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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on May 16, 2011, 05:45:17 PM

Title: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: Kaos on May 16, 2011, 05:45:17 PM
Benchedpunter, IMO, adds nothing to the party. 

He helicopters in, leaves a link to his own blog -- a juvenile, poorly-written load of sheep excrement that sucks harder than a Kirby over a ground up pile of crackers.  Then he skitters away with no additional comment.

He doesn't have the balls to stick around and discuss the festering pile of poo he calls a blog, it's just a hit and run. 

Time to show his ass the door. 

If he wants to post a link to his fecal musings, that's cool.  But only IF he's willing to take the time to defend his infantile word turds.  So far?  It's been link and vamoose until he vomits out some other ignorance infested pile of wormy toilet taffy. 

If he were, say, Chad Gibbs or somebody who was actually worth a shit, even the hit and run would be acceptable. But he's not. 

I say throw the book at his ass.  Slam the door in his face. 

Who's with me?
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: AWK on May 16, 2011, 05:56:17 PM
The two rules on da board...

Folks,

We are very tolerant on this board. There are hardly any rules. Please don't use questionable terms or context when it comes to race. That is all!


Thank you,
 :thumbsup:

and...

This is the area to post all the babes.  Remember, no outright nudity.  Everything else open game.

Enjoy!



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Besides that, it's fair fucking game...shit...fuck.  Ignore his horrible attempts at self promotion and writing.
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: Kaos on May 16, 2011, 06:14:18 PM
The two rules on da board...

and...

Besides that, it's fair fucking game...shit...fuck.  Ignore his horrible attempts at self promotion and writing.

What about his lack of balls? 

The dude is no better than a fucking spambot IMO.  We ban those. 
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: Ogre on May 16, 2011, 06:21:41 PM
I see no reason to ban him.  Point and laugh?  Absolutely.  If he's not man enough to come back and take his medicine then that's on him.  I can't help it if he makes all Buckeyes look like bleeding vaginas. 

I will spike his Warn Meter to red if it makes you happy.
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: Kaos on May 16, 2011, 06:26:36 PM
I see no reason to ban him.  Point and laugh?  Absolutely.  If he's not man enough to come back and take his medicine then that's on him.  I can't help it if he makes all Buckeyes look like bleeding vaginas. 

I will spike his Warn Meter to red if it makes you happy.

Ok.  Then it's destroyed lawns and crushed gnomes.  But remember.  You drove me to it. 
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: chinook on May 16, 2011, 06:42:27 PM
Ok.  Then it's destroyed lawns and crushed gnomes.  But remember.  You drove me to it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0BMSZJbiQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv0BMSZJbiQ)
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: JR4AU on May 16, 2011, 07:19:14 PM
He's not a member of the "community" here.  He's spam.  He leaves the same posts all over the net's SEC football boards.  Maybe wider spread than that.  But always the same "come read the fabulous shit I just vomited". 
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: AUsweetheart on May 16, 2011, 07:50:00 PM
I see no reason to ban him.

You know the Auburn Tigers are against free speech.
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 16, 2011, 07:51:06 PM
You know the Auburn Tigers are against free speech.

No comment.


Signed,

Gene Chizik
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: The Prowler on May 16, 2011, 08:18:58 PM
I voted to ban his sorry ass...then track him down and crush his fingers into dust, take a knife and cut a big X on his forehead, then lean over like you're going to whisper something in his ear and scream really loud...THIS IS FROM TIGERS X MUTHA FUCKA!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: Token on May 16, 2011, 10:26:34 PM
I voted to bench him, but only because I'm anti-establishment.  A vote to ban is a vote against "the man". 

 
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: djsimp on May 16, 2011, 11:18:28 PM
If anything else he makes for a good bitch to slap around.
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: Kaos on May 16, 2011, 11:38:24 PM
If anything else he makes for a good bitch to slap around.

WRONG!

He might if he were around.  But he's not interested in being a part of X.  He promotes his shit and leaves.  Doesn't return, doesn't engage, doesn't interact.   

FUCK HIM. 

How can you slap a bitch if the bitch leaves the room, gets into a car and drives away?  Comes in, says "fuck you, asshole" walks out and leaves before you can say a word.  Then two or three weeks later, she drives back up, walks through the door and says "you're a lousy lay" before immediately departing.  You haven't said jack shit to her, don't get the chance.  You ain't slapping nothing. 

Best to change the locks and take away the keys.  Be done with that conniving whore. 

Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: djsimp on May 16, 2011, 11:45:41 PM
Damn K, this shit is getting real. I basically ignore the fuck but for someone like yourself who more than dabbles in stitching together articles I could see how this crawls your ass. I wish he would stick around longer though, we all could have some fun with it.
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: JR4AU on May 17, 2011, 08:09:45 AM
Damn K, this shit is getting real. I basically ignore the fuck but for someone like yourself who more than dabbles in stitching together articles I could see how this crawls your ass. I wish he would stick around longer though, we all could have some fun with it.

I'm not as passionate about it as K, but the guy is nothing but spam.  Live spam.  Nothing more. 
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: wesfau2 on May 17, 2011, 09:14:19 AM
The two rules on da board...

and...

Besides that, it's fair fucking game...shit...fuck.  Ignore his horrible attempts at self promotion and writing.

yes.
Title: Re: Bench benchedpunter
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2011, 09:32:10 AM
yes.

Verbose