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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on September 03, 2015, 10:47:04 PM
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Putcher general observations, gripes, kudos, bitches here....
Opening night. First game was UNC vs. USCe. Thought UNC should have killed them. Mistake after mistake. QB is experienced but made high school miscues. Refs sucked. Horrible. Bottom line...Sakerlina is not a factor at all.
TCU vs. Minnesota. First half similar to the previous game mentioned. If the Golden Loafers could get out of their own way...great game. Still tight at half.
Gawt damn, Vanderbilt sucks.
Let the games begin.
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It's obvious that Western Kentucky would go 1-7 in the SEC.
As hyped as I was for the season to begin, tonight was a boatload of meh to me. Family Guy reruns would have been better than this Vandy game.
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Meat Chicken goes down to the Utes and Gophers making a game of it only down by 7 with the 4th qtr to go
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Vandy's gonna have a rough time winning a game this year.
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Utes look pretty good. TCU starting slowly with starters out.
Minnesota has more talent than Michigan. Could be a really long season for Harbaugh.
Vandy can field a decent scout team defense for the rest of the league...little else.
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Heard that Nebraska suspended 5 players for the BYU game. Included Jonathon Rose. He was supposed to be a starting DB for the Cornholers. Hell, even Chizik told Rose not to come back.
Apparently, he's misunderstood.
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Pretty decent game going on between Baylor and SMU. 28-21 Baylor with 4 mins to go in the 1st half.
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smu about to tear Baylor a new one
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smu about to tear Baylor a new one
(http://www.jfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/O-rly001.jpg)
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Exact opposite
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Baylor is the new Oregon.
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Baylor is the new Oregon.
Yes these raging Baptist's are unstoppable and soooo fast BUT:
Got to have the old separate running storyline which is familiar to certain programs.
Baylor and Briles are going to have to defend their actions throughout the season.
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Yes these raging Baptist's are unstoppable and soooo fast BUT:
Got to have the old separate running storyline which is familiar to certain programs.
Baylor and Briles are going to have to defend their actions throughout the season.
What is that storyline? Seems like I remember some accusations but don't recall what you're referring to.
I thought Baylor looked pretty good for a first game but don't know that they look built to handle an SEC schedule. But obviously they don't have to. Advantage goes to teams like Baylor, Oregon and tOsu in that regard. Not saying all of these are like this but sometimes it seems like they face one tough team.
Win that one and stay healthy, then face a banged up SEC team in the playoff.
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What is that storyline? Seems like I remember some accusations but don't recall what you're referring to.
I thought Baylor looked pretty good for a first game but don't know that they look built to handle an SEC schedule. But obviously they don't have to. Advantage goes to teams like Baylor, Oregon and tOsu in that regard. Not saying all of these are like this but sometimes it seems like they face one tough team.
Win that one and stay healthy, then face a banged up SEC team in the playoff.
LSS as I understand it...DLineman faced rape charges at Boise, Petersen the then HC booted kid from team, NOT FROM SCHOOL. Transferred to Baylor. Briles claims Petersen didn't present the kid as a potential problem but what ensued is a coed/athlete being brutally raped (ok, allegedly) by the kid.
It's a case of responsibility/or lack, who owned up- what and when they knew it.
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I'm watching the OM / UT Martin game.
I figured out what happened to the old uniforms that we dropped off in the Goodwill box
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I'm watching the OM / UT Martin game.
I figured out what happened to the old uniforms that we dropped off in the Goodwill box
Imagery
The sunzabithes can't beat us so they scheduled somebody that used to look like us.
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Waiting on our kick-off. Pretty boring games for the early afternoon. NW up on Stanford and South Dakota State up on Kansas by ten. South Dakota state???????? :haha: :haha: :haha:
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Aggies up 7 on Arizona St.
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Badgers are getting skull fucked by the turds now. :facepalm:
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Henry is a damn beast.
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Henry is a damn beast.
That is basically bamas whole offense. Still, dem Badgers can't stop it
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Henry is a damn beast.
Did you not see our thread?
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Did you not see our thread?
No
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Holy cow, MSU is only up on Southern Ms 14-10 at the half.
