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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau on December 19, 2007, 04:31:41 PM
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A quick browse through the member list reveals a poster with a most titillating name.
To maintain the integrity of this forum and ensure that your account is not fraudulent, I'm going to need you to send me photographic evidence confirming the veracity of your screen name.
I like lace...so something lacy and revealing will work.
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"Here's tonight's Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor, Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee."
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"Here's tonight's Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor, Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee."
Can't sneak anything past you, can we?
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"Here's tonight's Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor, Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee."
I'm kind of a big deal.
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Leave my friend alone, she will speak when I let her out of my room.
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Leave my friend alone, she will speak when I let her out of my room.
Having acknowledged that you are her keeper, you have also let us know that you have the power to provide said confirmation. So...do it. Sharpish.
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She ought to get a kick out of this shit.
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Leave my friend alone, she will speak when I let her out of my room.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
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She ought to get a kick out of this shit.
It be funny if you had no idea who this was and just thought you did, but really I invited your mom.
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It be funny if you had no idea who this was and just thought you did, but really I invited your mom.
My mom Doesn't bother herself with message boards. Your mom and mine have that webcam business on lock, stop playing dumb. And no, I don't no who she is, but I could take a pretty accurate guess.
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"Given me the nickname" eh? Thats pretty impressive to claim to give someone a nickname when youre not even sure who they are...and...Ive had these beautiful breasts for quite some time. So dear, I can assure you, you were not the first to ever call me TitsMcGee.
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"Given me the nickname" eh? Thats pretty impressive to claim to give someone a nickname when youre not even sure who they are...and...Ive had these beautiful breasts for quite some time. So dear, I can assure you, you were not the first to ever call me TitsMcGee.
Welcome! By all means, keep busting AWK's balls. This shit is pure gold.
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"Given me the nickname" eh? Thats pretty impressive to claim to give someone a nickname when youre not even sure who they are...and...Ive had these beautiful breasts for quite some time. So dear, I can assure you, you were not the first to ever call me TitsMcGee.
Easy, Hot Stuff. I didn't see anyone claim to bestow that name upon you. Now make with the photos.
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"Given me the nickname" eh? Thats pretty impressive to claim to give someone a nickname when youre not even sure who they are...and...Ive had these beautiful breasts for quite some time. So dear, I can assure you, you were not the first to ever call me TitsMcGee.
I can post a picture if you like. :tits:
But I wouldn't do that because I love ya.
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Wouldnt do that because you love me or wouldnt do that because you not only dont have any pictures of me...but you also dont really know who this is?
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Well, this board is finally getting interesting. It's about time we had a woman's touch around here...instead of these testosterone filled fucktards.
Now, you just ignore those immature little dweebs and send me those photos. As co-moderator, administrator or some such shit as that, I feel I'm best to judge your qualifications and confirm your acceptance to this board.
All shit aside, welcome Tits
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I know you want to brush teeth for a living... :hug:
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Well, this board is finally getting interesting. It's about time we had a woman's touch around here...instead of these testosterone filled fucktards.
Excuse me, asshole. I guess you missed the memo about my presence on this board. Just because my set of titanium balls that I keep in a nice leather case are bigger that your own pathetic set doesn't mean I am not all woman. Or maybe you failed to notice a woman's touch because this woman - or any sane woman - wouldn't touch you with ten feet of anything. Either way, fuck you - not really...
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Excuse me, asshole. I guess you missed the memo about my presence on this board. Just because my set of titanium balls that I keep in a nice leather case are bigger that your own pathetic set doesn't mean I am not all woman. Or maybe you failed to notice a woman's touch because this woman - or any sane woman - wouldn't touch you with ten feet of anything. Either way, fuck you - not really...
Might I say you are quite stunning...
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Excuse me, asshole. I guess you missed the memo about my presence on this board. Just because my set of titanium balls that I keep in a nice leather case are bigger that your own pathetic set doesn't mean I am not all woman. Or maybe you failed to notice a woman's touch because this woman - or any sane woman - wouldn't touch you with ten feet of anything. Either way, fuck you - not really...
Snap!
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Excuse me, asshole. I guess you missed the memo about my presence on this board. Just because my set of titanium balls that I keep in a nice leather case are bigger that your own pathetic set doesn't mean I am not all woman. Or maybe you failed to notice a woman's touch because this woman - or any sane woman - wouldn't touch you with ten feet of anything. Either way, fuck you - not really...
You had me at leather and womans touch.
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Kneel before the goddess, y'all.
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She had me at titanium balls.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Wait...hear that? Crickets chirping. A gay thread hijack and no wailing or gnashing of teeth.
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Wait...hear that? Crickets chirping. A gay thread hijack and no wailing or gnashing of teeth.
Kinda refreshing knowing that those "men" from the other site with sand in their clit don't have a horse in the race over here... no?
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Kinda refreshing knowing that those "men" from the other site with sand in their clit don't have a horse in the race over here... no?
Honey, if you think one can get sand in one's clit, then I really feel bad for your GF. The clitoris itself is a small self-contained object with no openings. You can have sand around it, on it, or even next to it, but you can't have anything "in" it. You would think that a man whose career choice involved trying to hit large objects with bombs from long range would be able to score a direct hit on a small target in a confined space.
And no, I will not draw anyone any pictures.
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Thats funny, I always thought a woman's clit was located in a Man's wallet...or her throat.
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Honey, if you think one can get sand in one's clit, then I really feel bad for your GF. The clitoris itself is a small self-contained object with no openings. You can have sand around it, on it, or even next to it, but you can't have anything "in" it. You would think that a man whose career choice involved trying to hit large objects with bombs from long range would be able to score a direct hit on a small target in a confined space.
And no, I will not draw anyone any pictures.
Damn, Cap'n. You may have thought you heard incoming mortar fire, but that was actually just a distant Zzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiinggg from across the pond.
Clitoris 101 class is now dismissed.
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Honey, if you think one can get sand in one's clit, then I really feel bad for your GF. The clitoris itself is a small self-contained object with no openings. You can have sand around it, on it, or even next to it, but you can't have anything "in" it. You would think that a man whose career choice involved trying to hit large objects with bombs from long range would be able to score a direct hit on a small target in a confined space.
And no, I will not draw anyone any pictures.
It's called an "expression." I'm sure you've heard of it. Now, back to the kitchen.
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It's called an "expression." I'm sure you've heard of it. Now, back to the kitchen.
It's not an expression - you made a mistake. Quit trying to cover up your appalling lack of knowledge about the female anatomy with a feeble attempt at reasserting your manhood. I'll get back to the kitchen, but only to get a paring knife - a meat cleaver would be overkill for a package the size of yours.
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:popcorn:
I already committed my faux pas. I'll just sit back and watch the festivities from afar. Better get some Enzyte there Cap'n Bob.
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I'm just glad she is ignoring me.
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It's not an expression - you made a mistake. Quit trying to cover up your appalling lack of knowledge about the female anatomy with a feeble attempt at reasserting your manhood. I'll get back to the kitchen, but only to get a paring knife - a meat cleaver would be overkill for a package the size of yours.
You've been talking to tigger again, haven't you? What a fucking bitch.
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haha :bag:
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I'm just glad she is ignoring me.
I'm not ignoring you - I just discounted anything you might say on the subject as a waste of my time. Anything you might know about a woman's clit would be just hearsay anyway.
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:pwnd: