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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on August 29, 2023, 11:44:23 AM
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I have searched online and at Dollar General. Does anyone know where I can buy a card that reads: “Happy Birthday! I’m sorry I fucked your wife”?
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I have searched online and at Dollar General. Does anyone know where I can buy a card that reads: “Happy Birthday! I’m sorry I fucked your wife”?
why would you be sorry for that?
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why would you be sorry for that?
Have you seen that guy's wife?
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Have you seen that guy's wife?
Just her bronzed pussy. Still thanking Aerosmith.
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Just her bronzed pussy. Still thanking Aerosmith.
Oh, THAT guy's wife.
Yeah, he deserves an apology. You've set an unattainable standard in their house now. The bar was, admittedly, low to begin with, though.
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Oh, THAT guy's wife.
Yeah, he deserves an apology. You've set an unattainable standard in their house now. The bar was, admittedly, low to begin with, though.
Ohh...Snap.
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why would you be sorry for that?
Good point. Actually, I’m not sorry about it at all. I’m just saying it in case I ever need anything from him. Which is highly unlikely, I know.
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Oh, THAT guy's wife.
Yeah, he deserves an apology. You've set an unattainable standard in their house now. The bar was, admittedly, low to begin with, though.
To hear her tell it, the bar is also pretty small. And limp like a noodle. So, it’s not like I’m claiming to be any kind of huge draw on the pussy. I was in the right place at the right time with a hard dick. I’m not ashamed to say it.
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To hear her tell it, the bar is also pretty small. And limp like a noodle. So, it’s not like I’m claiming to be any kind of huge draw on the pussy. I was in the right place at the right time with a hard dick. I’m not ashamed to say it.
She compared it to “being stuffed with a soggy croissant”.
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She compared it to “being stuffed with a soggy croissant”.
You misspelled 9" Polska Kielbasa.
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You misspelled 9" Polska Kielbasa.
Just kidding. We know she calls it “The Gavel”, law man.
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Just kidding. We know she calls it “The Gavel”, law man.
She loves my briefs.
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You misspelled 9" Polska Kielbasa.
Easy, Gamgam.
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I guess this seems to have turned into a happy birthday thread for Snags?
I haven’t posted in a long time since Jarhead talked so ugly to me. I think he and Wes seemed to think that since I’m a woman, they could make threats.
But let’s not go there. It’s in the past. But just so you know, my husband would slap the fuck out of either of you. Anytime.
I can understand why not many people wished Buzz a happy birthday because he doesn’t support the x very much.
But Snags does. Why so little love? Just because someone is peculiar and not very likable is no reason to not shower them with happy Birthday wishes. It’s the Christian thing to do.
If you know of someone from the old days who has moved on to bigger and better things, reach out to them and ax them to wish Snags a happy birthday. Seriously. How much longer could he live?
GF, chinook, Sani, token. Even Dallas. No, scratch that last one. But whomever you can think of that could brighten up his day and show him that there are people who can pretend to care.
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I guess this seems to have turned into a happy birthday thread for Snags?
I haven’t posted in a long time since Jarhead talked so ugly to me. I think he and Wes seemed to think that since I’m a woman, they could make threats.
But let’s not go there. It’s in the past. But just so you know, my husband would slap the fuck out of either of you. Anytime.
I can understand why not many people wished Buzz a happy birthday because he doesn’t support the x very much.
But Snags does. Why so little love? Just because someone is peculiar and not very likable is no reason to not shower them with happy Birthday wishes. It’s the Christian thing to do.
If you know of someone from the old days who has moved on to bigger and better things, reach out to them and ax them to wish Snags a happy birthday. Seriously. How much longer could he live?
GF, chinook, Sani, token. Even Dallas. No, scratch that last one. But whomever you can think of that could brighten up his day and show him that there are people who can pretend to care.
only one of those is keen
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I thank you all, most of you, for the well wishes. However, it's such a bitter sweet day. I haven't heard from Chopper 6.392. Last time I saw Chop, I was helping him move a sofa, because his arms were too short. He borrowed a dollar from me that day, and that was it. Total silence since then. I would like to have my dollar back, with a minimum of interest. But, it's not really about the money. I just miss my little T-Rex.
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I guess this seems to have turned into a happy birthday thread for Snags?
I haven’t posted in a long time since Jarhead talked so ugly to me. I think he and Wes seemed to think that since I’m a woman, they could make threats.
But let’s not go there. It’s in the past. But just so you know, my husband would slap the fuck out of either of you. Anytime.
I can understand why not many people wished Buzz a happy birthday because he doesn’t support the x very much.
But Snags does. Why so little love? Just because someone is peculiar and not very likable is no reason to not shower them with happy Birthday wishes. It’s the Christian thing to do.
If you know of someone from the old days who has moved on to bigger and better things, reach out to them and ax them to wish Snags a happy birthday. Seriously. How much longer could he live?
GF, chinook, Sani, token. Even Dallas. No, scratch that last one. But whomever you can think of that could brighten up his day and show him that there are people who can pretend to care.
Please do not be forgetting AWK, Ogre, Jumbo, Wench, Chopper, and Chizad. There are plenty others I have forgotten. A greasyweasel or something (maybe that was somewhere else on the interwebz).
Has anyone checked to see if the Birmingham guy is still alive? Or Prowler?
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I thank you all, most of you, for the well wishes. However, it's such a bitter sweet day. I haven't heard from Chopper 6.392. Last time I saw Chop, I was helping him move a sofa, because his arms were too short. He borrowed a dollar from me that day, and that was it. Total silence since then. I would like to have my dollar back, with a minimum of interest. But, it's not really about the money. I just miss my little T-Rex.
Glad you're letting it out. Those feelings will fester if you hold them in. I suggest blogging on the latest Ipad16.3.
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Please do not be forgetting AWK, Ogre, Jumbo, Wench, Chopper, and Chizad. There are plenty others I have forgotten. A greasyweasel or something (maybe that was somewhere else on the interwebz).
Has anyone checked to see if the Birmingham guy is still alive? Or Prowler?
AWK, Ogre, Jumbo and Chilzad are always welcome. I'll leave it at that.
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Please do not be forgetting AWK, Ogre, Jumbo, Wench, Chopper, and Chizad. There are plenty others I have forgotten. A greasyweasel or something (maybe that was somewhere else on the interwebz).
Has anyone checked to see if the Birmingham guy is still alive? Or Prowler?
The Birmingham guy died during a radical Pimplectomy procedure. His doctors were trying to be proactiv, but couldn't save him. His family was upset, but they took it all in stridex.
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The Birmingham guy died during a radical Pimplectomy procedure. His doctors were trying to be proactiv, but couldn't save him. His family was upset, but they took it all in stridex.
An Accut-ane rare disease, indeed. Was hoping it was just a bump in the road, that he was in the Free & Clear. I guess he was just impussible to save.