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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: War Eagle!!! on November 03, 2009, 02:04:39 PM

Title: Would you rather?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 03, 2009, 02:04:39 PM
Would you take a loss to Furman to ensure a victory over Alabama?

I know it doesn't work like that and one doesn't mean the other yada yada yada...but if you were gauranteed right now that Auburn would beat Alabama if they lost to Furman, would you do it?

Which would you take? Discuss...

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: RWS on November 03, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
Would you take a loss to Furman to ensure a victory over Alabama?

I know it doesn't work like that and one doesn't mean the other yada yada yada...but if you were gauranteed right now that Auburn would beat Alabama if they lost to Furman, would you do it?

Which would you take? Discuss...


People can understand losing to the #3 team in the country. People can't understand an SEC team losing to Furman (or ULM).
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 03, 2009, 02:08:59 PM
Hell yes.  I would do damn near anything to ensure a win over those inbred fuckers.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: djsimp on November 03, 2009, 02:13:24 PM
I would rather beat who am suppose to beat and still have a chance to beat those that are a test ahead of us.
Technically, you said nothing about losing to Bama; just guaranteed a win. So, that still means we would have the possibility of beating the bammers w/o the sorry ass loss to a team not even in D1.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Saniflush on November 03, 2009, 02:13:45 PM
Negative.  
One does not sell ones soul to insure the beating of the soulless.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 03, 2009, 02:15:08 PM
Negative.  
One does not sell ones soul to insure the beating of the soulless.
I don't know anyone that went to Furman.  Hell, I don't even know where Furman is.  I will suffer no recrimination if we lose to Furman. Six months later, no one will remember or care. 

But a win over bammer is forever.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Saniflush on November 03, 2009, 02:18:14 PM
I don't know anyone that went to Furman.  Hell, I don't even know where Furman is.  I will suffer no recrimination if we lose to Furman. Six months later, no one will remember or care. 

But a win over bammer is forever.

Furman is a VERY good school in Greenville, SC. 

I will remember it and so would every UA fan just as we all remember ULM.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 03, 2009, 02:27:35 PM
Negative. 
One does not sell ones soul to insure the beating of the soulless.

Agreed! 
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 03, 2009, 02:47:10 PM
Under the current circumstances, I'd be okay with losing to Alabama if we look prepared, and beating Furman would be part of that.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: AUChizad on November 03, 2009, 02:49:15 PM
Under the current situation? Hell yeah.

A chance to ruin their NC chances with a weak Auburn team that was all but counted out? If uat had lost to LAMonroe and them still beat us, we wouldn't have much to crow about that year...

Are you kidding me? The choice is obvious to me.

If the choice was go 11-1 and lose to bammer or 1-11 and beat them, now that makes it more difficult, and I'd have to go with 11-1.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 03, 2009, 03:33:33 PM
Under the current situation? Hell yeah.

A chance to ruin their NC chances with a weak Auburn team that was all but counted out? If uat had lost to LAMonroe and them still beat us, we wouldn't have much to crow about that year...

Are you kidding me? The choice is obvious to me.

If the choice was go 11-1 and lose to bammer or 1-11 and beat them, now that makes it more difficult, and I'd have to go with 11-1.
Egg-zactly.  Any opportunity to fuck them up is worth it to me.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: djsimp on November 03, 2009, 03:44:26 PM
Godfather, I have posted.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: ibelonginprison on November 03, 2009, 03:57:47 PM
I don't know anyone that went to Furman.  Hell, I don't even know where Furman is.  I will suffer no recrimination if we lose to Furman. Six months later, no one will remember or care. 

But a win over bammer is forever.

^^
What the whip lady said.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: djsimp on November 03, 2009, 04:03:28 PM
The question was a guaranteed win vs with a guaranteed loss. I'll take my chances that we win against Bama anyway.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 03, 2009, 04:05:47 PM
I guarantee I'll gloat if Auburn wins.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Argo on November 03, 2009, 04:30:49 PM
I guarantee I'll gloat if Auburn wins.

I guarantee that I'll slap the hell out of a female if Auburn wins.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: djsimp on November 03, 2009, 04:32:42 PM
I guarantee that I'll slap the hell out of a female if Auburn wins.

repeat violator?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: AUsweetheart on November 03, 2009, 04:35:00 PM
repeat violator?

