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Title: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Kaos on November 27, 2017, 12:20:39 AM
When we entered this weekend, there were some things we knew. 

1) Ole Miss was looking for a head coach having announced that Bubba Biscuit Belly (or whoever the interim guy is) wasn't the answer. 

2) The Beluga and Stumblin were on thin ice.

3) Tennessee all but had Jon Gruden nailed down.  It was only a matter of him getting out of his endorsement deals with Hooters and Corona.  He was crawling over broken nails to get to Knoxville.

4) Florida could have its pick of Chip Kelley and some Frost guy and some other dude. 

5) Dan Mullen's was the backup choice for Tennessee, but his wife hated Gainesville so much that she wouldn't even buy groceries there so he'd never go back there. 

And now today. 

Mullen is a Gator again.  Guess his whore wife will have take her sorry slut ass to Waldo to get her groceries.

Gruden?  No. Schiano. Or not.  Triggered Social Justice Warriors (has anybody seen wes or Prowler today?) descended on Knoxville and along with Clay Travis, helped to kill the deal. Who will now coach the Vols?  Who the fuck would want to?  This makes the Mike Price Bama debacle look tame in comparison. Word is that Tennessee may owe Schiano a buyout.  That would be hilarious.  If you dropped a nuclear bomb wrapped in napalm on a garbage dumpster, the conflagration that ensued would not come close to matching the flames roaring out of Knoxville.

On the same day Mississippi State learns it must begin the coach search process, its cross state rival Rebel Ackbearbars ended its quest, naming Billy Bubb Blubber Biscuit to the position.  I swear, I thought that hire was an Onion headline.  No way the Land Goldfish went that route.  But they did.  They're going to pay that hillbilly more than $2 mil a year.  There is no other DI program in the nation that would hire Billy Ray Goober Gob.

Texas A&M whacked Sumlin.  Allegedly going to hire Jimbo Fisher.  The way this week has gone they'll probably land Gerry DiNardo instead.

The Beluga was booted. Didn't even get off the field after a last second loss before he was chased.  Who knows what the Pigs will do if Gus doesn't want to go back home.  There are no intrinsic advantages to coaching in that hellhole.

And in Tuscaloosa there is bitching that Saban can't win games where he actually has to coach.  They say maybe it's time for him to retire. 
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: The Prowler on November 27, 2017, 06:24:32 AM
When we entered this weekend, there were some things we knew. 

1) Ole Miss was looking for a head coach having announced that Bubba Biscuit Belly (or whoever the interim guy is) wasn't the answer. 

2) The Beluga and Stumblin were on thin ice.

3) Tennessee all but had Jon Gruden nailed down.  It was only a matter of him getting out of his endorsement deals with Hooters and Corona.  He was crawling over broken nails to get to Knoxville.

4) Florida could have its pick of Chip Kelley and some Frost guy and some other dude. 

5) Dan Mullen's was the backup choice for Tennessee, but his wife hated Gainesville so much that she wouldn't even buy groceries there so he'd never go back there. 

And now today. 

Mullen is a Gator again.  Guess his whore wife will have take her sorry slut ass to Waldo to get her groceries.

Gruden?  No. Schiano. Or not.  Triggered Social Justice Warriors (has anybody seen wes or Prowler today?) descended on Knoxville and along with Clay Travis, helped to kill the deal. Who will now coach the Vols?  Who the fuck would want to?  This makes the Mike Price Bama debacle look tame in comparison. Word is that Tennessee may owe Schiano a buyout.  That would be hilarious.  If you dropped a nuclear bomb wrapped in napalm on a garbage dumpster, the conflagration that ensued would not come close to matching the flames roaring out of Knoxville.

On the same day Mississippi State learns it must begin the coach search process, its cross state rival Rebel Ackbearbars ended its quest, naming Billy Bubb Blubber Biscuit to the position.  I swear, I thought that hire was an Onion headline.  No way the Land Goldfish went that route.  But they did.  They're going to pay that hillbilly more than $2 mil a year.  There is no other DI program in the nation that would hire Billy Ray Goober Gob.

