his fingers were about the size of silver dollars.
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Ouch.
When I was being processed at MEPS, the Doctor that made us sing "moon river" looked like Lurch, and I swear his fingers were about the size of silver dollars.
How long did ya'll date after that?
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How long did ya'll date after that?
Probably only about 5 more seconds until Doc had a new friend. One of those memories that last forever.
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How long did ya'll date after that?
Seriously, what makes a guy spend all those years in medical school, and then decide that's the kind of doctor they want to be.
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I don't like where this is headed. I'm locking this bitch down.
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Seriously, what makes a guy spend all those years in medical school, and then decide that's the kind of doctor they want to be.
They are the doctors that barely passed med school. Why else would you take a job where all day every day you are looking at, and touching another man's balls. I guess on some fellas they might even have to move the ol dong to one side or the other.
You guys with the finger up the ass, your doc was just extremely gay. You don't have to get the finger wave until your over 40 physical. I can retire at the ripe ol age of 37, so that one doesn't scare me.
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Here's a different perspective (haha);
Butt doctors have regular office hours. No weekends. No holidays. No ER consults. No emergency calls in the middle of the night for an exploratory assectomy. An ER doc finds a lump on a guy's prostate, it will wait until the sun comes up for further exploration (hoho). Surgeries are scheduled to fit his tee times. And once the student loans are paid off, he makes a buttload (heehee) of money... sticking fingers up asses.
Doesn't sound too shabby to me... yeah, it ain't pretty, but two seconds in and out and that will be $300 please...
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Doesn't sound too shabby to me... yeah, it ain't pretty, but two seconds in and out and that will be $300 please...
"What kind of doctor are you?"
"Well, I'm an asshole doctor"
"Ha ha, I know your an asshole, but seriously what kind of doctor are you?"
"No really, I'm an asshole doctor"
"Oh"
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Ouch.
When I was being processed at MEPS, the Doctor that made us sing "moon river" looked like Lurch, and I swear his fingers were about the size of silver dollars.
Dr Screws at Maxwell AFB? I bet his bulbous finger has been knuckle deep in the ass of every serviceman Alabama has produced since 1961.
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Dr Screws at Maxwell AFB? I bet his bulbous finger has been knuckle deep in the ass of every serviceman Alabama has produced since 1961.
No, this particular guy uses a flashlight to look into the stinky sphincter.
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This song comes to mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMfEWUiVeMw
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I thought I locked this bitch down?
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I thought I locked this bitch down?
:haha:
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Dr Screws at Maxwell AFB?
Holy! Fucking! Shit!
This jacksass is who made me join the Corps. True Saniflush story.....
Once I decided as a senior that I wanted to join the military I got in touch with the Army recruiter in the area. Signed up as an EOD tech with guaranteed jump school. In order to pre-enlist you still had to have a physical which in my case had to be done at the Montgomery MEPS station (Military Enlisted Processing Station) which is at Maxwell AFB.
Rewind a year earlier during Spring break in PCB.
I ate some bad oysters and got sick as hell. They had to put me in the hospital and feed me IV's for a week I was so dehydrated. They ran all manner of tests on me for everything but all of them came back negative. They never found out what it was.
So there I am at the MEPS station filling out all the idiot paperwork and they read you the riot act about how you had better not lie or they will prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. So there is this question on one of the forms asking if you "have ever been in the hospital and if yes what for". I check the yes box and proceed to write down that they never diagnosed what I had but felt it was just from eating some bad shell fish.
Because of this Dr. Screws proceeds to fail me on my physical.
And fail me the next three times that I try to enlist over the next couple of months. After the last one, Army recruiter and I are riding back to the recruiting station so he can go in and check his messages on his machine. While he is doing this I am all pissed off outside smoking a cigarette. I look two doors down and there is the door for the Marine recruiter. I flick my cigarette out, walk down, open the door and walk in. His first words are "What can I do for you?"
"Can you get me in? The Army won't take me" I say.
He proceeds to ask my name and looks up my ABSFAB score. hand to God the next words out of his mouth are
"Oh hell yeah, we'll get you right in!"
Not sure if he went and found out Screw's schedule and we did it on a day when he was off or what happened but I sailed right on through my next physical.
In retrospect I'm happy that it happened the way it did but I could never understand how they could have this ancient motherfucker accepting and declining folks to join something he obviously was not qualified to be in either?
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It's science man.
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I just want to stare at your avatar all day
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I just want to stare at your avatar all day
I have been up to this point. Now, if I could only see the rest.
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It's science man.
Actually there is truth to this advertisement. Our Pediatrician told my wife that instead of taking barley supplements that she should drink one beer a day to increase her milk supply. The barley in the beer does something to increase the milk. We both walked out of the appointment and said at the same time that we love our new Doctor.
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I just want to stare at your avatar all day
I dont wont to work, I want to bang on a drum all day.