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Some way too early to know for sure thoughts from this goat fucker's couch:
- Coker isn't as bad as last year, but he's better than Bateman. Some throws made me say WOW! and some made me say wow...... :sad:
- Henry and Drake are going to be hard to handle. Drake looks like nothing happened to him last year.
- Secondary is still suspect. Very suspect.
- I really like Kiffin as an OC.
- I don't know how I feel about the 2011 defense comparison. There is no lockdown corner. They still don't turn their heads and play the ball. The front 7 are pretty solid, but still don't generate much of a pass rush until you start bringing a corner in a blitz package. They were really good against the run, though.
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Glad we didn't play VT. Hokies playing inspired fooseball. Up 17-14 at half on #1 team.
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Cardale Jones has taken a beating on the read options plays tonight. I don't know that VT has the horses to hang all 4 quarters with tOSU, though.
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VT's starting QB is hurt and will not be returning. So, that's probably it for them.
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VT's starting QB is hurt and will not be returning. So, that's probably it for them.
Yep
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Losing the qb was too much to bear.
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Losing the qb was too much to bear.
Too bad they couldn't borrow one of the 17, Meyer has on the sideline.
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VT has the most putrid colors in the history of foosballz. However, I have to say that entrance was badass. The slow walk to the stadium from the field house. The players can see and hear the crowd, which was rocking. Then some Metallica to hit the field.
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Too bad they couldn't borrow one of the 17, Meyer has on the sideline.
I would take one of their receiver for our starting qb today.
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VT has the most putrid colors in the history of foosballz. However, I have to say that entrance was badass. The slow walk to the stadium from the field house. The players can see and hear the crowd, which was rocking. Then some Metallica to hit the field.
The really mean Turkey call over the loud speakers is :haha:
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So, who will the other two teams be in the playoffs? Obviously, Derrick Henry will be one. tOSU will be another. Look at what the Buckeyes are facing. How they'll make it though these first three unscathed is beyond me:
Hawaii
Northern Illinois
Western Michigan
But then they get into the meat of their schedule:
Indiana (Hoosiers had to stop an unexplicable 2 point conversion against Southern Illinois to win)
Maryland
Penn State (Oooohhh....and Temple sacks Hackenberg again)
Rutgers
After that murderer's row, if they're not too beat up, they come down the stretch with:
Minnesota
Illinois
Michigan State
Michigan
I'm not making fun of opening with VT. That's a legit OOC game for any team in the nation. And granted, it's not tOSU's fault the rest of their league is teh major suxxors. But damn it...name one game remaining on their schedule besides MSU that they won't legitimately be a double digit favorite in.
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When they showed Ohio State's schedule last night it really pissed me off, then Homer Herbstreit gets on to defend it. "Saying if they make it through that schedule with no losses they definitely deserve to be in the playoff". Listen Ohio State looks impressive and they are a great team, but the fact that they play no competition will have them in great shape for when they get to the playoffs.
The fact that they have that schedule though is a joke.
Looking at the AP rankings and schedule for the top 5....
1. Ohio state plays 1 ranked team (Michigan State #5)
2. TCU plays 2 ranked teams (Oklahoma #19, Baylor #4)
3. Bama plays 7 ranked teams (Wisconsin #20, Ole Miss #17, Georgia #9, Arkansas #18, Tennessee #25, LSU #14, Auburn #6)
4. Baylor plays 2 ranked teams (Oklahoma #19, TCU #2)
5. Michigan State plays 2 ranked teams (#7 Oregon, #1 Ohio State)
Out of the top 5, bama plays the same number of ranked teams as the other four teams COMBINED.....
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But damn it...name one game remaining on their schedule besides MSU that they won't legitimately be a double digit favorite in.
You just can't do it Norm. You cant eat 12 hot dogs in one sitting. It just can't be done. I don't know what I was thinking ordering 12 hot dogs.
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You just can't do it Norm. You cant eat 12 hot dogs in one sitting. It just can't be done. I don't know what I was thinking ordering 12 hot dogs.
If you were a hot dog and you were starving would you eat yourself?
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If you were a hot dog and you were starving would you eat yourself?
Hey, Kent!
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Hey, Kent!
