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Pat Dye Field => Beard-Eaves Memorial Coliseum => Topic started by: Kaos on January 30, 2009, 09:41:50 AM

Title: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on January 30, 2009, 09:41:50 AM
Damn lady dogs, aka bitches. 

Auburn couldn't shoot in the second half and UGA took advantage.  20-0 sounds so much better than 20-1. 

Hope it doesn't set a mental break. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on January 30, 2009, 10:26:07 AM
Damn lady dogs, aka bitches. 

Auburn couldn't shoot in the second half and UGA took advantage.  20-0 sounds so much better than 20-1. 

Hope it doesn't set a mental break. 

Yea I was watching last night.  It was pretty ugly on our part.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2009, 11:25:11 AM
Apparently, they weren't playing sound, fundamental basketball.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on January 30, 2009, 11:32:45 AM
Apparently, they weren't playing sound, fundamental basketball.

I heard they were recruiting Texas.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2009, 11:45:26 AM
I heard they were recruiting Texas.

Damn you Nell.  Just damn you.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on January 30, 2009, 03:42:26 PM
Apparently, they weren't playing sound, fundamental basketball.

Sarcasm...ugly, ugly.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2009, 04:20:51 PM
Sarcasm...ugly, ugly.

I knew you'd catch that.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on January 30, 2009, 05:43:03 PM
I knew you'd catch that.

I guess KAOS didn't.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on January 30, 2009, 06:22:02 PM
I guess KAOS didn't.

I did.  I just gave it the mental "fuck you" and moved on. 


If you prefer to watch gorillas swing from the rim, that's your choice.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2009, 06:52:16 PM
I've had enough of your constant badgering of the animal kingdom.  First, the defenseless llamas.  Then you roast the poor emu.  Now gorillas?  When will it stop? 

By the way, chimpanzees are very fundamentally sound when swinging from rims, high bars, coconut trees etc. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on January 30, 2009, 07:18:58 PM
I've had enough of your constant badgering of the animal kingdom.  First, the defenseless llamas.  Then you roast the poor emu.  Now gorillas?  When will it stop? 

By the way, chimpanzees are very fundamentally sound when swinging from rims, high bars, coconut trees etc. 

You forgot my goat with a canker sore reference. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 30, 2009, 10:56:37 PM
You forgot my goat with a canker sore reference. 


Solid gold.  I got nothing for that.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 31, 2009, 01:44:45 AM
i seriously came on here expecting to hear y'all bitching abt the men some more.  One loss doesn't hurt that much in BBall... they aren't robots.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on January 31, 2009, 02:53:46 AM
I did.  I just gave it the mental "fuck you" and moved on. 


If you prefer to watch gorillas swing from the rim, that's your choice.

Yeah, I figured.  Couldn't help but join in the taunting.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on January 31, 2009, 02:55:58 AM
I've had enough of your constant badgering of the animal kingdom.  First, the defenseless llamas.  Then you roast the poor emu.  Now gorillas?  When will it stop? 

By the way, chimpanzees are very fundamentally sound when swinging from rims, high bars, coconut trees etc. 

Obviously Kaos hates the Wild Kingdom.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on January 31, 2009, 02:59:07 AM
i seriously came on hear expecting to hear y'all bitching abt the men some more.  One loss doesn't hurt that much in BBall... they aren't robots.

Maybe not in Women's Basketball but in men's it can be the difference between being in the top four and not.

Fuck Boston...they shouldn't be in the ACC anyway!
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on January 31, 2009, 09:07:44 AM
Obviously Kaos hates the Wild Kingdom.

I just always felt a little sorry for Jim. 

Marlin:  I'm going to stay here with the truck while Jim crawls into the anal cavity of the female Tyruvian rhino to extract some intestinal samples.  She's a big one and seems quite angry at being disturbed." 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on January 31, 2009, 11:55:37 AM
I just always felt a little sorry for Jim. 

Marlin:  I'm going to stay here with the truck while Jim crawls into the anal cavity of the female Tyruvian rhino to extract some intestinal samples.  She's a big one and seems quite angry at being disturbed." 

 :rofl:

I knew that you were old enough to get that reference.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 31, 2009, 03:45:43 PM
While Jim gives the crazed hippo a hysterectomy.... 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on January 31, 2009, 04:05:40 PM
While Jim gives the crazed hippo a hysterectomy.... 

