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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 10:07:27 AM

Title: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 10:07:27 AM
My first trip to Baton Rouge will not be cancelled.

I will tailgate with the bourbon-drenched, sister-grinding mardi-gras revelers.

I will eat their food, drink their booze and chase all that sweet coed bayou ass.

We may lose this game.  In fact, unless our entire team decides to un-fuck itself sharpish, we will lose.

I will still be there.
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Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2009, 10:08:54 AM
My first trip to Baton Rouge will not be cancelled.

I will tailgate with the bourbon-drenched, sister-grinding mardi-gras revelers.

I will eat their food, drink their booze and chase all that sweet coed bayou ass.

We may lose this game.  In fact, unless our entire team decides to un-fuck itself sharpish, we will lose.

I will still be there.

We are going to have our stool pushed in.

You will have a great time outside of that.
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Post by: boartitz on October 19, 2009, 10:10:05 AM
The bouquet of cheap booze, corndogs and urine awaits you.
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Post by: Kaos on October 19, 2009, 10:16:10 AM
My first trip to Baton Rouge will not be cancelled.

I will tailgate with the bourbon-drenched, sister-grinding mardi-gras revelers.

I will eat their food, drink their booze and chase all that sweet coed bayou ass.

We may lose this game.  In fact, unless our entire team decides to un-phuk itself sharpish, we will lose.

I will still be there.

You should.
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Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2009, 10:16:28 AM
The bouquet of cheap booze, corndogs and urine awaits you.

Sounds just like Athens.
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Post by: auburnredwing on October 19, 2009, 10:26:50 AM
Fuck it ill be there too... armed with corndogs of course...

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Post by: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 10:30:40 AM
Carl will be my chauffeur, so I plan to start drinking sometime around Beaumont, and continue until we pass through Beaumont again on Sunday.  That should do the trick.  And since we sit in the club section, I won't even have to stop drnking during the game!  GAME?  WHAT GAME?  LOOK!!  PINK PONIES!!  AND THEY ARE FLYING!

Any of youse want to meet up before the game?  If I am gonna get fucked anyway, I would rather it be by someone in Auburn colors...  I am sure Carl will understand...  :sad:

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Post by: AUChizad on October 19, 2009, 10:42:46 AM
I too will be dead man walking to his execution in Baton Rouge.
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Post by: AWK on October 19, 2009, 11:01:43 AM
I will be there, with Chad a whole group of Auburn folks.  Wes, Jenny, we should meet up so its more of a group rape rather than a solo thing.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 11:29:18 AM
I will be there, with Chad a whole group of Auburn folks.  Wes, Jenny, we should meet up so its more of a group rape rather than a solo thing.
We can meet up, but I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to make wes want to join in if I am part of the circle... :big:
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Post by: CCTAU on October 19, 2009, 11:33:04 AM
We can meet up, but I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to make wes want to join in if I am part of the circle... :big:

Boobies will do it. Drunk boobies. He'll surely join up for that......

FREE THE GIRLS.....er I mean hops.....
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: AWK on October 19, 2009, 11:40:32 AM
We can meet up, but I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to make wes want to join in if I am part of the circle... :big:
I don't know how much alcohol precisely it takes for me to get drunk and therefore lessen the pain, but I know how much I am going to use.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 11:49:55 AM
I don't know how much alcohol precisely it takes for me to get drunk and therefore lessen the pain, but I know how much I am going to use.
I don't want to lessen the pain, I want to obliviate all memory of it ever occurring.  Then the hangover will hurt so bad that I won't notice the asskicking...

Kind of like that joke where some guy is bitching about his tooth hurting so the other guy kicks him in the nuts and says "Well at least your tooth isn't bothering you anymore..."
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: AWK on October 19, 2009, 11:53:48 AM
I don't want to lessen the pain, I want to obliviate all memory of it ever occurring.  Then the hangover will hurt so bad that I won't notice the asskicking...

Kind of like that joke where some guy is bitching about his tooth hurting so the other guy kicks him in the nuts and says "Well at least your tooth isn't bothering you anymore..."
I agree.  I just need to make sure I don't die.
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Post by: Godfather on October 19, 2009, 12:42:11 PM
I agree.  I just need to make sure I don't die.
living is overrated
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Post by: AUsweetheart on October 19, 2009, 01:49:03 PM

We may lose this game.  In fact, unless our entire team decides to un-phuk itself sharpish, we will lose.

I will still be there.

I'll be there too.
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Post by: AWK on October 19, 2009, 01:50:52 PM
I'll be there too.
Now it's a party.
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Post by: CCTAU on October 19, 2009, 01:56:20 PM
Now I will be expecting photographs of at least two drunk AU women....

The rest of you goobers can take the pics, but please stay out of them....
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Post by: ibelonginprison on October 19, 2009, 02:06:23 PM
I won't be able to make the game... but someone should represent this for us in the stadium:

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j88/ibelonginprison/Things%20to%20post/lesmiles.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: Godfather on October 19, 2009, 02:22:20 PM
See if you can find yellow dress from last years LSU game.
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Post by: AUsweetheart on October 19, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l9/pmichelle_lee/LesMiles.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 19, 2009, 02:26:32 PM
See if you can find yellow dress from last years LSU game.

