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Title: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: CCTAU on August 16, 2010, 03:29:13 PM: Now I wonder what they would do if one of the Christian members of the team complained. Not that this bothers me, but I just couldn't see changing things for a non-muslim religious reason and not having at least one person complain and forcing everything to change. I just find it interesting.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100816/ap_on_sp_ot/us_ramadan_football_4 (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100816/ap_on_sp_ot/us_ramadan_football_4)
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2010, 03:51:37 PM: If the majority of the team is Muslim, then they really don't have much choice. Plus, if your Corch's name is Faoud Wazziz Habdad, then this is how it shall be.
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2010, 04:01:52 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 16, 2010, 03:51:37 PM
If the majority of the team is Muslim, then they really don't have much choice. Plus, if your Corch's name is Faoud Wazziz Habdad, then this is how it shall be.

Let's not even discuss their Red Zone defense.
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Tiger Six on August 16, 2010, 04:30:54 PM: I hear their rival schools are preparing a shock and awe offensive game plan.
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: MarkChand on August 16, 2010, 04:55:30 PM: Don't even think of referring to the football as the pigskin...
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Ogre on August 16, 2010, 08:48:37 PM: They don't blitz, they jihad.
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 16, 2010, 09:08:49 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2010, 04:01:52 PM
Let's not even discuss their Red Zone defense.
True, but their offense is one dimensional. Their only play is throwing the bomb.
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 16, 2010, 09:15:24 PM: Picture day is an exciting event for the cheerleaders at Fortson High School.

(http://www.themuslimwoman.org/images/muslim_women_women_09.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: AWK on August 16, 2010, 09:40:35 PM: They would never consider using the Statue of Liberty play. That's blasphemous.
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 16, 2010, 09:58:49 PM: Even the smallest of Muslims will be huge after a year of Yasirsizing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpTfqYMlR-8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpTfqYMlR-8#)
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 16, 2010, 10:14:54 PM: Two-four-six-eight
So many infidels to hate!
Mohammed says they all must die!
Victory for Fortson High!

We've got jihad, yes, we do!
We've got jihad, how 'bout you!

Rammer Jammer, Allah's Hammer!
Go to hell, you infidel!
We'll spill your blood upon the grass.
We'll go all fatwah on your ass.
We fight as martyrs with no shame
We're gonna win this football game!
And when you lie there all a groanin'
Tons of virgins we'll be bonin'.
Go Martyrs!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 16, 2010, 10:15:33 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 16, 2010, 09:08:49 PM
True, but their offense is one dimensional. Their only play is throwing the bomb.

Their favorite baseball play is the suicide squeeze.
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 16, 2010, 10:25:21 PM: Blow them up, blow them up
waaaaay up

Blow them up, blow them up
waaaaay up

2 bits, 4 bits, six bits a dollar
Behead a Jew and make them holler
Aiiiiieeeee yeeee yeeeee yeeeee!
Title: Re: Holy month, hot days mean football nights in Mich.
Post by: CCTAU on August 16, 2010, 10:33:47 PM: Best thread ever. You guys are funny.