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Title: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 25, 2010, 05:35:55 PM
http://www.alabamawx.com/?p=33255#comments (http://www.alabamawx.com/?p=33255#comments)

Some bammer schmuck sent James Spann a picture of a cloud he says looks like Bear Bryant.

Click it - the comments are priceless...
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Ogre on August 25, 2010, 06:49:54 PM
I had to leave a comment.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: GH2001 on August 25, 2010, 07:19:19 PM
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JANICE Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 10:07 am
FUNNY THE BEAR PICKED FLORIDA TO VISIT, MABIE HE HEARD ABOUT THE LAST GAME PLAYED THERE, ROLL TIDE, I THINK IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE BEAR!!

They sink themselves. Really.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 07:22:13 PM
I added my $.02

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Tragic news followed the circulation of this photo today. 193 bama fans drowned off the coast of Jacksonville attempting to swim under "bear cloud". Witnesses said 5 parking lots from Atlantic Beach to Ormond Beach were over run with rusted out pick up trucks containing automobile magnets and window flags. Velma Jean Ledbetter, who survived after being rescued at sea by the Coast Guard, stated that she, "got within a hunnert yards of bear cloud" before realizing she had drifted 12 miles offshore. "Bear cloud started precipitatin' and I swam harder. A big wave swamped me and I got choked on salt water and tobacco spit. That's when I had to get rescued. Rohhhhh Tahd!"
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Ogre on August 25, 2010, 07:22:58 PM
I added my $.02

Classic PCT.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: GH2001 on August 25, 2010, 07:23:31 PM
I had to leave a comment.

I saw your comment on down....NICE!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 25, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
I added my $.02
And things like that, my dear, are why you are on my Most Favoritest People In The World list.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 07:32:55 PM
Which one of you fuckers did this? OUT-FUCKING-STANDING hustle!

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AUFamily.net Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Hey “You’re all retarded”,

That cloud looks like the firefighters who were sitting on their truck watching my house burn down.

Signed,

WarTiger
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Token on August 25, 2010, 07:36:57 PM
Which one of you fuckers did this? OUT-FUCKING-STANDING hustle!

That's me.  I also left 2 more, but the last one may have crossed the line.  Good thing I have Birmingham's email to supply, that way I don't receive any nasty emails from 33/40.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: MarkChand on August 25, 2010, 07:49:31 PM
I added my $.02

Freakin Hilarious!

I left my weak attempt at potty humor under the name Scooby.

By the way, was Bear Cloud preciptatin' George Dickel?
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: DnATL on August 25, 2010, 08:08:19 PM

Mike Price Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
You sure this picture wasn’t taken in Pensacola? It looks to me like it’s me and an Angel named Destiny – it’s rollin’, baby!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 08:10:58 PM
And things like that, my dear, are why you are on my Most Favoritest People In The World list.
I'll be your huckleberry.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: DnATL on August 25, 2010, 08:18:57 PM
James Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Definitely not the bear cloud – if it were, then the antenna of the paul finebaum radio network would be positioned squarely up its rear flank

By the way – please don’t mistake low-lying fog as the “saban cloud”
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 08:20:53 PM
That's me.  I also left 2 more, but the last one may have crossed the line.  Good thing I have Birmingham's email to supply, that way I don't receive any nasty emails from 33/40.
You need to come on over to the good side my friend. That was 5* shit.

Mark - that would have been a great addition. Lookng back on it, adding a line about calling out in the name of Nick Saban for rescue would've been icing on the cake.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AWK on August 25, 2010, 08:31:58 PM
Just post this...

(http://a.imageshack.us/img832/2947/raptorsabanextended.gif)
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 08:32:29 PM
All I gots to say is r.e.t.a.r.t.e.d! Nuff said.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 08:41:58 PM
Mike Price Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
You sure this picture wasn’t taken in Pensacola? It looks to me like it’s me and an Angel named Destiny – it’s rollin’, baby!
Damn, I can see that! Riding it doggie style!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AUChizad on August 25, 2010, 08:42:47 PM
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Rick Karle Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Neil – do you have the coordinates on this cloud? Paul Finebaum and I are loading up the dinghy and want to do a sports segment with it for tomorrow nights broadcast. We’re going to call it, “Breakfast with the Bear cloud.” I wonder if it plays any sort of musical instrument.? I smell a Pulitzer!

