I haven't looked at any numbers, but if the baseball team is not, they need to fire whoever be in charge.  Despite the crappy season, they still drew record numbers.  If you're pretty close to capacity in most games, and you're still not profitable, sum ting wong.

Unfortunately attendance doesn’t really equate directly to profitability.

Someone doesn't know the definition of "debunked."

So, all that congressional activity...hearing after hearing after hearing...must have uncovered something earthshattering and actionable, no?

What's that?  Nothing happened.  Oh.

And at Auburn, the only two sports that generate revenue are Football and Men's basketball.

I haven't looked at any numbers, but if the baseball team is not, they need to fire whoever be in charge.  Despite the crappy season, they still drew record numbers.  If you're pretty close to capacity in most games, and you're still not profitable, sum ting wong.

some of the non-revenue producing sports possibly being cut.

And at Auburn, the only two sports that generate revenue are Football and Men's basketball.

I (knowing squat about cars) go to my mechanic and tell him I hear a thumping sound coming from the right rear of my car.  I suspect it's a faulty rear transmission.  Tragic, if true.

He looks it over and assures me that it's the iron spike sticking out of my tire and not a transmission problem. 

"But my buddy Gary and the local newsguy, Perd Hapley, both assured me that it's a transmission problem," I say.  "You must be wrong!"

This is how you guys sound.

Sorry to hear about your car. Have you checked the trunk to make sure that you didn’t pick up a lot lizard boy or some other male prostitute and inadvertently left them in the trunk?

Your mind is all fucked up so it could have happened. I hope they aren’t dead by now.