Texas A&M whacked Sumlin.  Allegedly going to hire Jimbo Fisher.  The way this week has gone they'll probably land Gerry DiNardo instead.

The Beluga was booted. Didn't even get off the field after a last second loss before he was chased.  Who knows what the Pigs will do if Gus doesn't want to go back home.  There are no intrinsic advantages to coaching in that hellhole.

And in Tuscaloosa there is bitching that Saban can't win games where he actually has to coach.  They say maybe it's time for him to retire.
Tennessee will probably go after Kevin Steele.

Ole Miss is about to get mushed by the NCAA, not many coaches would want the next few years on their resume, Luke was the logical choice (that might've been part of the deal for the NCAA to go a little easier on them, hire a shitty head coach).

Mullen to Florida...yeah, good luck with that decision.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2017, 06:52:45 AM
When we entered this weekend, there were some things we knew. 

1) Ole Miss was looking for a head coach having announced that Bubba Biscuit Belly (or whoever the interim guy is) wasn't the answer. 

2) The Beluga and Stumblin were on thin ice.

3) Tennessee all but had Jon Gruden nailed down.  It was only a matter of him getting out of his endorsement deals with Hooters and Corona.  He was crawling over broken nails to get to Knoxville.

4) Florida could have its pick of Chip Kelley and some Frost guy and some other dude. 

5) Dan Mullen's was the backup choice for Tennessee, but his wife hated Gainesville so much that she wouldn't even buy groceries there so he'd never go back there. 

And now today. 

Mullen is a Gator again.  Guess his whore wife will have take her sorry slut ass to Waldo to get her groceries.

Gruden?  No. Schiano. Or not.  Triggered Social Justice Warriors (has anybody seen wes or Prowler today?) descended on Knoxville and along with Clay Travis, helped to kill the deal. Who will now coach the Vols?  Who the fuck would want to?  This makes the Mike Price Bama debacle look tame in comparison. Word is that Tennessee may owe Schiano a buyout.  That would be hilarious.  If you dropped a nuclear bomb wrapped in napalm on a garbage dumpster, the conflagration that ensued would not come close to matching the flames roaring out of Knoxville.

On the same day Mississippi State learns it must begin the coach search process, its cross state rival Rebel Ackbearbars ended its quest, naming Billy Bubb Blubber Biscuit to the position.  I swear, I thought that hire was an Onion headline.  No way the Land Goldfish went that route.  But they did.  They're going to pay that hillbilly more than $2 mil a year.  There is no other DI program in the nation that would hire Billy Ray Goober Gob.

Texas A&M whacked Sumlin.  Allegedly going to hire Jimbo Fisher.  The way this week has gone they'll probably land Gerry DiNardo instead.

The Beluga was booted. Didn't even get off the field after a last second loss before he was chased.  Who knows what the Pigs will do if Gus doesn't want to go back home.  There are no intrinsic advantages to coaching in that hellhole.

And in Tuscaloosa there is bitching that Saban can't win games where he actually has to coach.  They say maybe it's time for him to retire.
I hope this doesn’t sound too gay but I would buy a newspaper written in this style.

What am I talking about? There is no such thing as too gay around Here.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 27, 2017, 08:18:06 AM
Mullen to Florida...yeah, good luck with that decision.

Mullen is going to do well in Gainesville.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Kaos on November 27, 2017, 08:24:31 AM
Mullen is going to do well in Gainesville.

His wife will still be a dough-faced, horse toothed whore. 

Never forget and never forgive that that slut's raw butthurt when Cam spurned her and she didn't get to worship his ballsack turned into her blowing Joe Schad and breathing jizzy lies into his ears which he then spread about Cam.   Never forget and never forgive that her hunchback husband's connection to Pete Thamel further fanned those flames.  Those two tried to destroy Auburn with their sour grape lies and the failure of their own cheating ways. 

