All of this infuriates me.   But worse? 

Two lane is going to narrow to one in a construction zone.  Signs begin warning of the merge two miles out.  Everybody gets over in an orderly fashion, but here comes dipwad flying up in the lane that's about to be closed and then trying to force his way into the line. 

Over the years I've blocked both lanes when I merge in.  I straddle the middle line and am almost willing to sacrifice my truck to prevent them from getting past me. 

Under no circumstances is somebody in the merging lane trying to get over at the point of merge going to get in front of me.  I will literally touch the bumper of the car in front of me so there is no sliver of daylight whatsoever.   You can get behind me, but you are NOT getting in here. No way, no how.

I despise anyone ahead of me who allows these morons into the lane.

Related to the idiots going slow on highways.....

When you see a cop, do you - SLAM the brakes (like a moron) or let off the gas slightly (if needed)? I do the latter. Although I use Waze and usually get pretty accurate heads up on cops.

Here is my rub with the brake slammers....they are almost ALWAYS going 70-72 anyway.....you are going the speed limit on most major interstates. There is ZERO need to slam your brakes to get down to 54 in a 70. That cop is more than likely looking for people excessively speeding (85 and over).

You think the cop is gonna come give you some good citizen award or some shit for doing that?? It's actually a danger to do it in heavy traffic.

When you finally get around said slow person, do you crane your neck in an effort to see what kind of sub-human creature is in control of that vehicle, causing you so much pain and anguish?  Invariably, it's an 80 year old lady, with a death grip on that wheel with the 10 and 2.

I don't know about the Wendy's but Wiregrass will meet you at the Waffle House in Daleville if you wanna fight.