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Title: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on July 10, 2013, 05:52:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-xHcvug3WI

Bad ass as usual
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 10, 2013, 08:25:03 PM
At about the 4:30 mark, it looks like they are buying AUNation stock...
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 10, 2013, 08:41:32 PM
At about the 4:30 mark, it looks like they are buying AUNation stock...
We should all really load up on that. I think it's going through the roof. Think about it, people will be able to sit at their computer that is hooked up to a phone line and communicate with with others about Auburn football and such. You just can't use any wordy dirds.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on July 11, 2013, 02:20:31 PM
Why do you waste your time with that second-life bullshit? Look at you. You're still in jail. You were in jail last week.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: The Prowler on July 12, 2013, 04:27:53 AM
That game looks fuckin awesome.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: AUChizad on July 13, 2013, 11:10:31 AM
Looks really badass. It would be a fantastic Hollywood movie, but instead it's a playable video game. Very interesting.

http://youtu.be/Bf38HiYPMiI
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: AUChizad on July 13, 2013, 11:21:17 AM
The character in the :30 second mark of Michael's trailer, his son, who asks "Why do I have to hold your hand through all this midlife crisis bullshit?" is played by the younger Pete.

(http://pnp.norecess.org/pictures/youngerpete.jpg)
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 18, 2013, 09:43:14 AM
2 words...


FUCKING AWESOME


3 more words...

Get it now!
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 18, 2013, 10:41:40 AM
Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2013, 10:43:30 AM
Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?

Once you beat your first hooker you'll know what's going on.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 18, 2013, 11:02:56 AM
Do I need to have played the others to understand what's going on?
No this one is called Grand Theft Auto the Covenant, it isn't like any of the other Grand Theft Autos.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: GH2001 on September 18, 2013, 01:00:09 PM
Once you beat your first hooker you'll know what's going on.

With a big jelly dong no less?
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Jumbo on September 18, 2013, 01:03:01 PM
I don't play games I write tragedies.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Saniflush on September 18, 2013, 02:36:04 PM
With a big jelly dong no less?

You are thinking of "Saints Row".
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: GH2001 on September 18, 2013, 08:58:00 PM
You are thinking of "Saints Row".

Well damn. Got excited for nothing.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: The Prowler on September 19, 2013, 12:20:57 AM
Got it, played it for about 6 hours...I'm 4.7% completion of the game. I've stolen a handful of cars including a Truck sittin on 38" tires, I've parachuted off some huge fuckin mountain, thrown out of the strip club once, killed some random woman with my dog Snots (accidentally targeted her w/o knowing Snots would kill her), got stoned a couple times, drunk a couple times, pushed someone in their car with mine onto the tracks, right before the train came barreling through, then I tried to jump onto the train while it was going down the tracks (it ran me over), destroyed my car trying to get in front of the train and slowing down gently to stop the train and got eaten by a Great White Shark.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 19, 2013, 09:41:17 AM
Got it, played it for about 6 hours...I'm 4.7% completion of the game. I've stolen a handful of cars including a Truck sittin on 38" tires, I've parachuted off some huge fuckin mountain, thrown out of the strip club once, killed some random woman with my dog Snots (accidentally targeted her w/o knowing Snots would kill her), got stoned a couple times, drunk a couple times, pushed someone in their car with mine onto the tracks, right before the train came barreling through, then I tried to jump onto the train while it was going down the tracks (it ran me over), destroyed my car trying to get in front of the train and slowing down gently to stop the train and got eaten by a Great White Shark.
So your typical Wednesday then
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: The Prowler on September 19, 2013, 09:56:58 PM
So your typical Wednesday then
Nah, that's a Tuesday...Wednesday I carjack a armored truck and take the $5,000 only to be gunned down by those Po-pos kill a few rednecks in a trailer park (with my bare hands), drive a tractor up a mountain, get eaten by a Cougar because the tractor couldn't go up any further...and I parachuted off the mountain, after I got back up there and killed two Cougars, then I realized I could've taken the lift.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: AUChizad on September 23, 2013, 06:13:25 PM
Sorry for partying.

http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html (http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html)

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BR Police: Auburn fan steals truck, kidnaps woman, hits 9 parked cars outside Tigerland bars
Man 'wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.'
Published  4:02 PM CDT Sep 23, 2013

(http://www.wdsu.com/image/view/-/22082558/medRes/1/-/maxh/460/maxw/620/-/p689t7/-/Zachary-Burgess.jpg)

BATON ROUGE, La. —According to a report by WVLA in Baton Rouge, one Auburn fan who visited for the college football game never got the chance to see the big matchup. That’s because he was behind bars after he allegedly stole a truck, kidnapped a woman, and hit nine parked cars.

According to the arrest report, the incident happened on Saturday shortly before 2:30 a.m. Officers with the Baton Rouge Police Department were called to the Tigerland area in response to a stolen vehicle and erratic driver.

Witnesses said the owner of the truck pulled up in the parking lot of the bar and got out of the vehicle. He left the truck running and a female passenger was sitting in a truck alone. Then, the suspect, Zachary Burgess, 20, of Hoover, Ala., got in and tried to steal the vehicle.

“When he tried to flee the parking lot there were several cars blocking the way,” Cpl. Don Coppola said. “He began ramming into the parked cars.”

The female in the vehicle was reportedly being held in the truck against will. She claims that Burgess “forcibly” held her captive in the truck.

“The passenger was able to jump out of the vehicle and get to safety,” Coppola said.

Burgess allegedly struck a total of nine vehicles.

During questioning Burgess allegedly told an officer that he “wanted to see what it was really like to play the video game Grand Theft Auto.”

Burgess was arrested and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, nine counts of hit-and-run and simple kidnapping. His bond was set at $80,000. He was released on Sunday after posting bond.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: AUownsU on September 23, 2013, 06:30:48 PM
Sorry for partying.

http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html (http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-louisiana/br-police-auburn-fan-steals-truck-kidnaps-woman-hits-9-parked-cars-outside-tigerland-bars/-/9853348/22082268/-/yd96fp/-/index.html)
So it was alot like this huh........

(http://www.gamerscorner.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Grand-Theft-Auto-IV-23.jpg)
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2013, 10:50:45 AM
Which brings me to my next point...Don't smoke crack.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 24, 2013, 11:17:40 AM
He has nice hair though. Like Jake. And Thayer.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: CCTAU on September 24, 2013, 11:23:58 AM
The turds are allover this. Funny thing is, the guy does not have any visible AU paraphernalia on.

Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: AUChizad on September 24, 2013, 11:44:30 AM
The turds are allover this. Funny thing is, the guy does not have any visible AU paraphernalia on.
I didn't wanna get all tinfoil hat, but it appears to me that he's wearing Crimson and White. Doesn't seem like something an Auburn fan would wear to Baton Rouge on a game weekend...
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 24, 2013, 12:13:19 PM
I didn't wanna get all tinfoil hat, but it appears to me that he's wearing Crimson and White. Doesn't seem like something an Auburn fan would wear to Baton Rouge on a game weekend...

Not sure if he's a Bammer or not, but he's an Auburn club lacrosse player according to the Bleacher Report and NBC articles.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: AUChizad on September 24, 2013, 12:45:35 PM
Not sure if he's a Bammer or not, but he's an Auburn club lacrosse player according to the Bleacher Report and NBC articles.
I saw this as well. And then I got more suspicious.

http://laxteams.net/auburn/roster.html?season=2314 (http://laxteams.net/auburn/roster.html?season=2314)
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2013, 12:52:54 PM
Question why is the fact that he is an Auburn fan even relative to the fucking story....assholes!
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: GH2001 on September 24, 2013, 12:57:30 PM
Question why is the fact that he is an Auburn fan even relative to the fucking story....assholes!
my first thought as well.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: AUChizad on September 24, 2013, 01:07:25 PM
Anyone see him in this picture?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIVrOYtCcAABu9s.jpg:large)

Everyone's taking this story at its word, but this smells as fishy as Katherine Webb's hoo-ha.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2013, 01:19:31 PM
Anyone see him in this picture?

Everyone's taking this story at its word, but this smells as fishy as Katherine Webb's hoo-ha.

Hard to tell.   Maybe number 8 in the front row.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2013, 01:21:55 PM
There is a Zachary Burgess that is listed as an Auburn student.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/lacrosse.jpg)
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 24, 2013, 01:25:16 PM
I saw this as well. And then I got more suspicious.

http://laxteams.net/auburn/roster.html?season=2314 (http://laxteams.net/auburn/roster.html?season=2314)

Club lacrosse, not the actual collegiate team.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2013, 01:28:45 PM
Club lacrosse, not the actual collegiate team.

I don't think we have an actual collegiate team. I believe it is still a club team.  It isn't listed on the Auburn athletics site as a team.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: AUChizad on September 24, 2013, 01:32:21 PM
I don't think we have an actual collegiate team. I believe it is still a club team.  It isn't listed on the Auburn athletics site as a team.
This. There's only the club team.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 24, 2013, 01:35:46 PM
I don't think we have an actual collegiate team. I believe it is still a club team.  It isn't listed on the Auburn athletics site as a team.

Then the obvious answer here is that Coach Muetzel don't take no shit.  You get your ass arrested in Louisiana and you'll be off the website's roster in two days.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 24, 2013, 01:38:00 PM
See?  Shit.  He doesn't take it.


(https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998643_670353492976592_1329029103_n.jpg)
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: GH2001 on September 24, 2013, 01:38:22 PM
Then the obvious answer here is that Coach Muetzel don't take no shit.  You get your ass arrested in Louisiana and you'll be off the website's roster in two days.

It's kind of like amateur gay porn In your world. Just as good as the pros right?
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2013, 01:38:30 PM
Then the obvious answer here is that Coach Muetzel don't take no shit.  You get your ass arrested in Louisiana and you'll be off the website's roster in two days.

I thought the answer was Pat Dye is running the program, Cam Newton, backwards hats, thugs!
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2013, 01:39:50 PM
See?  Shit.  He doesn't take it.


(https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998643_670353492976592_1329029103_n.jpg)

Oooooooh look at him giving stripes the business.  I like a coach with fire.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: GH2001 on September 24, 2013, 01:41:08 PM
I thought the answer was Pat Dye is running the program, Cam Newton, backwards hats, thugs!

Human sacrifice! Cats and dogs, living together.  Mass hysteria.

Judgement day.
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Vandy Vol on September 24, 2013, 01:42:35 PM
It's kind of like amateur gay porn In your world. Just as good as the pros right?

Ain't nothin' amateur about my gay porn, sweet cheeks.  I went pro on dat ass!
Title: Re: GTA 5
Post by: Godfather on September 27, 2013, 03:52:46 PM
Pretty Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB_XX_IM8io# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB_XX_IM8io#)