So fuck them.  And now?  Fuck Florida football.  I hope they crash and burn.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 27, 2017, 08:53:43 AM
His wife will still be a dough-faced, horse toothed whore. 

Never forget and never forgive that that slut's raw butthurt when Cam spurned her and she didn't get to worship his ballsack turned into her blowing Joe Schad and breathing jizzy lies into his ears which he then spread about Cam.   Never forget and never forgive that her hunchback husband's connection to Pete Thamel further fanned those flames.  Those two tried to destroy Auburn with their sour grape lies and the failure of their own cheating ways. 

So fuck them.  And now?  Fuck Florida football.  I hope they crash and burn.

I didn't say that I don't despise the hunchbacked motherfucker, only that he's going to win a bunch of games at UF.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: djsimp on November 27, 2017, 08:55:45 AM
Honestly, that was a very wise decision for Mullen. Now he is in the East where his only real competition will be Georgia.
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2017, 09:19:04 AM
We are living in Bizarro world.  Up is down.  Down is up.  Hello is goodbye.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 27, 2017, 09:42:27 AM
I didn't say that I don't despise the hunchbacked motherfucker, only that he's going to win a bunch of games at UF.
It’s too late to take it back. He’s already assembling the lynch mob.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 27, 2017, 09:52:18 AM
I didn't say that I don't despise the hunchbacked motherfucker, only that he's going to win a bunch of games at UF.

Agree 100%. 

BTW, anyone hear Booger McFarland this morning on the new Golic & Wingo show?  He ripped the hell out of UT, its' fans, the administration and everybody right down to the "Radio Shock Jocks", who he says stirred things up.  It was glorious.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 27, 2017, 10:01:42 AM
Agree 100%. 

BTW, anyone hear Booger McFarland this morning on the new Golic & Wingo show?  He ripped the hell out of UT, its' fans, the administration and everybody right down to the "Radio Shock Jocks", who he says stirred things up.  It was glorious.
Ole Miss has a better handle on hiring a head coach than UT and they're about to go to jail.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 27, 2017, 10:09:32 AM
and they're about to go to jail.

<snicker>
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2017, 12:56:28 PM
I didn't say that I don't despise the hunchbacked motherfucker, only that he's going to win a bunch of games at UF.

Agree.

Hate that asshat.

But if he could win 8-10 at msu - in the sec west - half the time, he should be able to pull that at Florida every season at least.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 28, 2017, 11:38:39 AM
A lot of talk in these parts about the Jimbo Fisher to A&M possibility.  Some think it's a done deal and will be announced before the weekend.  So, FSU puts the Hurry Cane canceled game against La. Monroe back on the schedule at the end so they can become bowl eligible with a win.  And Fisher might be glad-handing in College Station.

Does he go to A&M?  Does that scare anybody?  Yeah, the guy won a MNC against the good guys, but I've honestly never been that impressed with him.  He had a Jameis.  Chizik had a Cam.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 28, 2017, 11:46:50 AM
A lot of talk in these parts about the Jimbo Fisher to A&M possibility.  Some think it's a done deal and will be announced before the weekend.  So, FSU puts the Hurry Cane canceled game against La. Monroe back on the schedule at the end so they can become bowl eligible with a win.  And Fisher might be glad-handing in College Station.

Does he go to A&M?  Does that scare anybody?  Yeah, the guy won a MNC against the good guys, but I've honestly never been that impressed with him.  He had a Jameis.  Chizik had a Cam.
1. A&M hasn’t had a white coach as far back as I can remember.

2. Fisher will not like Huntsville as well as Tallahassee.

3. But yes, he would do well there. Especially vs the hornets
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: chinook on November 28, 2017, 11:46:59 AM
A lot of talk in these parts about the Jimbo Fisher to A&M possibility.  Some think it's a done deal and will be announced before the weekend.  So, FSU puts the Hurry Cane canceled game against La. Monroe back on the schedule at the end so they can become bowl eligible with a win.  And Fisher might be glad-handing in College Station.