Only to his sisters....maybe a cousin or two.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 03, 2009, 04:44:14 PM
Only to his sisters....maybe a cousin or two.
Same thing.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: djsimp on November 03, 2009, 04:49:24 PM
Thats how they do it up there in North Alabama.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: jadennis on November 03, 2009, 05:21:15 PM
I would do it if we also humiliated Georgia and beat Alabama with no excuses (no tipped passes intercepted and returned for TDs...no Alabama fumbling at the 2 after driving 90 yards.  No punt return for a TD).  I would do it if we flat out beat them.  Beat them on the field physically...beat them in the box score, and beat them on the score board.  Only for such a pure, good ole fashioned ass woopin' would I take the Furman loss.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Godfather on November 03, 2009, 05:27:15 PM
I would di it if we also humiliated Georgia and beat Alabama with no excuses (no tipped passes intercepted and returned for TDs...no Alabama fumbling at the 2 after driving 90 yards.  No punt return for a TD.  I would do it if we flat out beat them.  Beat them on the firld physically...beat them in the box score, and beat them on the score voard.  Only for such a pure, good ole fashioned ass woopin would I take the Furnan loss.
Have you been celebrating early?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: boartitz on November 03, 2009, 05:28:36 PM
Have you been celebrating early?
He's been watervoarded.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Argo on November 03, 2009, 05:33:06 PM
Damn.  Being attacked on two fronts now. 
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Kaos on November 03, 2009, 06:14:00 PM
Would you take a loss to Furman to ensure a victory over Alabama?

I know it doesn't work like that and one doesn't mean the other yada yada yada...but if you were gauranteed right now that Auburn would beat Alabama if they lost to Furman, would you do it?

Which would you take? Discuss...



Lose to Furman and beat their ass.

Would make it even funnier in the whole "haha, you fucks you're not even as good as Furman" way. 

I'd take it today.  Right now. 
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Kaos on November 03, 2009, 06:14:53 PM
I don't know anyone that went to Furman.  Hell, I don't even know where Furman is.  I will suffer no recrimination if we lose to Furman. Six months later, no one will remember or care. 

But a win over bammer is forever.

Just wait until Thursday.  I will have a very funny Auburn/Furman tie-in. 

Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 03, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
Would you take a loss to Furman to ensure a victory over Alabama?

I know it doesn't work like that and one doesn't mean the other yada yada yada...but if you were gauranteed right now that Auburn would beat Alabama if they lost to Furman, would you do it?

Which would you take? Discuss...



In a heartbeat. I'd rather see us B!#ch Slap Bamer.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: jadennis on November 04, 2009, 12:19:11 PM
Have you been celebrating early?

I was typing on my phone while waiting in the doctor's office to see if I have the swine.  My wife had it a couple weeks ago and we have a two year old, so I was playing it safe to make sure I don't have it.  And I don't...just the standard annoying sinus/throat crud.

They called my name right after I started the post so I was finishing it as I was walking down the hall to my next, smaller waiting room. 



Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: GH2001 on November 04, 2009, 01:59:53 PM
I would di it if we also humiliated Georgia and beat Alabama with no excuses (no tipped passes intercepted and returned for TDs...no Alabama fumbling at the 2 after driving 90 yards.  No punt return for a TD).  I would do it if we flat out beat them.  Beat them on the field physically...beat them in the box score, and beat them on the score board.  Only for such a pure, good ole fashioned ass woopin' would I take the Furman loss.

Nice JA. My only complaint is that you didn't share any of your tonic with the rest of us.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: GH2001 on November 04, 2009, 04:04:20 PM
Just wait until Thursday.  I will have a very funny Auburn/Furman tie-in.  





I bet they call you whiskers because you're curious as a cat....and FURRY. Post the damned article already numb nuts.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Kaos on November 04, 2009, 05:22:49 PM


I bet they call you whiskers because you're curious as a cat....and FURRY. Post the damned article already numb nuts.

I haven't written it yet.

Preview article comes on Thursday. I have pieces of it written in my head but I won't start putting it down until Thursday some time.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: boartitz on November 04, 2009, 06:37:37 PM
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Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: GH2001 on November 05, 2009, 10:14:58 AM
I haven't written it yet.

Preview article comes on Thursday. I have pieces of it written in my head but I won't start putting it down until Thursday some time.

You gonna let Scarbo and Goldberg one up you?
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: Kaos on November 06, 2009, 04:15:27 AM
You gonna let Scarbo and Goldberg one up you?


If they want.  It's done now.
Title: Re: Would you rather?
Post by: GH2001 on November 06, 2009, 09:34:39 AM

If they want.  It's done now.

Messin with ya. Good read.....had no idea about Victoria.