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The Library => Auburn Culinary Center => Topic started by: Kaos on August 09, 2017, 03:21:39 PM
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So Coke scrapped the Coke Zero brand which tasted like diabetic urine mixed with battery acid anyway. Replacing it with new and improved zero sugar Coke.
I love Coca Cola. Specially with some peanuts poured in. But my aging body can't take the two wheelbarrows full of sugar in each bottle.
So I was willing to give this new brand a shot.
Awful. I spit out the first sip. 15 minutes later the liquid excrement essence is still wafting around my palate. It is horrible with a worse aftertaste than if you'd spent two hours licking a dead raccoon's maggoty vagina.
I cannot recommend.
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So Coke scrapped the Coke Zero brand which tasted like diabetic urine mixed with battery acid anyway. Replacing it with new and improved zero sugar Coke.
I love Coca Cola. Specially with some peanuts poured in. But my aging body can't take the two wheelbarrows full of sugar in each bottle.
So I was willing to give this new brand a shot.
Awful. I spit out the first sip. 15 minutes later the liquid excrement essence is still wafting around my palate. It is horrible with a worse aftertaste than if you'd spent two hours licking a dead raccoon's maggoty vagina.
I cannot recommend.
Have you actually licked a dead coon's vagina?
Try the pure cane sugar coke that's at Sam's or green labels at publix. At least it was at publix. Don't know now.
Yeah, it's sugar but cane is better than corn syrup. It's like coke used to be.
I know you and the other elders remember this, because I do. Remember when you'd go to a pharmacy counter and they'd mix some potion together to make a coke? Those were the best.
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This displeases me. I didn't know they have changed the formula. I actually enjoyed Coke Zero before.
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This displeases me. I didn't know they have changed the formula. I actually enjoyed Coke Zero before.
Stop by your local winndixie and get some Chek Zero. Same thing!
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Stop by your local winndixie and get some Chek Zero. Same thing!
Chek Zero
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Have you actually licked a dead coon's vagina?
Try the pure cane sugar coke that's at Sam's or green labels at publix. At least it was at publix. Don't know now.
Yeah, it's sugar but cane is better than corn syrup. It's like coke used to be.
I know you and the other elders remember this, because I do. Remember when you'd go to a pharmacy counter and they'd mix some potion together to make a coke? Those were the best.
Coke Life? ...that is completely different than the pure cane sugar coke back in the day or commonly bottled in foreign countries. Go to your local Mexican grocery and buy coca-cola hecho in Mexico.
I learned in Jamaica a few years back that coke ships the formula from the states...the bottler in the respected region or country uses local water and sugar products...hence the sweetness or flavor.
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Coke Life? ...that is completely different than the pure cane sugar coke back in the day or commonly bottled in foreign countries. Go to your local Mexican grocery and buy coca-cola hecho in Mexico.
I learned in Jamaica a few years back that coke ships the formula from the states...the bottler in the respected region or country uses local water and sugar products...hence the sweetness or flavor.
the sams coke I'm talking about is Mexican. I thought Life was cane sugar. Think some I saw was.
Regardless, the mex coke tastes like coke used to taste here. It's cane sugar.
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I thought Life was cane sugar.
Made mostly from Stevia ...sugar extracted from a leaf. I believe Life does can contain some pure cane sugar. I don't care for it.
New Coke Redux? Not according to 25 other markets but we'll see in the coming months. Perhaps the bottling plant that produced Kaos' drink was overran with a herd of raccoons. Shit happens like that...haven't you seen Planet of the Apes?
If you love Coke Zero, you'd better stock up on it: Coca-Cola is ditching the drink.
Coke Zero will be replaced by a new sugar-free drink called Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, Coke announced Wednesday.
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar has already been a success in 25 markets around the world, including Europe, Latin America, the Middle East and Africa. Next month, it will be the United States' turn: the new drink will be coming to America in August.
So, what's the difference between Coke Zero and Coca-Cola Zero Sugar?
They are both sugar-free alternatives to Diet Coke, but Coca-Cola Zero Sugar is said to taste more like original Coke. They both have mostly black packaging, but Coca-Cola Zero Sugar sports the iconic red Coca-Cola disc.
Coca-Cola said it wanted to be as "clear and descriptive as possible" in the name change to make sure consumers knew the drink was sugar-free.