Does he go to A&M?  Does that scare anybody?  Yeah, the guy won a MNC against the good guys, but I've honestly never been that impressed with him.  He had a Jameis.  Chizik had a Cam.

Micheal Myers scares me.

It'll be a safer job for Jimbo.  He'll recruit well...Texas is down the shitter.  TCU eventually will suck again.  Baylor..pfft.  He'll go there.   
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 28, 2017, 12:03:58 PM
Micheal Myers scares me.

It'll be a safer job for Jimbo.  He'll recruit well...Texas is down the shitter.  TCU eventually will suck again.  Baylor..pfft.  He'll go there.

I thought he mostly did comedy.  He was great in Goldmember. 

Otherwise, your words have truth in them.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 28, 2017, 12:13:50 PM
Mullen is going to do well in Gainesville.
Agree.

I hate the dude with a fucking passion, but he can coach.  UF hired the guy they should have hired 3 years ago.
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 28, 2017, 12:14:52 PM
We are living in Bizarro world.  Up is down.  Down is up.  Hello is goodbye.
Wouldn't it be bad bye?
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 28, 2017, 12:17:41 PM
A lot of talk in these parts about the Jimbo Fisher to A&M possibility.  Some think it's a done deal and will be announced before the weekend.  So, FSU puts the Hurry Cane canceled game against La. Monroe back on the schedule at the end so they can become bowl eligible with a win.  And Fisher might be glad-handing in College Station.

Does he go to A&M?  Does that scare anybody?  Yeah, the guy won a MNC against the good guys, but I've honestly never been that impressed with him.  He had a Jameis.  Chizik had a Cam.
I'm hearing 7mil a year at aTm. FSU can't get into a bidding war, they don't have the funds aTm has.

Wish Wench was here, she always had inside scoop on him.  Rumor down here is that Jimbo and wife are trying to patch things up and she doesn't want to be in Tallahassee anymore.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 28, 2017, 12:39:37 PM
I'm hearing 7mil a year at aTm. FSU can't get into a bidding war, they don't have the funds aTm has.

Wish Wench was here, she always had inside scoop on him.  Rumor down here is that Jimbo and wife are trying to patch things up and she doesn't want to be in Tallahassee anymore.

Well, she would probably still be here if you hadn't made that picture of her boobs into your avatar.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 28, 2017, 12:47:43 PM
https://www.tomahawknation.com/2017/11/26/16702390/jimbo-fisher-texas-am-florida-state-coach


This is the site I've been following. 7.5M for 5yrs.
Huge buyout if fired.
Assistants figured-in last contract to make for a more manageable reduction if he just takes another job.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: chinook on November 28, 2017, 01:01:38 PM
Well, she would probably still be here if you hadn't made that picture of her boobs into your avatar.

and if her Bama friend hadn't passed away.  Shit got real then. 
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 28, 2017, 01:06:01 PM
https://www.tomahawknation.com/2017/11/26/16702390/jimbo-fisher-texas-am-florida-state-coach


This is the site I've been following. 7.5M for 5yrs.
Huge buyout if fired.
Assistants figured-in last contract to make for a more manageable reduction if he just takes another job.

To Snags point..no he doesn't scare me and he ain't worth that kind of money. Stupid aggies.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 28, 2017, 01:09:15 PM
https://www.tomahawknation.com/2017/11/26/16702390/jimbo-fisher-texas-am-florida-state-coach


This is the site I've been following. 7.5M for 5yrs.
Huge buyout if fired.
Assistants figured-in last contract to make for a more manageable reduction if he just takes another job.
I honestly believe that Gus is a much better man and coach. Yes, I was teetering on firing him after LSU. But I still liked him better than Jimbo.

