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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Godfather on August 15, 2012, 09:16:28 AM
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Our latest new members and lurkers.
Couple of things to get you climaxed acclimated.
We don't do much for moderation around here. We really only have two rules no nudity and no racism. We have no ban list, except spam. If you are curious how we deal with annoying bammers I suggest you read this (http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=10089.0). Everything else is pretty much fair game.
We have no problem criticizing coaches and players, because this is the real world and these are adult people. It also allows us to have adult conversations on who Mitch Cumstein was.
Some of you will make it some of you will not, we are ok with that. This is a fraternity over here. If you are a dick we are gonna tell you, and it may not be nicely. We have a language filter, for those that are pussies and want it on at work. We are adults, if you don't like language leave the filter on. Otherwise you can go to your profile >> Look and layout
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Place a check next to leave words uncensored.
That's all I got. Try to keep up. We like Movie Quotes, stay away from VV and please present your dogs to Jumbo.
War Eagle!
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Yeah, fuck you all.
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The nekkid pics (Of women) part is only loosely followed. Some are allowed. I am the nekkid pic moderator so please PM to me any you wish to post so that I can make a determination as to whether or not they are suitable for viewing. All nekkid pics of men should be sent to VV.
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All nekkid pics of men should be sent to VV.
Only if there is more than 1 man in the pic.
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Welcome, post often, prayers sent and choke on a bag of dicks infested with teh goat AIDS. <3
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I hate all of you. That is all.
Oh, and War Damn Eagle!
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Welcome, post often, prayers sent and choke on a bag of dicks infested with teh goat AIDS. <3
He speaks for all of us
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Welcome, post often, prayers sent and choke on a bag of dicks infested with teh goat AIDS. <3
You use your mouth purtier than a $20 whore.
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He speaks for all of us
Shit, he was being nice.
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One more thing, I only have 5 kids not 417 like most here think. Although, I do have super sperm that
has been government tested and said to have some sort of super human capabilities. So, if you're looking
to add to the size of your families, bring me your wifes. I can get it done.
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Say, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like gladiator movies?
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One last point of order...
If Buzz asks you if you want to see a dead baby bird...the answer is no.
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One last point of order...
If Buzz asks you if you want to see a dead baby bird...the answer is no.
Damn you...spoiling the surprise.
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Damn you...spoiling the surprise.
This is not lean on me.
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Damn you...spoiling the surprise.
Do you really think it was gonna be a surprise in any event?
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Welcome, post often, prayers sent and choke on a bag of dicks infested with teh goat AIDS. <3
^^This
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Do any of yawl have keen cars?
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Do any of yawl have keen cars?
Don't you go getting all jealous of other keen rides.
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Don't you go getting all jealous of other keen rides.
I have to judge the competition. Can't be out keened. :facepalm:
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You're all cordially invited to go fuck a wasp nest.
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You're all cordially invited to go fuck a wasp nest.
I LOLed at the visual of fucking a wasp nest.
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I LOLed at the visual of fucking a wasp nest.
I grimaced in pain and felt a low, burning pain in my testicles when I pictured fucking a wasp nest.
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I grimaced in pain and felt a low, burning pain in my testicles when I pictured fucking a wasp nest.
Why must we continually take shots at Snaggle...it is wrong.
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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
Uh oh, somebody is not gonna like that...
What do you think about long snappers?
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Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
From afar...
when you are changing.
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Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
Do you have any goats?
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crab claws and dino eggs are frowned upon.
don't forget to stop by :hop:
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Must admit the quote function owns me..
Long snappers- Nice asses
Goats- Been pimping them to bammers since my Eclectic days. My business card below.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0fad05a266/goat-sex
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Forgot I had this. Terrence Cody my best customer.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b083b3af7c/i-humped-a-goat
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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
I can spot an ass kissing, knob slobber a mile away!
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I can spot an ass kissing, knob slobber a mile away!
Yep....you got the "tater"
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Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product.
As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shitastic taste in mixed drinks.
I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".
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As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shitastic taste in mixed drinks.
I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".
Pussy > mixed drinks any day of the week.
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Pussy > mixed drinks any day of the week.
What he said...
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What he said...
X2
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X2
Yes... yes we are all well aware. It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.
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Yes... yes we are all well aware. It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.
It doesn't hurt to have an imagination.
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Yes... yes we are all well aware. It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.
But enough about marriage...
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It doesn't hurt to have an imagination.
or a fleshlite.
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Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
You may just make it around here......
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Another word of warning...all you newbies better listen the fuck up...If you present yourself as an Auburn fan, but you're eventually outed as being an inbred, retarded, goat fuckin bammer...you will be raped over the coals, tarred, feathered & you'll eventually go crying back to whatever cesspool of a message board that you call home (like woolly wool al, or whatever the fuck it's called).