In a call with investors Wednesday morning, Coca-Cola CEO James Quincey called the new drink a "reinvention of Coke Zero."
The revamp comes as the beverage industry tries to tap into consumers' dwindling consumption of high-sugar and high-calorie drinks. U.S. soda sales fell to a 30-year low in 2016, according to Beverage Digest.
Last year, Coca-Cola's competitor PepsiCo announced plans to have 100 or fewer calories for two thirds of its single-serving drinks by 2025. Coke Zero, which made its debut in 2005, was one of the top 10 soda brands in 2016. Sales grew by 3.5%. But Coca-Cola Zero Sugar grew by double-digits globally, and Coke expects the new drink to pop in the United Sates as well.
Shares of Coca-Cola (KO) rose slightly Wednesday.
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Stop by your local winndixie and get some Chek Zero. Same thing!
He's too well off for store brand.
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Chek Zero
:haha:
I gotta agree with that. I told the girl who runs my office to get 12 packs of drinks to put in the fridge for employees to use. Small perk.
She comes back with Dr Thunder, Mountain Lightning, Grapette and swill like that. When the store wouldn't take it back I was gonna pour it down the sink. Let her buy it back instead.
Some things just have to be the real brands.
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I gotta agree with that. I told the girl who runs my office to get 12 packs of drinks to put in the fridge for employees to use. Small perk.
She comes back with Dr Thunder, Mountain Lightning, Grapette and swill like that. When the store wouldn't take it back I was gonna pour it down the sink. Let her buy it back instead.
Some things just have to be the real brands.
Concur
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Concur
Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
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I gotta agree with that. I told the girl who runs my office to get 12 packs of drinks to put in the fridge for employees to use. Small perk.
She comes back with Dr Thunder, Mountain Lightning, Grapette and swill like that. When the store wouldn't take it back I was gonna pour it down the sink. Let her buy it back instead.
Some things just have to be the real brands.
Chek is better than the other off brands.
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Chek is better than the other off brands.
It's got what plants crave.
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Let her buy it back instead.
Unrepentant cocksucker status: engaged.
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Unrepentant cocksucker status: engaged.
I was gonna pour it out. She offered to pay for it and take it home. I was being gracious.
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I was gonna pour it out. She offered to pay for it and take it home. I was being gracious.
Being gracious is giving her the 40 dollars worth of soda. And what Wes said.
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It's got what plants crave.
It's got electrolytes.
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Made mostly from Stevia ...sugar extracted from a leaf. I believe Life does can contain some pure cane sugar. I don't care for it.
New Coke Redux? Not according to 25 other markets but we'll see in the coming months. Perhaps the bottling plant that produced Kaos' drink was overran with a herd of raccoons. Shit happens like that...haven't you seen Planet of the Apes?
Yes. It's a mix of stevia and cane sugar. Prob the best option (by soft drink health standards anyway) in most stores without having to find the Mexican version which is near impossible here other than Whole Foods or earthfare.
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It's got electrolytes.
Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
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Unrepentant cocksucker status: engaged.
If spending the extra .20 to get the better quality shit is being an unrepentent cocksucker and wrong.....I don't want to be right.
Diet mountain lightning. :puke:
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If spending the extra .20 to get the better quality shit is being an unrepentent cocksucker and wrong.....I don't want to be right.
Diet mountain lightning. :puke:
Right. That was my point.
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If spending the extra .20 to get the better quality shit is being an unrepentent cocksucker and wrong.....I don't want to be right.
Diet mountain lightning. :puke:
They were referring to the fact that he didn't just give it to her instead of making her pay for it. He was going to pour it our anyway.
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They were referring to the fact that he didn't just give it to her instead of making her pay for it. He was going to pour it our anyway.
Yes. So she should have made the better choice. I like K's unrepentent cocksucker punishment. She should have known better and hopefully she will learn from it. Soft drink brands is for real.
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They were referring to the fact that he didn't just give it to her instead of making her pay for it. He was going to pour it our anyway.
I didn't care what happened to it. She offered to buy it. Showed responsibility. I engaged.
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Beer snobs!
Soda snobs!
And some of you are beginning to lie about "what you would hit..or not".
This place is getting snobby!
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Beer snobs!
Soda snobs!
And some of you are beginning to lie about "what you would hit..or not".
This place is getting snobby!
#1 and #2 are things you can't scrimp on. #3? Well, it depends on how much #1 I've had.