Coaching aside, I think Jimbo isn’t a very down to earth guy. And he seems to put FSU through this almost w wry year.

 Either shit or get off the pot. I’d say see ya.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 28, 2017, 01:13:21 PM
Well, she would probably still be here if you hadn't made that picture of her boobs into your avatar.
Yeah, like he hacked my iPhone to get a shot of my head vag, right?

It’s all fun and games till my CTE kicks in one day at an x gate.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 28, 2017, 02:02:22 PM
I honestly believe that Gus is a much better man and coach. Yes, I was teetering on firing him after LSU. But I still liked him better than Jimbo.

Coaching aside, I think Jimbo isn’t a very down to earth guy. And he seems to put FSU through this almost w wry year.

 Either shit or get off the pot. I’d say see ya.
Never said I wanted Jimbo.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 28, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Never said I wanted Jimbo.
Yeah, I’m sorry for saying that. Wait...
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 28, 2017, 02:40:44 PM
So, Jacobs is hiring Jimbo and Malzahn is off to Arkansas?  What in the fuck is going on?
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 28, 2017, 04:03:31 PM
So, Jacobs is hiring Jimbo and Malzahn is off to Arkansas?  What in the fuck is going on?
And Vladimir is getting deported.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 28, 2017, 04:26:46 PM
And Vladimir is getting deported.

Commie Lives Matter
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Saniflush on November 29, 2017, 06:30:39 AM
And Vladimir is getting deported.

And Kristy is the bimbo.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: The Prowler on November 29, 2017, 04:32:21 PM
Auburn just signed DC Kevin Steele to a 3 year extension.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 29, 2017, 05:06:12 PM
Auburn just signed DC Kevin Steele to a 3 year extension.
That's great news. He's perfect for Auburn.


Was looking at Malzahn's possible earnings.  Check it out. Winning out nets Gus just less than a million.

Gus Malzahn Contract
https://2michy3wy0l30d34041dt1et-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/football/wp-content/uploads/coach-contracts/gusmalzahn-auburnu-employment-contract.pdf



Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: GH2001 on November 29, 2017, 07:48:07 PM
And Tenn is on option #9 - AT LEAST

Gruden
Kelly
Campbell
Mullen
Schiano
Cutcliffe
Gundy
Brohm

and

Now Dave Dohren (sp??) is on deck.

And these are just the ones we know about who said NO above Dohren. I imagine Currie has already tried Miles too but probably couldn't even finish his intro before ole Les hung up.

This is beyond dumpster fire now.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 29, 2017, 08:20:11 PM
And Tenn is on option #9 - AT LEAST

Gruden
Kelly
Campbell
Mullen
Schiano
Cutcliffe
Gundy
Brohm

and

Now Dave Dohren (sp??) is on deck.

And these are just the ones we know about who said NO above Dohren. I imagine Currie has already tried Miles too but probably couldn't even finish his intro before ole Les hung up.

This is beyond dumpster fire now.
Was listening to a scribe from the Knoxville area commenting on the AD Currie.
A guest on Ferrall on the Bench, this writer formerly covered sports in the midwest when Currie was at K. State. He said Currie couldn't get along with Bill Snyder whom nobody has a problem with and he fired Frank Martin. (a very good coach, now at USCe)
In short: 
KSU was happy he left to fuck-over somebody else.

UT needs to keep Currie.
This is glorious!

Tennessee is top ten in arrogance rankings among programs and I hope their good fortune continues. 

#winning
 

Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: GH2001 on November 29, 2017, 09:45:06 PM
Was listening to a scribe from the Knoxville area commenting on the AD Currie.
A guest on Ferrall on the Bench, this writer formerly covered sports in the midwest when Currie was at K. State. He said Currie couldn't get along with Bill Snyder whom nobody has a problem with and he fired Frank Martin. (a very good coach, now at USCe)
In short: 
KSU was happy he left to fuck-over somebody else.