It was a beautiful 9 lb boy named Tonzu.
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Hey, Kent!
I'm curious like a cat, I have a couple of friends that call me whiskers.
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I hope we play notre dame in the playoffs those irish catholic bastards have been dodging us since the terry Bowden days
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I hope we play notre dame in the playoffs those irish catholic bastards have been dodging us since the terry Bowden days
Where there's 4, there's a 5th.
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https://youtu.be/wh-wQPZMtjM
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https://youtu.be/wh-wQPZMtjM
I got a full on case of the yawns from that.
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We need a "hype" video for JSU? Fuck's sake.
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We need a "hype" video for JSU? Fuck's sake.
Was thinking the same. Who the hell needs a hype video for the Gamecocks. In-state rival, televised, day game. Is college gameday with espn supposed to be there?
No matter. JHS will rock! War Eagle guys!!
Woo Hooo!
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We need a "hype" video for JSU? Fuck's sake.
I'm thinking its more about the XL video screen home debut.
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http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2015/09/brandon_cox.html
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My impression so far:
Haven't we seen this movie before?
Texas A&M looks like world beaters with an impressive showing in an opening game against a team that was ranked but had questions.
Alabama goes to a neutral site and caveman bludgeons some team with its unstoppable rushing attack and the best defense since 1992.
Auburn sputters in its opener against a not-quite-ready-for-top-25 team that turns out to be a little better than people expected it to be. (Granted, this one can either be a win WSU or a loss GT, Clemson, USC...)
MSU farts around with some mid major but thinks it set the world on fire.
The rest of the SEC dinkles with high school teams and proclaims themselves contenders based on garbage stats.
Notre Dame is back in the Final Four mix after playing a game. Doesn't matter who, what or where. They played and didn't lose.
Oregon is fast.
Ohio State eats cupcakes. Every game on their schedule is like AU vs. Chattanooga.
The only surprise ending was perhaps Ole Miss, but not even sure that's a big twist. The totality of the beatdown delivered was a little surprising but they WERE playing UT Martin. And the Warhawks opened 2015 by gagging up 59 points to a terrible Kentucky team. Got the impression the Rebs were running up the score. And being dicks about it.
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My impression so far:
Haven't we seen this movie before?
Texas A&M looks like world beaters with an impressive showing in an opening game against a team that was ranked but had questions.
Alabama goes to a neutral site and caveman bludgeons some team with its unstoppable rushing attack and the best defense since 1992.
Auburn sputters in its opener against a not-quite-ready-for-top-25 team that turns out to be a little better than people expected it to be. (Granted, this one can either be a win WSU or a loss GT, Clemson, USC...)
MSU farts around with some mid major but thinks it set the world on fire.
The rest of the SEC dinkles with high school teams and proclaims themselves contenders based on garbage stats.
Notre Dame is back in the Final Four mix after playing a game. Doesn't matter who, what or where. They played and didn't lose.
Oregon is fast.
Ohio State eats cupcakes. Every game on their schedule is like AU vs. Chattanooga.
The only surprise ending was perhaps Ole Miss, but not even sure that's a big twist. The totality of the beatdown delivered was a little surprising but they WERE playing UT Martin. And the Warhawks opened 2015 by gagging up 59 points to a terrible Kentucky team. Got the impression the Rebs were running up the score. And being dicks about it.
yuuuup
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Don't sleep on Chattanooga. UTMartin was hugelu .overrated. Ohio State has an easier road now than they did in the 60s and 70s under Woody. Ole Piss has lacked a run game since Freeze arrived. Turd schedule is the toughest of all-time. Jury out on Chavous defense. I just hope A&M surprises everyone else but our team.
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Don't sleep on Chattanooga. UTMartin was hugelu .overrated. Ohio State has an easier road now than they did in the 60s and 70s under Woody. Ole Piss has lacked a run game since Freeze arrived. Turd schedule is the toughest of all-time. Jury out on Chavous defense. I just hope A&M surprises everyone else but our team.
Well yeah....Michigan and Penn State were actually pretty good back then. With those Schembechler and Paterno guys running the show. Their names sound familiar. They may have been ok coaches.
