Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on December 11, 2013, 08:40:06 AM
-
to have a bowel movement, after his second cup of decaffeinated coffee at 5:47 a.m. Sources confirmed that Saban took a Tony Robbins motivational book and a can of Glade air freshener.
-
That's not true. Saban's shit don't stink.
-
That's not true. Saban's shit don't stink.
Exactly.
Signed,
Pete Thamel
-
That's not true. Saban's shit don't stink.
That is a myth. For a couple of decades, interviewees for the updyke head coach job had to accurately describe the smell of the bahr's farts to have any chance of being considered for the job. The next generation of head coaches at the crapstain will have to have the ability to verbally convey the olfactory essence of the short one's flatulence to have any hope of getting the job. They don't want this widely publicized. It is bammer u's way of distinguishing the real honest to God ass kissers from those just playing lip service.
-
Exactly.
Signed,
Pete Thamel
GET OFF MY TRAIN!
Sincerely,
Rick Karle, Mike Raita, & Sheldon Haygood
-
That is a myth. For a couple of decades, interviewees for the updyke head coach job had to accurately describe the smell of the bahr's farts to have any chance of being considered for the job. The next generation of head coaches at the crapstain will have to have the ability to verbally convey the olfactory essence of the short one's flatulence to have any hope of getting the job. They don't want this widely publicized. It is bammer u's way of distinguishing the real honest to God ass kissers from those just playing lip service.
And this is why dabooo sweeney will be the next coach over there.
-
And this is why dabooo sweeney will be the next coach over there.
He'd only be a able to talk about his mama's queefs.
-
He'd only be a able to talk about his mama's queefs.
His mama and AJ's uncle would make a good couple.