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Title: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 01, 2011, 11:39:25 PM
From EDSBS:

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A college kicker in almost every other state would have to pay you to ask for an autograph, but in Soviet Alabama YOU PAY KICKER FOR SIGN:

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Wes Byrum will be signing Autographs Friday night March 11th along with Nick Fairley. Wes Byrum autograph tickets include a National Champs inscription free of charge. Tickets for an autograph are $45 each and any item can be autographed.

Auburn defensive tackle Nick Fairley—the 290 pound beast who just ran a 4.81 second 40 yard dash at the combine—will also be signing, so chances are high that Tigers kicker Wes Byrum isn’t the only thing you’ll be paying for with your $45. Still, the points stand about Alabamians spending more money per capita on football than any other fans on the planet, and about their general mass derangement when it comes to America’s great sporting love. In conclusion please note that “any item can be autographed,” and that includes that beautiful three month old baby, ma’am. (Wes Byrum then signs your baby.)
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: Kaos on March 01, 2011, 11:48:17 PM
From EDSBS:

Auburn defensive tackle Nick Fairley—the 290 pound beast who just ran a 4.81 second 40 yard dash at the combine—will also be signing, so chances are high that Tigers kicker Wes Byrum isn’t the only thing you’ll be paying for with your $45. Still, the points stand about Alabamians spending more money per capita on football than any other fans on the planet, and about their general mass derangement when it comes to America’s great sporting love. In conclusion please note that “any item can be autographed,” and that includes that beautiful three month old baby, ma’am. (Wes Byrum then signs your baby.)

It's a joke until you find out that some damn fools actually do this sort of thing.  And not our damn fools. 

http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/08/11/saban-id-love-to-sign-your-baby/

(http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/saban-signs-baby.png)
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: jmar on March 01, 2011, 11:55:21 PM
It's a joke until you find out that some damn fools actually do this sort of thing.  And not our damn fools. 

http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2009/08/11/saban-id-love-to-sign-your-baby/

(http://friendsoftheprogram.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/saban-signs-baby.png)
Nick Saban applying mark of beast tat on tot.
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: Jumbo on March 02, 2011, 02:12:09 AM
No way I would pay over $100 for a Cam Autograph, I paid $40 for a mini helmet signed by Cam, Darvin, Dyer, Onterio and Lutz
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s137/jumbo1977/th_003.jpg?t=1299049853)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s137/jumbo1977/th_004.jpg?t=1299049853)
http://www.famousink.com/camneausiiwo.html (http://www.famousink.com/camneausiiwo.html)
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2011, 09:34:59 AM
I got Neil Caudle's autograph for free.  Hey, at least he held the game winning kick.  Tried to get the deep snapper but they were going for $65.00 a pop and the line was too long.
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: JR4AU on March 02, 2011, 09:41:33 AM
No autograph is worth paying for to me.
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: Jumbo on March 02, 2011, 01:36:35 PM
I got Neil Caudle's autograph for free.  Hey, at least he held the game winning kick.  Tried to get the deep snapper but they were going for $65.00 a pop and the line was too long.
Showoff.
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2011, 02:19:49 PM
Showoff.

I only roll with the biggest playas.....playa.
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: Jumbo on March 02, 2011, 02:33:17 PM
I only roll with the biggest playas.....playa.
You spent $20,000 on your New Year's Eve outfit.
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on March 02, 2011, 03:57:58 PM
I'd happily buy him a few beers for the kick I've been waiting my whole life for....however I'm not paying for anyone's autograph.
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: BZ770 on March 02, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
I don't know how much a crack rock goes for but I bet you get Keith McCants autograph for an even trade.
Title: Re: Would you pay for Wes Byrum's Autograph?
Post by: wreckingball on March 03, 2011, 12:12:17 AM
No way I would pay over $100 for a Cam Autograph, I paid $40 for a mini helmet signed by Cam, Darvin, Dyer, Onterio and Lutz
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s137/jumbo1977/th_003.jpg?t=1299049853)
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s137/jumbo1977/th_004.jpg?t=1299049853)
http://www.famousink.com/camneausiiwo.html (http://www.famousink.com/camneausiiwo.html)

Check out the one my girlfriends dad got for free from his friend.