Never a fan of Woody. Always seemed certifable and classless to me. Much like the Bahr.
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Never a fan of Woody. Always seemed certifable and classless to me. Much like the Bahr.
He had a great upper cut though.
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He had a great upper cut though.
Woody's uppercut was hugelu .overrated.
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Well yeah....Michigan and Penn State were actually pretty good back then. With those Schembechler and Paterno guys running the show. Their names sound familiar. They may have been ok coaches.
Never a fan of Woody. Always seemed certifable and classless to me. Much like the Bahr.
Yeah well they all owned recruiting in their respective states just like ol Bahr. Same for Okie,Nebr.USC.
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Woody's uppercut was hugelu .overrated.
I thought it was more of a Clothes-line?
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You have to admire the man's tenacity. And if you punch a young whipper snapper in the throat in front of his momma and the world because he's on the other team, you got tenacity. Or, you're crazy as hell.
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You have to admire the man's tenacity. And if you punch a young whipper snapper in the throat in front of his momma and the world because he's on the other team, you got tenacity. Or, you're crazy as hell.
He hated tomatoes too?
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I thought it was more of a Clothes-line?
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/217945091_zpseoutrzzh.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/217945091_zpseoutrzzh.jpg.html)
Kind of a cross between an upper cut and a right hook.
The old bastard was nuts. He'd shove or swing at sideline reporters, cameramen, assistant coaches ... it didn't matter to him. He invented the DGAF lifestyle.
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Kind of a cross between an upper cut and a right hook.
The old bastard was nuts. He'd shove or swing at sideline reporters, cameramen, assistant coaches ... it didn't matter to him. He invented the DGAF lifestyle.
So you're saying he had a passion for life?
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So you're saying he had a passion for life?
He loved his job.
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I thought it was more of a Clothes-line?
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/217945091_zpseoutrzzh.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/217945091_zpseoutrzzh.jpg.html)
Thug Life
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I thought it was more of a Clothes-line?
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/217945091_zpseoutrzzh.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/217945091_zpseoutrzzh.jpg.html)
Thug Life
Better form than a certain #5.
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I'm thinking its more about the XL video screen home debut.
Hey wes, this seems to back up my thoughts on the hype video. Admin is stoked about the new video board.
http://auburn.247sports.com/Bolt/Auburn-AD-posts-letter-to-fans-39339352
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Looks like Arkansas is having an Auburn type day.
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Hogs lose to Toledo. woopig isn't gonna be happy.
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Hogs lose to Toledo. woopig isn't gonna be happy.
Yea, we won. :taunt: Please tell me we didn't roll TC?
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Yea, we won. :taunt: Please tell me we didn't roll TC?
Well, I wasn't there so I couldn't tell ya, but.....I'm sure there were a couple rolls thrown.
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Well, I wasn't there so I couldn't tell ya, but.....I'm sure there were a couple rolls thrown.
Were they intercepted?
Sorry, if JJ can't work it against Jstate, then lets see what somebody else can do?
Is gus and JJ sandbagging? guess we will see next weekend.
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Kentucky up on SC 14-7
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Vols busting the Sooners up pretty good so far.
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Gators struggling with ECU 10-7
Sooners pulled within 7.
KY up 24-7
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What a wierd ass weekend of football. OU/ TN in double OT.
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Vols lose
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Sorry, if JJ can't work it against Jstate, then lets see what somebody else can do?
Good point. And that's what scares me. Lsu will eat his lunch unless he magically unscrews himself in 6 days time.
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In case you're watching, the Cincy/Memphis game is pretty good. Hayden Moore is a kid right here from Clay/Chalkville playing for Tubberville
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In case you're watching, the Cincy/Memphis game is pretty good. Hayden Moore is a kid right here from Clay/Chalkville playing for Tubberville
If we were watching we would know the case, and if we weren't... Ahhh, I can't make the Raising Arizona quote work.
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In case you're watching, the Cincy/Memphis game is pretty good. Hayden Moore is a kid right here from Clay/Chalkville playing for Tubberville
Pretty good? Yeah, I would say if you like scoring. Over 10 lead changes. Moore kid from Clay comes in to fill in for injured Gunner Kiel (used to be at ND and actually committed to LSU)--freshman Moore lit Memphis up for approx. 557 yds and 4 or 5 TD's. read the stats, amazing for a freshman.
Granted it was Memphis but kid looks sharp. Makes me wonder how Lash and Gus missed him.
Hate that Tubs lost a close one. Cincy or Mem would beat the AU of the first 3 games. They don't have much of a d either.
Eddie Gran (our RB coach from Tubs era) is Cincy OC. Their O appears to be Gus'. I'm sleepy as a result but it was a great game.
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If we were watching we would know the case, and if we weren't... Ahhh, I can't make the Raising Arizona quote work.
Funny guy.
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In case you're watching, the Cincy/Memphis game is pretty good. Hayden Moore is a kid right here from Clay/Chalkville playing for Tubberville
Caught some of the game, I saw were Cinnci had run like 50 plays somewhere into the 3rd Qtr. That's more that Tubs ran some games here. :facepalm:
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Pretty good? Yeah, I would say if you like scoring. Over 10 lead changes. Moore kid from Clay comes in to fill in for injured Gunner Kiel (used to be at ND and actually committed to LSU)--freshman Moore lit Memphis up for approx. 557 yds and 4 or 5 TD's. read the stats, amazing for a freshman.
Granted it was Memphis but kid looks sharp. Makes me wonder how Lash and Gus missed him.
Hate that Tubs lost a close one. Cincy or Mem would beat the AU of the first 3 games. They don't have much of a d either.
Eddie Gran (our RB coach from Tubs era) is Cincy OC. Their O appears to be Gus'. I'm sleepy as a result but it was a great game.
It was kind of strange seeing Tubbs and Gran running this type of offense along with having almost no defense.
Moore was overlooked by everyone but Cincy. He had other offers but no D1 offers really. There is a kid at Clay now that is damn good too but fits more of the running QB type. I don't think he has the accuracy as Moore but he isn't too shabby. Point is, he only has one offer and that is to Mizzou. None from the in-state schools. All this kid has done is win beat top ranked teams from around the country, win the 6A championship of which will probably do the same this year, and lead the team to a #9 national ranking.
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Caught some of the game, I saw were Cinnci had run like 50 plays somewhere into the 3rd Qtr. That's more that Tubs ran some games here. :facepalm:
I swear I thought the same thing. It was like, who the hell is this guy and who would of thunk Gran would be sumbitch calling the plays.
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Watched most of the game, if White can look half as good as Moore I like our chances.
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Watched most of the game, if White can look half as good as Moore I like our chances.
For real. This would be a pleasant surprise. Snags would jizz himself.
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Watched most of the game, if White can look half as good as Moore I like our chances.
Their second rate high school offense is no match for ours.
We bonafied...or at least we were.
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3rd and 5? 3 yard pass route. Fuck this season.
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3rd and 5? 3 yard pass route. Fuck this season.
They seemed hellbent on est. the pass for some reason.
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Ala last drive v. Ole Miss, Bama elects to throw with plenty of time to run it before half.
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for those that care cbs has us ending up in the Birmingham bowl against cincy and tubs idk who in the hell they have us beating to get there
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Even though our beloved AU is going through some suckage right now....and all our players are disgruntled and transferring out...this season, outside of AU, is pretty damn entertaining so far. Can't recall one that's changed so much from week to week as far as perceptions go.
tOSU is clearly #1 and they play no-freakin'-body until the end of the year. Sleep walk through the season. After Auburn-esque performances against N. Illinois and Indiana, are they still #1? They had 3 Heisman winning QB's. Week 6? They've got QB issues. Big ones.
Bama is clearly a playoff team. All they need is a "game manager" at QB. Enter Ole Miss. Exit Ole Miss. We suck. We need a QB. We've got no secondary. Kiffin must go. The dynasty is over. Enter the unwashed in Athens. Exit the unwashed. Coker for Heisman. The dynasty continues. Joey Freshwater for President in 2016.
Oregon is just so fast. Utah is just so much faster. What was that score? About 59-3? Exit Oregon stage left.