I believe I missed this....................................... do link when you find.
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Post by: Godfather on October 19, 2009, 02:34:02 PM
I believe I missed this....................................... do link when you find.
Unfortunately, no pictures...blame PellCity and the Birdman.
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Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2009, 02:38:54 PM
Brokeback Redstick (NTTIAWWT)
LSU Fans are Heauxmeauxsexuals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGIbW1GCg8#)
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 19, 2009, 02:40:07 PM
Unfortunately, no pictures...blame PellCity and the Birdman.

I will certainly do that.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2009, 02:49:09 PM
WVU was better.  Ask Wes.
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Post by: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 03:26:43 PM
WVU was better.  Ask Wes.


I wasn't there for the yellow-dress cajun, but I will put that little girl from Thomasville up against her blind. She was fucking amazing.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 19, 2009, 03:59:12 PM

I wasn't there for the yellow-dress cajun, but I will put that little girl from Thomasville up against her blind. She was fucking amazing.

You people seriously don't know how to use a camera phone?  LOL
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Post by: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 04:03:51 PM
You people seriously don't know how to use a camera phone?  LOL
They were still in awe from the opening act...
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2009, 04:08:24 PM
You people seriously don't know how to use a camera phone?  LOL

Look, two drunk guys sitting on a cooler can't be held responsible for...much.  Besides, there was drool on the camera lens.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 19, 2009, 04:12:11 PM

I wasn't there for the yellow-dress cajun, but I will put that little girl from Thomasville up against her blind. She was fucking amazing.
No way. The yellow dress Cajun beauty was perhaps the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. As Richard Pryor put it, "She was so fine, it made you want to suck her daddy's dick."

Unfortunately for you fuckers, she belongs to Birdman and me. Suck it, bitches.  
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2009, 04:16:48 PM
No way. The yellow dress Cajun beauty was perhaps the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. As Richard Pryor put it, "She was so fine, it made you want to suck her daddy's dick."

Unfortunately for you fuckers, she belongs to Birdman and me. Suck it, bitches.  


Das' whut I'm talkin' bout.


Although, trust me when I say Wes has a reeeeeaaal valid argument.  And he actually had interc...discourse with said female.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 04:55:01 PM
You people seriously don't know how to use a camera phone?  LOL

Sorry, I was too busy actually talking to and engaging the hawtness to be creepily snapping surreptitious pics of her.
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Post by: ibelonginprison on October 19, 2009, 05:04:31 PM
Sorry, I was too busy actually talking to and engaging the hawtness to be creepily snapping surreptitious pics of her.

Weak.  :bs:
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 19, 2009, 05:12:55 PM
Weak.  :bs:


I have to one up your BS'ness.  Since you were there, it was incumbent upon you to perform said sneakiness and pull an Erin Andrews while Wes had said hawtness otherwise engaged. 

I'd a done it myself but I didn't want to spill my beer.
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 19, 2009, 05:14:46 PM

I have to one up your BS'ness.  Since you were there, it was incumbent upon you to perform said sneakiness and pull an Erin Andrews while Wes had said hawtness otherwise engaged. 

I'd a done it myself but I didn't want to spill my beer.

If I was there... I'd have had her kissing him on the damn lips posing for a picture.





I got skillz for realz!!!
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
If I was there... I'd have had her kissing him on the damn lips posing for a picture.





I got skillz for realz!!!

You were there, Sparky.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 19, 2009, 05:31:16 PM
Until someone bags, or gets me the number to truckbed girl from across AUTailgate's spot....  I don't want to hear shiznit!

I still have fond memories of purple dress girl from last year?  PCT...the pic man... make it happen?  Anyone save it???
Title: Re: Fuck it, I'm still going...
Post by: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 05:32:16 PM
Until someone bags, or gets me the number to truckbed girl from across AUTailgate's spot....  I don't want to hear shiznit!

That's who we're talking about.  I think you and your boy, prison, have been huffing paint today.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 19, 2009, 06:49:37 PM
I still have fond memories of purple dress girl from last year?  PCT...the pic man... make it happen?  Anyone save it???
I don't have it. It wasn't a good pic anyway; her awesomeness caused me to blur the shot. She was coming out of AUTR's motorhome after taking a squirt. I would have drank a cup of it.
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Post by: ibelonginprison on October 19, 2009, 07:05:53 PM
That's who we're talking about.  I think you and your boy, prison, have been huffing paint today.

Son of a bitch.... I was there.




Goddamnit... fail squared.  :haha:
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 19, 2009, 09:00:39 PM
That's who we're talking about.  I think you and your boy, prison, have been huffing paint today.

Yeah, ummm...okay Peter, I'm going to need to see some pictoral proof of said "success" here... 

Please?  :bounce:
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Post by: Jumbo on October 20, 2009, 05:36:07 AM
She was hott, Cowboy boots and a Sundress drive the Bird wild.