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Title: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:47:24 PM: For my birthday I received:

- A Playstation 3
- Grand Theft Auto 4
- Fallout 3

The only downside was she got a stomach ache from Leonardo's and sex presents were a no go.

But it didn't matter. I stayed up late playing PS3.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Jumbo on October 16, 2009, 07:05:32 AM: Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:47:24 PM
For my birthday I received:

- A Playstation 3
- Grand Theft Auto 4
- Fallout 3

The only downside was she got a stomach ache from Leonardo's and sex presents were a no go.

But it didn't matter. I stayed up late playing PS3.

Damn.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 10:39:11 AM: Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:47:24 PM
The only downside was she got a stomach ache from Leonardo's and sex presents were a no go.

Apparently I am missing what her stomach ache has to do with the multitude of other options?
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: ssgaufan on October 16, 2009, 12:21:27 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 10:39:11 AM
Apparently I am missing what her stomach ache has to do with the multitude of other options?

Really. Its not like you were going to fuck her bellybutton.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 12:41:59 PM: Quote from: ssgaufan on October 16, 2009, 12:21:27 PM
Really. Its not like you were going to fuck her bellybutton.

This man gets it......Of course there is also something to said for her not bothering you while gaming.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Godfather on October 16, 2009, 03:38:04 PM: Stomach Ache Translation = she had the shits.

You should have told her that would just lube up the hole for you. :gig: :gig:
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 16, 2009, 05:05:03 PM: Quote from: Godfather on October 16, 2009, 03:38:04 PM
Stomach Ache Translation = she had the shits.

You should have told her that would just lube up the hole for you. :gig: :gig:
Hooooot pocket!
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Jumbo on October 17, 2009, 07:13:16 AM: Quote from: Godfather on October 16, 2009, 03:38:04 PM
Stomach Ache Translation = she had the shits.

You should have told her that would just lube up the hole for you. :gig: :gig:
Dirty Dirty.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: AWK on October 19, 2009, 01:54:23 PM: That is commonly referred to as an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2009, 08:32:29 PM: Somebody's never heard of a Cleveland Steamer...
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Godfather on October 20, 2009, 09:11:02 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2009, 08:32:29 PM
Somebody's never heard of a Cleveland Steamer...
Much to messy, I prefer the hot pocket or a rusty trombone.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2009, 01:09:17 PM: I think we scared THS.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Jumbo on October 22, 2009, 02:33:18 PM: We have to get some folks playing online.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Godfather on October 22, 2009, 03:51:39 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on October 22, 2009, 02:33:18 PM
We have to get some folks playing online.
Hot Pocket? That might be tough.
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 22, 2009, 08:53:57 PM: Quote from: Godfather on October 22, 2009, 01:09:17 PM
I think we scared THS.

Scared me?!?

I've been spending all my free time eating hot pockets. Now that's a real treat!
Title: Re: Why my wife is better than yours
Post by: AWK on October 23, 2009, 12:32:56 AM: It's called the Alabama hot pocket.