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Title: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: wesfau2 on July 31, 2008, 03:14:34 PM
Can football get here any slower? 

We're covering asshole DII players who can't make an NFL roster and psuedo-professional football in Pratt-fucking-ville.

Where's the Tylenol?
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2008, 03:27:36 PM
I'm with ya' brother.  Spent the entire day in Auburn yesterday.  (Dog injury issues and using the Vet School)  Had several hours to kill and thoroughly toured the campus, saw a bunch of players walking around the athletic facilities etc.

I was so pumped, I begged my wife to blow me right then and there.  Naturally, she didn't.  She never does.  You know, I just can't seem to get that woman to.....

Oh, uummm sorry.  Hurry up football.
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: stewiegriffin on July 31, 2008, 05:38:51 PM
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 31, 2008, 03:27:36 PM
I'm with ya' brother.  Spent the entire day in Auburn yesterday.  (Dog injury issues and using the Vet School)  Had several hours to kill and thoroughly toured the campus, saw a bunch of players walking around the athletic facilities etc.

I was so pumped, I begged my wife to blow me right then and there.  Naturally, she didn't.  She never does.  You know, I just can't seem to get that woman to.....

Oh, uummm sorry.  Hurry up football.


I think I would trade her in on a model that would be a little more uh...... accommodating.
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: Rancid Milk on July 31, 2008, 06:58:28 PM
I'm a glass half-full kinda guy...in about 6 hours (your time zone may vary), you can say that football season starts THIS month.

July has dragged some serious ass, though...seems like it's been about 50 days long.
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: Jumbo on August 01, 2008, 04:09:07 AM
Quote from: Rancid Milk on July 31, 2008, 06:58:28 PM
I'm a glass half-full kinda guy...in about 6 hours (your time zone may vary), you can say that football season starts THIS month.

July has dragged some serious ass, though...seems like it's been about 50 days long.
You must not work, or live check to check!
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: Jumbo on August 01, 2008, 04:10:20 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 31, 2008, 03:14:34 PM
Can football get here any slower? 

We're covering asshole DII players who can't make an NFL roster and psuedo-professional football in Pratt-fucking-ville.

Where's the Tylenol?
I looked at the D2 player article thinking there was a joke in there somewhere. But Dad I'm Jesus Christ!
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: AUChizad on August 01, 2008, 09:19:46 AM
Thread finally delivers.
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Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: JohnDeere on August 01, 2008, 09:49:24 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 31, 2008, 03:14:34 PM
Can football get here any slower? 

We're covering asshole DII players who can't make an NFL roster and psuedo-professional football in Pratt-fucking-ville.

Where's the Tylenol?

Quote
I looked at the D2 player article thinking there was a joke in there somewhere. But Dad I'm Jesus Christ! 

Football is football.
I guess this isn't a hard core football forum.

Losers.
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: Saniflush on August 01, 2008, 10:04:56 AM
Quote from: JohnDeere on August 01, 2008, 09:49:24 AM
Football is football.
I guess this isn't a hard core football forum.

Losers.

I would interpret that as a call out.
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: wesfau2 on August 01, 2008, 10:39:48 AM
Quote from: JohnDeere on August 01, 2008, 09:49:24 AM
Football is football.
I guess this isn't a hard core football forum.

Losers.

I love football.  There were exactly three football related names/subjects that I could identify in that whole shitstain of a story: Jets, Mangini and Musa Smith.
Title: Re: Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick
Post by: Saniflush on August 01, 2008, 10:41:37 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 01, 2008, 10:39:48 AM
I love football.  There were exactly three football related names/subjects that I could identify in that whole shitstain of a story: Jets, Mangini and Musa Smith.

I am not sure what the Jets do is considered football?  I would call it two just to be safe.