That being said, welcome mutha fuckas. I hope you stick around because it's all fun and games in this place...even when someone gets hurt (that's when the real entertainment begins).
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You fuckers are slowing the site down for me. Now piss off.
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Another word of warning...all you newbies better listen the fuck up...If you present yourself as an Auburn fan, but you're eventually outed as being an inbred, retarded, goat fuckin bammer...you will be raped over the coals, tarred, feathered & you'll eventually go crying back to whatever cesspool of a message board that you call home (like woolly wool al, or whatever the fuck it's called).
That being said, welcome mutha fuckas. I hope you stick around because it's all fun and games in this place...even when someone gets hurt (that's when the real entertainment begins).
Cue the Birmingham thread......
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Cue the Birmingham thread......
That was cued on post one of this thread.
dumbass.
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That was cued on post one of this thread.
dumbass.
Yeah, but was totally relevant to Prowler's post.
And how do you remember this shit without going back and reading everytime? Memory of gold I tell ya.
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And how do you remember this shit without going back and reading everytime? Memory of gold I tell ya.
I can't remember my name or age half the time but I'm all over shit that has no consequence in the real world.
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I can't remember my name or age half the time but I'm all over shit that has no consequence in the real world.
What is this thread about again?
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As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shitastic taste in mixed drinks.
I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".
I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.
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I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.
Come again?
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Come again?
If he sits to pee, then he probably doesn't get to cum that often.
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I stand corrected. However I sit to pee.
your Avatar is gay and is not keen, (at all)
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your Avatar is gay.
I don't know about ghey, but it certainly isn't keen.
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I don't know about ghey, but it certainly isn't keen.
There can only be one.
(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj37/aerok2n/KEENONESTAYLAMUTANTE.jpg)
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http://youtu.be/Dg7X5_K7LhE
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What ever happened to Logan Adams? I meant to ask if there was any relation to my all-time favorite Adams; the man they called Grizzly. Fuck John Wayne. Grizzly Adams was ten times the man John Wayne was. I loved every one of his movies. He was a man's man, by God, and not in one of those new age Brokeback Mountain kind of ways. John Wayne's forte was killing Indians and Mexicans, and he was damn good at it. But seriously, who hasn't killed a Indian or Mexican. You know what sets Grizzly Adams apart from the rest? He befriended a goddamn grizzly bear. Name another motherfucker that's done that.
That being said, welcome Logan Young. Post often.
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You know what sets Grizzly Adams apart from the rest? He befriended a goddamn grizzly bear. Name another motherfucker that's done that.
I know a guy who befriended a buffalo and punched a cougar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E)
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What ever happened to Logan Adams?
welcome Logan Young. Post often.
Watch out for salads and stairs.
Prayers sent.
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Watch out for salads and stairs.
Prayers sent.
Well I'll be a monkeys red-assed uncle. I clanged the dunk right off the rim.
Nice catch.
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Watch out for salads and stairs.
Are you ready for some salads and stairs?
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Are you ready for some salads and stairs?
As long as they are tossed and you have to walk away after.
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So, have 99% of the newbs already left?
Why the fuck would anyone want to leave this message board after they've seen all of the other ones out there. This board is the mutha fuckin BOMB!!! Ain't another out there like it.
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Recently found the board while surfing google for wallpapers or something. Damn glad to be here.
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Recently found the board while surfing google for wallpapers or something. Damn glad to be here.
Go suck your head
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Recently found the board while surfing google for wallpapers or something. Damn glad to be here.
There are no lollipop and unicorn wallpapers here. Fuck off.
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Have a lovelly time here. One....Post.....At....A....Time. Prayers sent. Post often. Leave em' alone, they're just kids. Watch your warn meter.
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Have a lovelly time here. One....Post.....At....A....Time. Prayers sent. Post often. Leave em' alone, they're just kids. Watch your warn meter.
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Not one mention of the Creed
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Yeah, I think I'll go find another spot, one with less trolls
Grow up posers
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Yeah, I think I'll go find another spot, one with less trolls
Grow up posers
Wow that was quick, thin skin anyone?
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Wow that was quick, thin skin anyone?
I'm not sure anyone told him about the fisting and Jumbo. Maybe he felt slighted?
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I'm not sure anyone told him about the fisting and Jumbo. Maybe he felt slighted?
Do people still use the word posers?
Hang Ten everybody!
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Do people still use the word posers?
Hang Ten everybody!
Gnarly, dude!
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Gnarly, dude!
Gag him with a spoon......or a cock.
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Gag him with a spoon......or a cock.
Like....Totally!
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Do people still use the word posers?
Hang Ten everybody!
Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
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Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
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All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
This is American History. I see the globe right there.
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This is American History. I see the globe right there.
What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too!
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Someone called Samuellaw has joined but hasn't posted or reported to Jumbo. Get on it people. They ain't paying us by the hour.
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Someone called Samuellaw has joined but hasn't posted or reported to Jumbo. Get on it people. They ain't paying us by the hour.
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This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle
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This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle
Get fucked.
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Get fucked.
But post often.
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Jumbo, get his dog. Prayers sent.
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This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle
Have fun, post often, and watch out for VV
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Have fun, post often, and watch out for VV
Already callin' dibs, huh? Prison rules, I applaud the gusto.
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This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose.
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This place would grow if you guys would be a bit nicer to the new people. (Especially any new wimmins)
And stop running off epic posters like Chizad...JS
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This place would grow if you guys would be a bit nicer to the new people. (Especially any new wimmins)
And stop running off epic posters like Chizad...JS
I blame your blatant racism.
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I blame your blatant racism.
and hating of teh gheys.
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This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle
Welcome! I've temporarily granted you free access to the server but I'm going to need to get your credit card number. There is no charge but we need it in order to comply with government regulations in the Homeland Security Act. We don't like this but it will be stored in a safe location.
Just PM me. What's your limit?
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That southern drawl of yours automatically screams ghey hating racist to our new posters.
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That southern drawl of yours automatically screams ghey hating racist to our new posters.
If I hate racist what does that make me?
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If I hate racist what does that make me?
ghey. Definitely ghey
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If I hate racist what does that make me?
IDK... a racist bigot?
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If I hate racist what does that make me?
Not able to speak the engrish language?
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Not able to speak the engrish language?
bLame thats opelkia edumcation. THey only taught us farmin.
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Not able to speak the engrish language?
That sounds like you're makin' fun of the Chinks.
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That sounds like you're makin' fun of the Chinks.
Like a suit of armor?
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Hey, check the shout box. Looks like we may have to welcome a new member
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Hey, check the shout box. Looks like we may have to welcome a new member
What kind of name is Chizad anyways? Sounds like some gay 90s lingo.
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What's crackalackin, Chizad?
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If I hate racist what does that make me?
A bama fan
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A bama fan
:fu:
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What's crackalackin, Chizad?
still sounds like a better username than bigbird or farmerbrown
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Glad to be here. I am in a Madden Mobile league with Godfather. He told me about this site.
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Glad to be here. I am in a Madden Mobile league with Godfather. He told me about this site.
Godfather??? I thought we banned that sorry bastard after the much publicized kindergarten party incident. Is he still lurking around here?
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Godfather??? I thought we banned that sorry bastard after the much publicized kindergarten party incident. Is he still lurking around here?
He comes around being a smart ass er' once in a while.
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Glad to be here. I am in a Madden Mobile league with Godfather. He told me about this site.
Welcome new friend
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Welcome new friend
Mmm...factory air.
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Glad to be here. I am in a Madden Mobile league with Godfather. He told me about this site.
Welcome. Always nice to have breaths of fresh air. Never been to Oregon. Tell me, is the steers and queers thing true?
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Glad to be here. I am in a Madden Mobile league with Godfather. He told me about this site.
I hear there quit a but of "quacks" in Oregon.
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Glad to be here. I am in a Madden Mobile league with Godfather. He told me about this site.
hey asshole...just an FYI...i'm the PNW/Leftcoast representative around here.
stand in line.
anyhoo...welcome.
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hey asshole...just an FYI...i'm the PNW/Leftcoast representative around here.
stand in line.
anyhoo...welcome.
Competition breeds innovation
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Godfather??? I thought we banned that sorry bastard after the much publicized kindergarten party incident. Is he still lurking around here?
I think you must have Oregon confusedo with Arkansas.
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Glad I'm not alone up here. Although it feels like it sometime.
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Glad I'm not alone up here. Although it feels like it sometime.
A volleyball makes a nice companion. Worked for Forrest Gump.
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A volleyball makes a nice companion. Worked for Forrest Gump.
:haha:
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Glad to have some new blood. Now...entertain me.
DANCE MONKEY!
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Glad to have some new blood. Now...entertain me.
DANCE MONKEY!
It's true...everyone gets tired of the same old assholes.
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It's true...everyone gets tired of the same old assholes.
Pity softball on Monday morning?
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It's true...everyone gets tired of the same old assholes.
After a while, hating Dallas and making fun of Bf just gets...well, boring.
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Pity softball on Monday morning?
Is it wrong to want a bleached tight starfish every now and again?
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Is it wrong to want a bleached tight starfish every now and again?
I don't wanna be right.
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Welcome new friend
New friends ruined the fantasy football draft. :facepalm:
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No new additions since the site update. Maybe we should have one of those membership drives or a car wash.
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No new additions since the site update. Maybe we should have one of those membership drives or a car wash.
Bake sale is where it's at, son.
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No new additions since the site update. Maybe we should have one of those membership drives or a car wash.
I like the car wash idea. Gives me the change to show off my sweet man boobs.
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Where's the meet up for the membership drive?