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Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum / Re: 60
« Last post by wesfau2 on Today at 12:26:37 PM »
Incoming Auburn Guard, Tahaad Pettiford, dropped 60 a few days ago in the Aces Elite Classic, an All America High School game.

Ain't gonna' lie.  I got a little jizz on the tip.

I really like this roster and expect big things.
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by Snaggletiger on Today at 12:21:34 PM »
The truth is that you have nothing but feelings and Madcow milk to back you up. 

THAT’S why you depart.  Just admit it.

I think I would puke.
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Plainsman Park / Re: 2024 MLB Bitchin' & Moanin'
« Last post by Snaggletiger on Today at 12:19:07 PM »
A couple of observations.

Cubs and Cards hanging out around the .500 mark a little over 50 games in.  Braves sitting at 10 games over, but well behind the Phillies, who have gotten off to a scorching start.  Ronald Acuna Jr is gone for the season with his second ACL injury.  Already lost Spenser Strider for a year or two.

Ben Brown for the Cubs has downright filthy stuff.  He threw 7 innings of no hit ball last night, and I watched some of his outing against the Braves.  Just about unhittable.  Dud is 6'6".   
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by Kaos on Today at 12:17:11 PM »

I'm going to bow out.  This is going nowhere.

The truth is that you have nothing but feelings and Madcow milk to back you up. 

THAT’S why you depart.  Just admit it.
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Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum / 60
« Last post by Snaggletiger on Today at 12:05:57 PM »
Incoming Auburn Guard, Tahaad Pettiford, dropped 60 a few days ago in the Aces Elite Classic, an All America High School game.

Ain't gonna' lie.  I got a little jizz on the tip.
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on Today at 11:55:04 AM »
Most accurate statement made in the last 12 pages.
You deserve a bonus for this post. Since Godfather is dead from AIDS (the butt sex with an adolescent street boy kind) I grant you a plus 50. 100 is my max and 10 minimum so I think pretty highly of it.
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Broun Hall / Re: Shaq's Penis
« Last post by wesfau2 on Today at 11:51:58 AM »
Quality anecdote.
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Broun Hall / Shaq's Penis
« Last post by Snaggletiger on Today at 11:30:30 AM »
I came across a Tik Tok reel of Adam Sandler on Conan O'Brien's show from years ago.  He was talking about the filming of Grown Up's 2, and his time with Shaquille O'Neal. Chortles

We hung out with the Shaq, and we all played basketball a lot on the set. And Shaq's there, and we're like, 'let's play ball with Shaq.' So we play ball with Shaq, full-court, running up and down, Shaq is swatting shots on our face, we were like, "yes! I'm so happy." Then, comes this thing. We play basketball, gotta get back to the movie set, Shaq has to take a shower. So, everyone's like 'alright, we'll see you later, Shaq." In my head, I'm like, 'I gotta see Shaq's penis. I can't miss that opportunity.' Not a gay thing, you just gotta see that... He's showering away, everybody left and I'm like, 'alright, let me see that thing."


"I go back there, I see the shower, I kind of turn around backward and walk backward. I'm doing my routine, getting closer to the shower, and then I go around. His bodyguard was there. And his bodyguard is just so strong, and big, and like this thick neck, bald head, with this one eye looking at me. So I said, 'sorry, I was just trying to see Shaq's penis. Please, don't tell Shaq. This happened.'"

"I see Shaq later on the set, and I said, "Shaq, sorry about that before with your security guard, and he goes, 'I don't have a security guard, that was my dick.'"


Don't know if Sandler made that up, but I can totally see that from both of them.
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by War Damn Six on Today at 10:05:53 AM »
I'm going to bow out.  This is going nowhere.

Most accurate statement made in the last 12 pages. 
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The SGA / Re: What would it take?
« Last post by wesfau2 on Today at 09:48:18 AM »
It’s all manipulated.

No, it's not.

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Even the source of the “documents” is now in question.

No, they're not.  Not by anyone with any credibility.

I'm going to bow out.  This is going nowhere.
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