Yeah...you're an old fart too Birdman even though you don't look it.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 31, 2009, 05:19:22 PM
Me and Marlin used to hang.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 01, 2009, 12:24:12 AM
Jim wrestling the anaconda was my personal fav - damn, old Marlin used to totally hang Jim out to dry!!
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on February 01, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
Jim wrestling the anaconda was my personal fav - damn, old Marlin used to totally hang Jim out to dry!!

The anaconda wrestling was also my favorite.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 01, 2009, 11:25:56 AM
Wait a second here fellow xer's, how old is that show anyways?  I am not that old and I can remember it.  And yes poor Jim, that poor bastard always had to take on the dangerous animals while Perkins (?) sat his ass on the sidelines.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on February 01, 2009, 01:52:43 PM
The anaconda wrestling was also my favorite.

Soooo.  You love writhing anacondas.  Got it.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on February 01, 2009, 05:07:12 PM
Soooo.  You love writhing anacondas.  Got it.

I liked the way Jim did it. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on February 01, 2009, 06:18:45 PM
I liked the way Jim did it. 

voyeur. got it.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 02, 2009, 02:02:43 PM
Soooo.  You love writhing anacondas.  Got it.

Damn, Sani!  Talk about a thread hi-jacking...I see what's on your mind...runnin' in teh gutters and all.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on February 02, 2009, 02:05:04 PM
Damn, Sani!  Talk about a thread hi-jacking...I see what's on your mind...runnin' in teh gutters and all.

I just like to clarify.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 02, 2009, 02:08:18 PM
Wait a second here fellow xer's, how old is that show anyways?  I am not that old and I can remember it.  And yes poor Jim, that poor bastard always had to take on the dangerous animals while Perkins (?) sat his ass on the sidelines.

You're obviously post-forty, AUTiger1 if you know the original show.  Although there's still a show by that name on "Animal Planet", I don't think anyone under forty will remember the old show with Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler that we used to watch on Sunday evenings.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on February 02, 2009, 02:10:40 PM
You're obviously post-forty, AUTiger1 if you know the original show.  Although there's still a show by that name on "Animal Planet", I don't think anyone under forty will remember the old show with Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler that we used to watch on Sunday evenings.

I remember it and I'm not forty.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on February 02, 2009, 02:11:52 PM
You're obviously post-forty, AUTiger1 if you know the original show.  Although there's still a show by that name on "Animal Planet", I don't think anyone under forty will remember the old show with Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler that we used to watch on Sunday evenings.

Sundays were AWESOME.  Wild Kingdom followed by Wonderful World of Disney.  If you were lucky it would be one of the Charlie the Cougar movies. 

Then my grandaddy started getting pissy and wanted to watch All in the Family.  I hated those damn one TV days. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 02, 2009, 02:16:34 PM
I remember it and I'm not forty.

You're pushing it though. 

So much for my theory...
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on February 02, 2009, 02:18:11 PM
Sundays were AWESOME.  Wild Kingdom followed by Wonderful World of Disney.  If you were lucky it would be one of the Charlie the Cougar movies. 

Then my grandaddy started getting pissy and wanted to watch All in the Family.  I hated those damn one TV days. 

Could have been worse.  Imagine Saturday and having to watch Laurence Welk at your grandmothers house.

Sadly in retrospect I would love to watch it now if i could with her.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 02, 2009, 02:19:17 PM
Sundays were AWESOME.  Wild Kingdom followed by Wonderful World of Disney.  If you were lucky it would be one of the Charlie the Cougar movies. 

Then my grandaddy started getting pissy and wanted to watch All in the Family.  I hated those damn one TV days. 

That sounds like the way it was at my grandparent's house on Sunday evenings after supper.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: wesfau2 on February 02, 2009, 02:19:21 PM
I remember it and I'm not forty.

Close e-fucking-nough.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 02, 2009, 02:19:59 PM
Could have been worse.  Imagine Saturday and having to watch Laurence Welk at your grandmothers house.

Sadly in retrospect I would love to watch it now if i could with her.

Been there, done that, and feel the same way now.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on February 02, 2009, 02:23:12 PM
Been there, done that, and feel the same way now.

Yeah... Ah one anna two anna...

Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine. 

Big glass of Welchs Grape Juice -- fresh from concentrate -- and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

Good days. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 02, 2009, 02:32:41 PM
Yeah... Ah one anna two anna...

Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine.  Good days. 
Yes - I always wanted to be one of those kids that clogged, with the fancy dresses with all the ruffles.

Saturday night routine never varied. 

Remember that guy who ballroom danced on the LWS that was a former Mouseketeer?  He had huge teeth when he plastered that fake smile all over his face as he danced.  Donny?  Danny?  Something like that.

