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Title: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: jmar on April 22, 2024, 07:44:43 AM
Happy Birthday K!


Ninety- three is it?
There is some slight confusion about your true age but that's to be expected among the elderly.


Many happy returns of the day old boy.
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: Snakebite on April 22, 2024, 08:08:21 AM
To K 🍻. Happy day of birth!
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2024, 08:38:51 AM
Gracias!
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 22, 2024, 10:13:08 AM
Happy birthday.  May your cheeseburger be tomato free.
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: CCTAU on April 22, 2024, 11:26:53 AM
At our age, we do not have birthdays. We only have yearly status updates.

Happy status update day.
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2024, 11:31:53 AM
Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years? 
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: jmar on April 22, 2024, 03:22:19 PM
Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

In a diaper no less.
That's some shonuff recall right there.
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: War Damn Six on April 22, 2024, 03:52:20 PM
Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years?

Thanks, Joe with the “that’s the truth” disclaimer. 

Eat all the bacon you want. 

And no, no one would pay for any content on OnlyFans.
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: War Damn Six on April 22, 2024, 03:53:48 PM
Complete transparency.   

Kaos is 61 today.  That’s the truth.  I was six months old when JFK died and swear I remember the funeral.   

I didn’t have enough bacon to make a 6 and 1 on my breakfast plate but like Walter White I wonder if a six-month foray into the meth business would net me a million dollar nest egg… or, if like Drea de Mateo I could make more in 15 minutes on OnlyFans than I have in the last five years?

Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals? 
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: CCTAU on April 22, 2024, 04:24:55 PM
Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals?

It was a beautiful sunny day. I heard there was a big BBQ on the grassy knoll...
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: jmar on April 22, 2024, 04:25:57 PM
Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals? 
Search me. Did they use chopsticks?
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: War Damn Six on April 22, 2024, 04:36:46 PM
Search me. Did they use chopsticks?

Have they not seen the fork?
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: jmar on April 22, 2024, 04:50:44 PM
Have they not seen the fork?
We both know it was in the road, plain as the nose on your face.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 22, 2024, 08:06:45 PM
I emailed you some nudes for your birthday. Not of me. Most of them aren’t. I hope you will enjoy.
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2024, 10:26:31 PM
Do you remember how JFK was eaten by cannibals?

I do actually.

They came out of the same alley where I’d whooped Froot Loop.  He was a bad man, Jack.
Title: Re: Birthday Boy 🥳
Post by: War Damn Six on April 23, 2024, 09:47:53 AM
I do actually.

They came out of the same alley where I’d whooped Froot Loop.  He was a bad man, Jack.

Chortle.