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Title: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Ogre on September 17, 2010, 02:39:25 AM
I've been in San Jose, CA since Sunday.  Some of my observations:

 -  Tons of homeless people.  Seriously, they are everywhere.  I witnessed a guy yesterday throw an imaginary ball in the air and catch it.  He would bounce the imaginary ball, watch it sail way over his head, and catch it with pride.

 -   Hookers everywhere.  Most had Adams apples.

 -   Douchebags galore.  Most won't talk shit back to you after you verbally assualt them.

 -   MS-13 is for realz.

 -   Medicinal mary-jane is on every street corner.  They won't give you a license unless you are a state resident.

 -   Redwood trees are tall.


That's all for now.
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 17, 2010, 08:11:07 AM
I've been in San Jose, CA since Sunday.  Some of my observations:

 -  Tons of homeless people.  Seriously, they are everywhere.  I witnessed a guy yesterday throw an imaginary ball in the air and catch it.  He would bounce the imaginary ball, watch it sail way over his head, and catch it with pride.

 -   Hookers everywhere.  Most had Adams apples.

 -   Douchebags galore.  Most won't talk shit back to you after you verbally assualt them.

 -   MS-13 is for realz.

 -   Medicinal mary-jane is on every street corner.  They won't give you a license unless you are a state resident.

 -   Redwood trees are tall.


That's all for now.

You just can't get this quality content anywhere else, folks.
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2010, 08:15:39 AM
You just can't get this quality content anywhere else, folks.

He's not the best colorless guy in the business for nothing folks.
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 18, 2010, 06:38:17 AM
I thought San Jose was supposed to be fairly safe.

Also, spin your drunk ass around and look at the surrounding landscape.  That's one of the most beautiful areas in the world. 

And drive down to Big Sur to go hiking.  It's worth it.
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Jumbo on September 18, 2010, 11:40:34 AM
He's not the best colorless souless guy in the business for nothing folks.
This is fun, thanx Uncle Sani.
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: chinook on September 18, 2010, 01:25:46 PM
I thought San Jose was supposed to be fairly safe.

Also, spin your drunk ass around and look at the surrounding landscape.  That's one of the most beautiful areas in the world. 

And drive down to Big Sur to go hiking.  It's worth it.

not many people realize that san jose is the third largest city in california. 

Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Ogre on September 20, 2010, 10:02:17 AM
I thought San Jose was supposed to be fairly safe.

Also, spin your drunk ass around and look at the surrounding landscape.  That's one of the most beautiful areas in the world. 

And drive down to Big Sur to go hiking.  It's worth it.

You are correct, the surrounding landscape is beautiful.  The mountains in the distance reminded me of Denver.  We did get to go out to see the Redwood trees.  Holy shit those things were huge!

All in all it was a good trip.  It just confirmed the fact that I would never want to live in California.
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2010, 10:09:12 AM
  We did get to go out to see the Redwood trees.  Holy shit those things were huge!

They could have taken you here and you would not have known the difference.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Maple_seedlings_saplings_VKlow.jpg)
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: chinook on September 20, 2010, 10:48:09 AM
They could have taken you here and you would not have known the difference.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Maple_seedlings_saplings_VKlow.jpg)

why do you hate short people midgets?
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: chinook on September 20, 2010, 10:49:54 AM
The mountains in the distance reminded me of Denver.

denver, though a mile high, is fairly flat.  just sayin'.

nevermind, see my post above.
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2010, 11:09:10 AM
Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Saniflush on September 20, 2010, 11:10:42 AM
Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Godfather on September 20, 2010, 11:14:06 AM
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Camp town ladies sing this song......do da do da

Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 20, 2010, 11:41:50 AM
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

I suggest you stop being such a faggot.
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: AWK on September 20, 2010, 12:15:26 PM
I suggest you stop being such a faggot.
You're in the back seat...
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2010, 12:32:31 AM
At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
Title: Re: Drunk observations from the left coast...
Post by: Jumbo on September 21, 2010, 01:30:26 AM
At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I holding this 30 pound cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
Your my boy blue!