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Man Found Dead Inside Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer
Police in Texas are investigating the death of a 26-year-old man who investigators believe perished inside an industrial fortune cookie dough mixer.
Authorities say that the unnamed man was operating the machine on Sunday when another worker at the Wonton Food company in Houston discovered his body inside the mixer, KHOU reports.
An autopsy will be performed by the Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences.
According to Houston Press:
Wonton, which has a huge factory in New York and others around the country, is actually known as one of the leading providers of fortune cookies around the world. It also makes other Asian food under the Golden Bowl brand.
No foul play is suspected.
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I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer at work.
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I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer at work.
and your skirt took the tin snips to your balls.
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and your skirt took the tin snips to your balls.
No, the punch line is....and we both got fired.
And it was a butcher knife, not tin snips Mr. Smarty McSmartpants
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No, the punch line is....and we both got fired.
And it was a butcher knife, not tin snips Mr. Smarty McSmartpants
Butcher knife? That's a bit of overkill. I heard it was a paring knife. Fit the right tool to the job at hand...
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Butcher knife? That's a bit of overkill. I heard it was a paring knife. Fit the right tool to the job at hand...
I heard olive fork.
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Sling Blade
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Sling Blade
Some folks call it a "kaiser blade."
Mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm.
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Some folks call it a "kaiser blade."
Mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm.
Ever think of killing yourself on purpose like my daddy done?
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Butcher knife? That's a bit of overkill. I heard it was a paring knife. Fit the right tool to the job at hand...
A hand...job?