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Haley Center Basement / Re: Hey Fat Asses
« Last post by WiregrassTiger on Today at 05:45:30 PM »Outbound from Bham to Glendale in January of 2011 with a certain purloiner of headwear. The plane is fully boarded and the flight attendant starts walking down the aisle, making eye contact. Cool, upgrade city, baby!In defense of the flight attendant, she (or he) was making an assumption that if you were normal height you’d be 185 x 2.
"Would you mind taking a later flight?"
"Say what, now?"
"We're slightly overweight and the manifest shows that you're flying alone, so we thought we'd offer you a voucher to take a later flight."
"A: the lady in the seat next to me will need the same accommodation; and B: I'm not svelte, but if my (then) 185 lb ass is going to make or break this thing getting off the ground, we have MUCH bigger issues."