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Title: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: Kaos on November 15, 2023, 10:35:52 AM
Trying.   It's a takeoff on the whole HGTV- Joanna Gaines-type phenomenon.   Emma Stone and some really nerdy weirdo guy play husband and wife reality stars who are trying to find their niche and are making some kind of funky eco-focused home-flipping show.  They say stupid things like "while affordability is declining, opportunities are rising" and then blurt out worthless word salads that say nothing and mean less. And they do it all with the same saccharin phoniness that permeates everything from Pioneer Woman to the Gaines.

Emma's decision to forego makeup, stay out of the sun to the point that she's almost albino translucent, and color her eyebrows dark makes her incredibly hard to look at.  I can never make up my mind on her, but she looks BAD in this. 

Not sure I can get past that aspect of it.

Not sure where this is going, I've only watched part of one episode, though. 

EDITED:  Nevermind.  I'm out.  I don't need to see some dude's miniscule dick to know he's taking a piss.  Show's over.  No additional interest.  Some of you, though, might be into that. 
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: GH2001 on November 15, 2023, 02:18:44 PM
I don't need to see some dude's miniscule dick to know he's taking a piss.  Show's over.  No additional interest.  Some of you, though, might be into that.

Well shit man, now we're all curious.

Has to be a prosthetic right? WT and Snags are the some of the rare few who actually have micropenis. I can't imagine an actor with it would flaunt that like those guys attempt to.
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: Kaos on November 15, 2023, 02:22:12 PM
Well shit man, now we're all curious.

Has to be a prosthetic right? WT and Snags are the some of the rare few who actually have micropenis. I can't imagine an actor with it would flaunt that like those guys attempt to.

Apparently it's a "clever plot point."   


I don't care.
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: The Six on November 15, 2023, 02:34:57 PM
Apparently it's a "clever plot point."   


I don't care.

I'm confused. Is the dude's microschlong the reason Emma isn't getting enough sun or did he just whip it out and whiz as part of a scene because it "adds to the authenticity" of the story?
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 15, 2023, 04:29:20 PM
Did someone say penis?
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: GH2001 on November 15, 2023, 06:34:12 PM
Did someone say penis?

In your case, micro. Yes.
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: chinook on November 15, 2023, 10:37:27 PM
chirp. chirp.
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: Kaos on November 15, 2023, 11:14:01 PM
I'm confused. Is the dude's microschlong the reason Emma isn't getting enough sun or did he just whip it out and whiz as part of a scene because it "adds to the authenticity" of the story?

Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: The Six on November 16, 2023, 08:24:10 AM
Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

 :sad: :puke:
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: GH2001 on November 16, 2023, 08:41:43 AM
Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

You have Snags' attention.
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: Snakebite on November 16, 2023, 09:02:27 AM
Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

So the audience essentially gets a golden shower from what appears to be a worry wart on screen?  That sounds like pretty good comedy to me.
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 16, 2023, 12:07:59 PM
Scene transitions and the next scene opens with a full screen shot of a small wiener spraying piss almost directly at the screen.

You get this on a streaming service?
Title: Re: Trying to watch Cursed
Post by: GH2001 on November 16, 2023, 01:26:29 PM
You get this on a streaming service?

+ interested

+ following