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Coke Zero in the can was straight fire son. Diet Mt. Dew has always been the best diet drink.
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Coke Zero in the can was straight fire son. Diet Mt. Dew has always been the best diet drink.
Yes. It's the only one that's palatable.
Out of respect for a concerned friend who gave up something she loved due to my concerns about her health, however, I have sworn off the "radioactive green cancer juice."
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Yes. It's the only one that's palatable.
Out of respect for a concerned friend who gave up something she loved due to my concerns about her health, however, I have sworn off the "radioactive green cancer juice."
I stopped drinking that also. It was good though!
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I stopped drinking that also. It was good though!
But what about Mr Pibb? And Fresca? Or maybe Tab?
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How about a Fresca?
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The only soda pop I'll drink now is about half a Diet Pepsi once every few weeks when I get a hankerin' to snap into a Slim Jim. Otherwise, I'll dilute some fine Kentucky burrbinz with DCP.
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How about a Fresca?
I like a Fresca. Mix it with some fresh squeezed grapefruit juice and I'm all over it!
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How about a Fresca?
Ohhh, Porterhouse!
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I like a Fresca. Mix it with some fresh squeezed grapefruit juice and I'm all over it!
Wait....Fresca isn't grapefruit juice?
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Wait....Fresca isn't grapefruit juice?
Not fresh squeezed. You should try it.
I've been wondering what type of alcohol would go good in it. Suggestions?
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Not fresh squeezed. You should try it.
I've been wondering what type of alcohol would go good in it. Suggestions?
rum
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Not fresh squeezed. You should try it.
I've been wondering what type of alcohol would go good in it. Suggestions?
Tito's vodka with a lime.
Or, Ruby Red Grapefruit vodka with Fresca and lime.
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Tito's vodka with a lime.
Or, Ruby Red Grapefruit vodka with Fresca and lime.
This man knows^^
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Tito's vodka with a lime.
Or, Ruby Red Grapefruit vodka with Fresca and lime.
See. Now we can agree on something. I have two unopened bottles of my buddy Tito at the house right now.
I have been trying different bloody Mary combinations. Titos is the winner so far.
I never drank BMs till I started traveling internationally. I have a hard time sleeping and a guy based in Dubai from the US for Coke, told me to try it with extra hot sauce. I like hot sauce so, yeah. It did the trick. Too much beer or wine and you have t get up too much.
Anyway, my boss drinks Titos so he got me started. Its a very smooth vodka.( I mean its no Chek Zero)
I'll have to try it in the grapefruit mix. Rum is just not my thing. It creeps up on you too slow.
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See. Now we can agree on something. I have two unopened bottles of my buddy Tito at the house right now.
I have been trying different bloody Mary combinations. Titos is the winner so far.
I never drank BMs till I started traveling internationally. I have a hard time sleeping and a guy based in Dubai from the US for Coke, told me to try it with extra hot sauce. I like hot sauce so, yeah. It did the trick. Too much beer or wine and you have t get up too much.
Anyway, my boss drinks Titos so he got me started. Its a very smooth vodka.( I mean its no Chek Zero)
I'll have to try it in the grapefruit mix. Rum is just not my thing. It creeps up on you too slow.
This man knows, too.^^
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Try Zing Zang mix for quickie Bloody Marys. It's kicked up spicy brother. Son of a gun. Wooooooooooooooooooo!!
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Try Zing Zang mix for quickie Bloody Marys. It's kicked up spicy brother. Son of a gun. Wooooooooooooooooooo!!
I just finished a bottle. Not that big of a fan. I like Mr and Mrs T. Add my own spices.
I'm trying tobasco mix next. Then V8 mix. I may go through them all before I choose.
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Zima with a watermelon Jolly Ranchers makes the panties drop....and it's nice.
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I just finished a bottle. Not that big of a fan. I like Mr and Mrs T. Add my own spices.
I'm trying tobasco mix next. Then V8 mix. I may go through them all before I choose.
I said quickie damn-it!
Nothing replaces the traditional mixes with fresh veggies, same as the standard kicker for a dozen raw.
Pity the Fool!
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Zima with a watermelon Jolly Ranchers makes the panties drop....and it's nice.
Nice and what?
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I just finished a bottle. Not that big of a fan. I like Mr and Mrs T. Add my own spices.
I'm trying tobasco mix next. Then V8 mix. I may go through them all before I choose.
I love the Zing it's the Zang that masses towards the end of the drink that's a bother, texturewise.
Maybe strain it.
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At least you guys aren't embarrassed to openly discuss your love for all of these gay drinks. More power to you cocksuckers.
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At least you guys aren't embarrassed to openly discuss your love for all of these gay drinks. More power to you cocksuckers.
Wiregrass knows what's up.
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Bullshit. I'll make you one that will have you crying.
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Tried one of these new cokes yesterday.
I have to disagree with K 100%. It's the first diet anything I've tasted that had no zing or weird aftertaste to it. Not quite the real thing but pretty damn close. I was surprised since I didn't expect much.
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Tried one of these new cokes yesterday.
I have to disagree with K 100%. It's the first diet anything I've tasted that had no zing or weird aftertaste to it. Not quite the real thing but pretty damn close. I was surprised since I didn't expect much.
Maybe I got a bad one.
But it sucked.
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Maybe I got a bad one.
But it sucked.
I think someone slipped you a Tab.
But seriously, mine was great. I bought one at the Pube Licks yesterday expecting it to be garbage.
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I think someone slipped you a Tab.
But seriously, mine was great. I bought one at the Pube Licks yesterday expecting it to be garbage.
Still ain't no Chek!
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Still ain't no Chek!
That's what I hear
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Tried one of these new cokes yesterday.
I have to disagree with K 100%. It's the first diet anything I've tasted that had no zing or weird aftertaste to it. Not quite the real thing but pretty damn close. I was surprised since I didn't expect much.
agreed.
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I tried it again.
Nope. I can't take them.
First time I tried it, I felt sick at my stomach the next day. Didn't connect one with the other.
Tried another one Wednesday. Spent most of yesterday feeling queasy and sick. Roiling gut cramps.
I'm blaming the fake Coke. It was the only thing I did differently from my normal routine.
Now. On to things I like.
Bai. Bai. Bai.
Bai coconut water tastes like licking suntan lotion that's perspired into sweet places. If you've never done that, you should. Even if you're a woman.
I love Bai Coconut.
(https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/554423/450.jpg)
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I tried it again.
Nope. I can't take them.
First time I tried it, I felt sick at my stomach the next day. Didn't connect one with the other.
Tried another one Wednesday. Spent most of yesterday feeling queasy and sick. Roiling gut cramps.
I'm blaming the fake Coke. It was the only thing I did differently from my normal routine.
Now. On to things I like.
Bai. Bai. Bai.
Bai coconut water tastes like licking suntan lotion that's perspired into sweet places. If you've never done that, you should. Even if you're a woman.
I love Bai Coconut.
(https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/554423/450.jpg)
No. No. No.
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Alright Bai coconut tongue in groove gets high marks.
Get ya some!
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I tried it again.
Nope. I can't take them.
First time I tried it, I felt sick at my stomach the next day. Didn't connect one with the other.
Tried another one Wednesday. Spent most of yesterday feeling queasy and sick. Roiling gut cramps.
I'm blaming the fake Coke. It was the only thing I did differently from my normal routine.
Now. On to things I like.
Bai. Bai. Bai.
Bai coconut water tastes like licking suntan lotion that's perspired into sweet places. If you've never done that, you should. Even if you're a woman.
I love Bai Coconut.
(https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/554423/450.jpg)
I buy Bai at Sams and put rum in them. It's tasty.
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I buy Bai at Sams and put rum in them. It's tasty.
Oh so you are up with coconut and an outright pumpkin bigot.
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Oh so you are up with coconut and an outright pumpkin bigot.
Well neither belong in beer, so.....
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Well neither belong in beer, so.....
Agree.
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Still no Chek drinkers?
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Still no Chek drinkers?
Nope. We pay the difference.
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Nope. We pay the difference.
So you pay extra for the new shitty drink instead of paying less for one that tastes like the old stuff?
OK.
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So you pay extra for the new shitty drink instead of paying less for one that tastes like the old stuff?
OK.
Making Piggly Wiggly great again.
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Making Piggly Wiggly great again.
Winn Dixie bitches!
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Still no Chek drinkers?
Black Cherry Chek right here.
Now Big K (Kroger's off brand) is some dank shit. Right up there with Dollar G's Clover Ass Valley brand.