The Black Bears slap the tahd around for the second year in a row. Clearly the class of the West. Playoffs baby. Chad Kelley got swag, bitch. We here to sta....CHOMP!!!! Damn it, we're still Ole Miss.
Biggest game in the last 20 years for Arizona. Game Day on campus. Get loud. Bring on the Bruins. Enter UCLA. Exit Arizona stage right. UCLA is the darling of college football. Hot shot freshman QB. We told you the PAC 15 was loaded. They runnin' the table. Enter the Sun Devils. Exit UCLA stage left.
Florida is 1-0. Yeah, but we looked shitty. Muschamp destroyed the program. Hey..2-0. Whatever, we squeaked by. Damn you, Will. 3-0. Got by Kentucky on the road. Yeah, but it's Kentucky. We have no offensive linemen. Curse you Muschamp. Took down Rocky Top for a 4-0 record. They should have blown us out. They had us down and Butch Jones skull fucked his own team. Ole Miss will skull fuck us. Thanks Will. Enter Ole Miss. Exit Ole Miss. We are LOOOOOAADED baby. 5 deep at every position including long snapper. McUlweiney for Corch of the Year.
Seriously can't wait to see what it looks like in 4-5 more weeks.
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Even though our beloved AU is going through some suckage right now....and all our players are disgruntled and transferring out...this season, outside of AU, is pretty damn entertaining so far. Can't recall one that's changed so much from week to week as far as perceptions go.
tOSU is clearly #1 and they play no-freakin'-body until the end of the year. Sleep walk through the season. After Auburn-esque performances against N. Illinois and Indiana, are they still #1? They had 3 Heisman winning QB's. Week 6? They've got QB issues. Big ones.
Bama is clearly a playoff team. All they need is a "game manager" at QB. Enter Ole Miss. Exit Ole Miss. We suck. We need a QB. We've got no secondary. Kiffin must go. The dynasty is over. Enter the unwashed in Athens. Exit the unwashed. Coker for Heisman. The dynasty continues. Joey Freshwater for President in 2016.
Oregon is just so fast. Utah is just so much faster. What was that score? About 59-3? Exit Oregon stage left.
The Black Bears slap the tahd around for the second year in a row. Clearly the class of the West. Playoffs baby. Chad Kelley got swag, bitch. We here to sta....CHOMP!!!! Damn it, we're still Ole Miss.
Biggest game in the last 20 years for Arizona. Game Day on campus. Get loud. Bring on the Bruins. Enter UCLA. Exit Arizona stage right. UCLA is the darling of college football. Hot shot freshman QB. We told you the PAC 15 was loaded. They runnin' the table. Enter the Sun Devils. Exit UCLA stage left.
Florida is 1-0. Yeah, but we looked shitty. Muschamp destroyed the program. Hey..2-0. Whatever, we squeaked by. Damn you, Will. 3-0. Got by Kentucky on the road. Yeah, but it's Kentucky. We have no offensive linemen. Curse you Muschamp. Took down Rocky Top for a 4-0 record. They should have blown us out. They had us down and Butch Jones skull fucked his own team. Ole Miss will skull fuck us. Thanks Will. Enter Ole Miss. Exit Ole Miss. We are LOOOOOAADED baby. 5 deep at every position including long snapper. McUlweiney for Corch of the Year.
Seriously can't wait to see what it looks like in 4-5 more weeks.
I can't wait for us to win a conference game.
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I can't wait for us to win a conference game.
That's the spirit. Go team!!!
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That's the spirit. Go team!!!
Hey it's a start. We gonna win it all in 2017 or '18.
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Even though our beloved AU is going through some suckage right now....and all our players are disgruntled and transferring out...this season, outside of AU, is pretty damn entertaining so far. Can't recall one that's changed so much from week to week as far as perceptions go.
tOSU is clearly #1 and they play no-freakin'-body until the end of the year. Sleep walk through the season. After Auburn-esque performances against N. Illinois and Indiana, are they still #1? They had 3 Heisman winning QB's. Week 6? They've got QB issues. Big ones.
Bama is clearly a playoff team. All they need is a "game manager" at QB. Enter Ole Miss. Exit Ole Miss. We suck. We need a QB. We've got no secondary. Kiffin must go. The dynasty is over. Enter the unwashed in Athens. Exit the unwashed. Coker for Heisman. The dynasty continues. Joey Freshwater for President in 2016.
Oregon is just so fast. Utah is just so much faster. What was that score? About 59-3? Exit Oregon stage left.
The Black Bears slap the tahd around for the second year in a row. Clearly the class of the West. Playoffs baby. Chad Kelley got swag, bitch. We here to sta....CHOMP!!!! Damn it, we're still Ole Miss.
Biggest game in the last 20 years for Arizona. Game Day on campus. Get loud. Bring on the Bruins. Enter UCLA. Exit Arizona stage right. UCLA is the darling of college football. Hot shot freshman QB. We told you the PAC 15 was loaded. They runnin' the table. Enter the Sun Devils. Exit UCLA stage left.
Florida is 1-0. Yeah, but we looked shitty. Muschamp destroyed the program. Hey..2-0. Whatever, we squeaked by. Damn you, Will. 3-0. Got by Kentucky on the road. Yeah, but it's Kentucky. We have no offensive linemen. Curse you Muschamp. Took down Rocky Top for a 4-0 record. They should have blown us out. They had us down and Butch Jones skull fucked his own team. Ole Miss will skull fuck us. Thanks Will. Enter Ole Miss. Exit Ole Miss. We are LOOOOOAADED baby. 5 deep at every position including long snapper. McUlweiney for Corch of the Year.
Seriously can't wait to see what it looks like in 4-5 more weeks.
People need to really have their heads examined with the "Muschamp/Florida analysis". He "destroyed" Florida in the same way Dye "destroyed" Auburn in 91 and 92. WM built a good foundation at UF. He had a major clean up job ahead of him from what Meyer left. Think near Chizik level dysfunction in the lockerroom the last year of Meyer. Will cleaned that up and built a solid foundation. McElwain is great with QBs and thats all UF was missing last year. Enter McElwain this year who makes Grier serviceable..and this is what you see now. WM was really only a good QB away from having a decent team last year and the year before.
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Frigging Big Game Bob just screwed me over in the BFTC.
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Frigging Big Game Bob just screwed me over in the BFTC.
Trusting Stoops is like trusting BJ Betty to be true.
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Anybody see Nick Chubbs injury?
https://youtu.be/yOw3y-dMdoo
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Anybody see Nick Chubbs injury?
https://youtu.be/yOw3y-dMdoo
Just didn't have any stability on that boundary landing and it gave way with the contact. Not as gruesome looking as some so maybe it will be an easier mend.
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Frigging Big Game Bob just screwed me over in the BFTC.
Anyone that knows anything took Texas, just so you know.
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Anyone that knows anything took Texas, just so you know.
I put too much stock in the fire blazing away in the Longhorn dumpster.
Saint Richt jobbed me, too.
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I put too much stock in the fire blazing away in the Longhorn dumpster.
Saint Richt jobbed me, too.
You are not alone friend. But I hope I miss on Bama game too. That would ease a lot of pain.
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K State is up on TCU by 18
The Vols beat Dawgs
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You are not alone friend. But I hope I miss on Bama game too. That would ease a lot of pain.
Your Labrador picking games for you now?
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Your Labrador picking games for you now?
One thing about it. I lose just like I win. With humility.
I have way too much class than to get on here and boast when I'm on top of the world, which is the norm. But when those valleys come and I rassle with those angels, I keep it to myself.
I'm the strong silent type. Sure, I can kick anyone's ass on here but I control my smack talk.
You won't see me making fun of the plethora of loosers.
That's just me though. You guys make fun all you want.
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One thing about it. I lose just like I win. With humility.
I have way too much class than to get on here and boast when I'm on top of the world, which is the norm. But when those valleys come and I rassle with those angels, I keep it to myself.
I'm the strong silent type. Sure, I can kick anyone's ass on here but I control my smack talk.
You won't see me making fun of the plethora of loosers.
That's just me though. You guys make fun all you want.
Thanks for the heads up. Duly noted. How'd the dog do btw?
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Thanks for the heads up. Duly noted. How'd the dog do btw?
Not so well.
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I'm petitioning to forget this week ever happened. I need signatures.
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I'm petitioning to forget this week ever happened. I need signatures.
In.
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In.
Seconded! All those in favor?
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I'm petitioning to forget this week ever happened. I need signatures.
Just tell me where to sign.
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TCU won in OT...Wooohoooo, go Horny Toads!!!!!
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In case anyone hasn't noticed, Kyle Allen made Jeremy Johnson look like Tom Frickin' Brady today. 3...count em'...THREE pick 6's and several more throws that should have been picked, including the first throw of the game. Yes, Bama was playing pretty good D but he was throwing it into triple coverage numerous times and his last throw a few minutes ago, just made 105 thousand Faggies :facepalm:
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Michigan's punter going full on tard ranks right up there with the biggest fluke/choke losses evah. I turned to another game thinking, "Good, they got dis". Saw the score scroll across with MSU winning.
Wutchu talkin' bout Willis?
I keep waiting for 4-Net to have a game where he looks human. 180 yards against what looks like a damn good defense to me. Florida didn't shy away from him at all. They will flat out skroke you. But, he truly is a beast with moves and plenty of speed. I guess the one "negative" thing I can point to is I noticed in the AU game, he never stayed in for more the 3 plays at a time. I chalked that up to it being 175 degrees on the field. But I noticed he always does it. Last night, he'd get a couple of carries and head to the sideline and take a knee like he had just carried it 12 straight times. I guess if he's averaging about 200 a game...I can live with it. Take a blow big guy.
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Egg all over yo face Michigan media (http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/local-news-delivers-entire-report-on-michigan-beating-m-1737161749?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow)
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And in the most riveting, heart-stopping, action packed game of the college football season to date......
Georgia beats Mizzou: 3 field goals to 2 field goals.
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What was the score?
3-2. Can't you read?
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Real Madrid was victorious.
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And in the most riveting, heart-stopping, action packed game of the college football season to date......
Georgia beats Mizzou: 3 field goals to 2 field goals.
Second time this year that MU has been involved in a 9-6 game, they beat UCONN by the same score earlier this year.
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In other college football news, Auburn vs. Ole Miss is now set for Halloween Day at......
11:00 a.m.
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In other college football news, Auburn vs. Ole Miss is now set for Halloween Day at......
11:00 a.m.
Damn. So we get two weeks in a row of the early bird game. Great.
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In other college football news, Auburn vs. Ole Miss is now set for Halloween Day at......
11:00 a.m.
Kind of figured that. Most dads can go to the game and go home and get plowed and hand out candy to little Johnny and Jamie.
How many kids in bama dress like little nicky?
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Kind of figured that. Most dads can go to the game and go home and get plowed and hand out candy to little Johnny and Jamie.
How many kids in bama dress like little nicky?
None. He doesn't allow it.
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None. He doesn't allow it.
I got to believe that their dads/brothers make them wear something of Crimson color?
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I got to believe that their dads/brothers make them wear something of Crimson color?
Well yeah. Just don't try and imitate Lord Saybinz. He hath forbid it.
Speaking of costumes, this company opens up one of those huge Halloween stores every year here. Probably the same in most places. We went in yesterday and while looking at costumes, found the perfect one. It's a Bruce Jenner outfit, complete with red U.S.A. tank top, blue short shorts, gold medal and a wig that looks like his his/her hair when he/she started growing it long and styling it like a woman. I roflcopter'd
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Well yeah. Just don't try and imitate Lord Saybinz. He hath forbid it.
Speaking of costumes, this company opens up one of those huge Halloween stores every year here. Probably the same in most places. We went in yesterday and while looking at costumes, found the perfect one. It's a Bruce Jenner outfit, complete with red U.S.A. tank top, blue short shorts, gold medal and a wig that looks like his his/her hair when he/she started growing it long and styling it like a woman. I roflcopter'd
Most of them are taller anyway.
We got those mega stores here too, have costumes from around $25.00 to I saw one that was over $500.00.
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(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/12105962_10103298189114441_617014340004600265_n1_zps5zawvcbv.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/12105962_10103298189114441_617014340004600265_n1_zps5zawvcbv.jpg.html)