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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Kaos on May 17, 2023, 09:45:14 AM
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Keep PlutoTV running in the background most days while I work. Seen a lot of Cheers and Star Trek lately.
Sam Malone and James Tiberius Kirk have a lot in common. Woman walks into the room, sees him and the vagina immediately begins to water.
Started wondering whether it's better to be Sam or Jim.
Sam's a former Red Sox pitcher which is a plus. Hangs around the bar which tends to provide an unlimited supply of skeeze. But the ones he wants most (Diane and Rebecca) he has to constantly fight for.
Kirk breezes from planet to planet, laying the Tiberius to women of all colors, stripes and hues. On the ship, there's a steady supply of ensigns, interns, nurses if he wants them. But he typically smacks the hottest from whatever planet they're near and then leaves them behind as he jets to the next. The big drawback there is he's regularly in mortal peril, sometimes from the very women he's space probing.
So who would you rather be? Barfly Sam or Spaceman Jim? Maybe there's another I'm missing.
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Yeah, I'm going Sammy here. No Klingons trying to off you. Never have to worry if Scotty is going to give you enough power for the deflector shields to hold up. And you don't have to put up with that humorless, pointy eared fuck, Spock.
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I know both of these characters are based on true stories but sometimes I get the feeling they are acting.
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Yeah, I'm going Sammy here. No Klingons trying to off you. Never have to worry if Scotty is going to give you enough power for the deflector shields to hold up. And you don't have to put up with that humorless, pointy eared fuck, Spock.
You sure?
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You sure?
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He con take anymore. He's gonna' bleeeewww.
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McCoy wasn't doing too bad either.
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Her ass was hanging completely out of that little skimpy uni. I'm around her much, they're calling me Bones too.
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Yeah, I'm going Sammy here. No Klingons trying to off you. Never have to worry if Scotty is going to give you enough power for the deflector shields to hold up. And you don't have to put up with that humorless, pointy eared fuck, Spock.
All the ladies secretly loved Spock. He was double the pleasure in each cave of treasure. Hence, "The Spocker".
Edit: Pointy ears does make him super gay though. Can’t contradict a post from months ago.
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What about Thomas Magnum? Between saving gorgeous women from kidnappers and giving out mustache rides, the guy has it all. Plus, he's in Hawaii. That has to count for something.
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What about Thomas Magnum? Between saving gorgeous women from kidnappers and giving out mustache rides, the guy has it all. Plus, he's in Hawaii. That has to count for something.
I thought about him and Sonny Crockett, too. Maybe I'm mis-remembering, but they didn't get the same quantity as Jim or Sam.
Sonny did tap into some rich veins, though. Sheena Easton? I'd ride her morning train.
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I thought about him and Sonny Crockett, too. Maybe I'm mis-remembering, but they didn't get the same quantity as Jim or Sam.
Sonny did tap into some rich veins, though. Sheena Easton? I'd ride her morning train.
I'd lick her sugar walls.
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those guys are all rookies.
signed. bond, james bond.
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those guys are all rookies.
signed. bond, james bond.
Yes any Bond version was head and shoulders above those aforementioned ladies men.[size=78%] [/size]
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Kirk. On earth, you seen one, you seen’em all.
In space…
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Kirk. On earth, you seen one, you seen’em all.
In space…
No one can hear you scream
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Kirk. On earth, you seen one, you seen’em all.
In space…
No. I haven't seen em' all. I want to see all of them.
Well, maybe not all of them. But most of them.