Oh -and I remember all of those shows and I am not 40 either.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 02, 2009, 02:46:48 PM
You're pushing it though. 

So much for my theory...

I am not that close to forty, but I do remember it, it went off the air about the time I was in the 4th grade or so.  I can't remember shit that happened last week, but I can remember back to when I was kid, go figure.  I thought for sure that the booze would have killed my brain by now.

Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 02, 2009, 02:50:56 PM
Yeah... Ah one anna two anna...

Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine. 

Big glass of Welchs Grape Juice -- fresh from concentrate -- and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

Good days. 

Didn't The Fall Guy and The Muppet Show fall in there somewhere or was that on Friday nights?
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: wesfau2 on February 02, 2009, 02:51:40 PM
  I thought for sure that the booze would have killed my brain by now.



Might I suggest taking up the Lord's herb to pick up where the malted barley and hops falter?
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 02, 2009, 03:18:18 PM
Yes - I always wanted to be one of those kids that clogged, with the fancy dresses with all the ruffles.

Saturday night routine never varied. 

Remember that guy who ballroom danced on the LWS that was a former Mouseketeer?  He had huge teeth when he plastered that fake smile all over his face as he danced.  Donny?  Danny?  Something like that.

Oh -and I remember all of those shows and I am not 40 either.


Yeah... Ah one anna two anna...

Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine. 

Big glass of Welchs Grape Juice -- fresh from concentrate -- and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 

Good days. 

I don't recall the Mouse-keteer ballroom dancer, Tiger Wench.


But, I do recall that Myron Floren (on the Lawrence Welk Show) was ALWAYS the favorite of my Grandparents (hell, I even enjoyed his accordion/polka music even as a kid).  I remember my Grandma dancing every time he played.

Good days indeed.  Good memories too.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 02, 2009, 05:09:07 PM
Of course, during Wonderful World of Disney, you got those Purina Dog Chow commercials. 

Fell in love with the Tonight Show as I got older, but as a kid, that intro music meant I was off to bed.  I hated that show while I was growing up.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 02, 2009, 06:11:44 PM
Didn't The Fall Guy and The Muppet Show fall in there somewhere or was that on Friday nights?

I think you're right about those being Friday night shows...I can't recall for certain...obviously the adult beverages and cigars I've enjoyed have burnt that part of my brain.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 02, 2009, 11:46:40 PM
Found it:

Bobby Burgess was the featured dancer on THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW from 1961-83.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 03, 2009, 11:11:18 AM
Lawrence Welk followed by Hee Haw was the routine. 
Followed by Adam 12 at 7 and Emergency at 7:30.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 11:39:19 AM
Followed by Adam 12 at 7 and Emergency at 7:30.

I wanted to be Randolph Mantooth.  Before I wanted to be Sonny Crockett, that is.  And before I wanted to be Tony Soprano. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 12:04:43 PM
I had an Emergency Squad 51 lunch box.  Jealous??

My dad was a cop, so we watched Adam12, Baretta, Columbo - all the cop shows.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 12:19:55 PM
I had an Emergency Squad 51 lunch box.  Jealous??

My dad was a cop, so we watched Adam12, Baretta, Columbo - all the cop shows.

Baretta!  Awesome. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 12:20:46 PM


If you didn't watch Hawaii Five O you aren't shit.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 12:49:18 PM

If you didn't watch Hawaii Five O you aren't shit.

Your "rested case" in the other thread is a "do not embed" and the vid doesn't work.  Consider revising. 
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Saniflush on February 03, 2009, 01:04:15 PM
Your "rested case" in the other thread is a "do not embed" and the vid doesn't work.  Consider revising. 

I saw that.  Click twice to make it nice.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
If you didn't watch Hawaii Five O you aren't shit.
Forgot about that one - I LOVED the fast hipped hula girl in the opening...
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 03, 2009, 04:11:58 PM

If you didn't watch Hawaii Five O you aren't shit.

Forgot about that one - I LOVED the fast hipped hula girl in the opening...

Best TV show theme ever in my opinion.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2009, 09:13:36 PM
Best TV show theme ever in my opinion.

Te hula girl was the tits was replaced by the opeing to Miami Vice years later, when the opening had the girls coconuts bouncing to the beat.
Title: Re: Stupid bitches
Post by: Tarheel on February 03, 2009, 09:20:44 PM
Te hula girl was the tits was replaced by the opeing to Miami Vice years later, when the opening had the girls coconuts bouncing to the beat.

Well...true dat.   :tits: