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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: AWK on May 02, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
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"We cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, she opposes a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blond with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"
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Is there a contest here?"
No... :clap:
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Beer and tits get my vote any day.
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The biggest battle that war hero is facing today is squeezing turds out of that 71 year old asshole of his.
This is the worst election EVAR.
The She-Bitch vs. The Mentee of God-Damn-America. The winner gets to face Liver Spots.
WHEE!
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"We cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, she opposes a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blond with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"
I like your analytical thinking...Brevity is indeed the soul of wit.