P.S. Anyone know this Velma Jean Ledbetter? I’d like to send Dubberly to do a personal profile piece on her.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AWK on August 25, 2010, 08:51:09 PM
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#  Einstein Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

You guys fail to see the scientific significance in this finding! I have always wondered what it would take to evaporate that much Dickel into precipitation to form a cloud. I would have never thought of using toothless mouth breathers! Thanks Tuscaloosa!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 08:55:53 PM
This is one of the funniest threads since "Operation TBBG".

Excellent find, Wench!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Ogre on August 25, 2010, 09:15:13 PM
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Joe Namath Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
That cloud kind of looks like a skinny Suzy Kolber. I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes. I’d still hit it.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 09:18:28 PM
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Daniel Moore Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Hey Bama fans,
I’ve just finished a limited edition painting of this historic image and will be selling them for $599.99 each. I have the cloud propped up on the opposite side of the goalpost from “See-through Bear”. It’s very tastefully done and a must have for any true bama fan.

Hopefully the university doesn’t add this one to the lawsuit.

Cheers!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Token on August 25, 2010, 09:29:40 PM
Anyone willing to bet that 33/40 changes the way they allow people to leave comments? 
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 25, 2010, 09:30:09 PM
Phyllis has chimed in.  This is some funny shit. 
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 09:33:56 PM
Anyone willing to bet that 33/40 changes the way they allow people to leave comments?

I don't know, these guys might be getting a huge laugh out of this.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Ogre on August 25, 2010, 09:34:48 PM
Yeah, this is probably the most action their website has seen in months.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Token on August 25, 2010, 09:38:15 PM
It's amazing to me that no one's dropped the f bomb yet.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 09:40:20 PM
It's amazing to me that no one's dropped the f bomb yet.

I'll do it, I'll do it!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AUChizad on August 25, 2010, 09:40:21 PM
I have thoroughly entertained myself by adding comments, that's for sure.

Saban posted two comments at 8:35. Proof that he can perform miracles!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 25, 2010, 09:51:08 PM
George Dickel and Tom Landry have chimed in...
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AUChizad on August 25, 2010, 09:53:02 PM
djsimp:
(http://i550.photobucket.com/albums/ii401/Kriid/DoingItWrong6.jpg)
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 09:56:59 PM
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djsimp Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
It is granted to thee, ye bammer faithful. Ye have been granted ye 14th National Championship in the year of thee gods.

Signed

Zues (aka Coach Hobbit)
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 09:59:52 PM
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djsimp Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Whats up with the censorship? What ever happened to freedom of speech?

This was because my response of, "Fuck you Auburn for being a thorn in my side and Fuck you Chizik for being taller than me", was not posted.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 25, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
I asked Mike DuBose to ummm...chime in. 
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 10:02:30 PM
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A random seagull Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
SQUAAAWK! – why does the air smell like rot gut whiskey and Chesterfield cigarette smoke? Where’s a good patch of oil when you need it? – SQUAAAWK!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 25, 2010, 10:04:43 PM
The Nip has been called!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 10:06:30 PM
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djsimp41 Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
to hell with all you infidels for not believing this the reincarnation of the Barh in the clouds. You should be ashamed of yourselves for not seeing the light of the bammer faithful. The gods will not be happy with you.

I took a page from the TigerX filter:


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djsimp Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
FUX YOU you bammer phuking inbreds that believe your salvation is in bammer foozball.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 10:08:45 PM
Holy freakin cow, both of these have been deleted. Fucking bastards!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 25, 2010, 10:11:21 PM
Spann ain't teh Godfather.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 10:13:20 PM
Spann ain't teh Godfather.

Nope, but the bastards know to be watching.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: MarkChand on August 25, 2010, 10:17:19 PM
This is some funny stuff folks! I think your old friend Birmingham just chimed in...
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 25, 2010, 10:21:37 PM
The "creator" of their 12 MNCs just chimed in as well.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 10:23:53 PM
They want let me post anymore because I said "FUX" and "phuking". Those damn liberal bastards.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 10:25:02 PM
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Logan Young Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
I would have appeared alongside Bear, but my cloud died over Memphis.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 10:39:04 PM
They have banned me by IP address. I used my wifes email address and still they deleted my post.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 10:44:45 PM
It's up to 100 replies & growing!
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Post by: AUsweetheart on August 25, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
best shit ever.

And PCT? I still love you.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 25, 2010, 10:58:50 PM
Just earned an IP ban...I had the best H. Birdman comment ready too.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 25, 2010, 11:02:16 PM
TrentForHeisman has now joined the festivities.  What up ya'll?
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2010, 11:04:44 PM
Just earned an IP ban...I had the best H. Birdman comment ready too.
I got cha covered brother.
 :fu:
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Mrs H. Birdman Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Harvey Birdman, don’t you dare jump into this funny crap. Get back to the kitchen an cook mah tukey pot pie-ah. These miscreants are a bunch of never-do-wells who get you hyperexcited and then you always ask me to play a rusty trombone for you. I don’t even know what that is.

Come home NOW!

Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 25, 2010, 11:06:51 PM
I got cha covered brother.
 :fu:

I was trying to reply to that, and couldn't get a comment through.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AUsweetheart on August 25, 2010, 11:08:28 PM
#103 was GOLD.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 25, 2010, 11:13:26 PM
#103 was GOLD.

Thank you.  You are too kind.
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Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 11:17:40 PM
I heart you "Mike".
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AUsweetheart on August 25, 2010, 11:26:00 PM
Thank you.  You are too kind.
Sorry, booboo, you know I got nothin but love for ya....but the rusty trombone bit....I LOL'd.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 25, 2010, 11:27:54 PM
Sorry, booboo, you know I got nothin but love for ya....but the rusty trombone bit....I LOL'd.

As did I. Trent's decided he wants to go to Pasadena.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2010, 11:31:58 PM
You know these suckers at 33/40 gots to be laughing their asses off.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 25, 2010, 11:56:42 PM
I love each and every one of you fuckers.  I am laughing so hard that I have tears rolling and my abs hurt.  I can barely breathe... thank you SO MUCH!!  Totally made my night.

I got this from EDSBS... I have GOT to email them back and tell them to take a look at the comments now...
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Token on August 26, 2010, 12:12:15 AM
Wow.  I got a post deleted and my IP banned just because I asked someone to stop breathing?  Oh well, I was growing bored with it anyway.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Saniflush on August 26, 2010, 07:22:49 AM
Fuck.  Hate I missed this one. 
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Post by: Buzz Killington on August 26, 2010, 08:39:17 AM
Haha...it has been whittled down to 34 responses now.  There were some really good'uns out there too.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 26, 2010, 09:02:39 AM
It was fun while it lasted.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: MarkChand on August 26, 2010, 09:04:49 AM
They've pulled it down to 10 responses now! Damn those guys!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Saniflush on August 26, 2010, 09:33:11 AM
They've pulled it down to 10 responses now! Damn those guys!


I still see all of them.
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Post by: MarkChand on August 26, 2010, 09:59:52 AM

I still see all of them.

You are correct sir, they are now back!
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: djsimp on August 26, 2010, 10:05:25 AM
You are correct sir, they are now back!

They realized that their website was getting a lot more attention and hits. Got to help their funds all that we can. See, somebody has to pay for the "Doppler" radar.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: DnATL on August 26, 2010, 10:38:48 AM
In proportion to WWII service records, if a dude in the Coast Guard spotted the bahr cloud, then the Shug cloud would only be visible to Navy SEALs.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: GH2001 on August 26, 2010, 10:43:31 AM
Pat Dye - wow.
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Post by: Godfather on August 26, 2010, 11:35:30 AM
OMG some of these were fuckin hilarious seriously have tears in my eyes.
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 26, 2010, 12:05:55 PM
Is there any way for some computer guru to copy that to save it for posterity????  (GF?  That means you...)
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: Godfather on August 26, 2010, 12:41:53 PM
Is there any way for some computer guru to copy that to save it for posterity????  (GF?  That means you...)

It's saved but a lot of the comments are gone
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: No Huddle on August 26, 2010, 01:02:50 PM
All I can say is a Bahr cloud could kick a Shug cloud in a minute.  :bamahomer:
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: GH2001 on August 26, 2010, 01:19:20 PM
Is there any way for some computer guru to copy that to save it for posterity????  (GF?  That means you...)

Sorry...Bham left the board
Title: Re: Another bammer facepalm...
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 26, 2010, 01:37:48 PM
Sorry...Bham left the board

Well played sir!
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Post by: DnATL on August 26, 2010, 02:10:46 PM
I printed it to a PDF last night, in case it didn't make it to the light of day