UT needs to keep Currie.
This is glorious!

Tennessee is top ten in arrogance rankings among programs and I hope their good fortune continues. 

#winning

The fans are tweeting to Doeren directly to not come to Knoxville or they'll make his life hell. W. T. F.  But in the same breath these hillbillies are clamoring for a guy who fucked them over in 2009 royally.

I'm not even sure Tee Martin wants the gig at this point.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2017, 10:44:32 PM
The meme of the day was Kim Jong Un turning down the Tennessee job.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 29, 2017, 11:10:57 PM
Was listening to a scribe from the Knoxville area commenting on the AD Currie.
A guest on Ferrall on the Bench, this writer formerly covered sports in the midwest when Currie was at K. State. He said Currie couldn't get along with Bill Snyder whom nobody has a problem with and he fired Frank Martin. (a very good coach, now at USCe)
In short: 
KSU was happy he left to fuck-over somebody else.

UT needs to keep Currie.
This is glorious!

Tennessee is top ten in arrogance rankings among programs and I hope their good fortune continues. 

#winning
jmar you shouldn’t bask in others misery. That’s just wrong. Show these hillbillies some sympathy.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 30, 2017, 01:15:08 AM
jmar you shouldn’t bask in others misery. That’s just wrong. Show these hillbillies some sympathy.
Hmmm... they'll always have Gruden........wooooooooooo!
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 30, 2017, 08:09:41 AM

I'm not even sure Tee Martin wants the gig at this point.

Internet rumor is that Daddy Peyton put the kibosh on Tee as HC.  I guess he's still bitter that Tee got the crystal ball.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2017, 08:13:42 AM
Internet rumor is that Daddy Peyton put the kibosh on Tee as HC.  I guess he's still bitter that Tee got the crystal ball.

From what I've read they haven't even made contact with him or freshwater. Not that I blame them on the latter.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2017, 09:08:41 AM
Auburn just signed DC Kevin Steele to a 3 year extension.
Link?
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 30, 2017, 09:25:08 AM
From what I've read they haven't even made contact with him or freshwater. Not that I blame them on the latter.

Donte Stallworth has "news":

Soooo...I can confirm reports of a Lane Kiffin head coach, Tee Martin as OC, Kevin Steele as DC package deal was turned down. What a shit show. And we’re gonna hire who? We may as well hire Kim Jong-un for real.



https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/936093254881349633
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2017, 09:30:24 AM
Link?

www.skreetz.com
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2017, 09:39:10 AM
Donte Stallworth has "news":

Soooo...I can confirm reports of a Lane Kiffin head coach, Tee Martin as OC, Kevin Steele as DC package deal was turned down. What a shoot show. And we’re gonna hire who? We may as well hire Kim Jong-un for real.



https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/936093254881349633
Dafuq? 
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: wesfau2 on November 30, 2017, 09:43:59 AM
Link?

Steele's already been rewarded in a more tangible way. After discussions that began during the off-season, he recently signed a new three-year contract with Auburn.

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/11/whos_got_it_better_than_auburn.html#incart_river_index

It's indirect, but I can't find the article that specifically discusses the contract extension.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2017, 09:52:43 AM
Donte Stallworth has "news":

Soooo...I can confirm reports of a Lane Kiffin head coach, Tee Martin as OC, Kevin Steele as DC package deal was turned down. What a shit show. And we’re gonna hire who? We may as well hire Kim Jong-un for real.



https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/936093254881349633
From one of the tweet quoters
Quote
That is a serious dream team that would put the fear of God in everyone on our schedule. Thats why the UT Admin and the Haslams will never let it happen.

That's a serious dream team?  UT folks have some fucked up dreams...and here I thought sometimes we were a fucked up fanbase?!? They are on a whole nother planet
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2017, 09:55:05 AM
I was listening to some PF on the way home last night and this UT fan was talking about bringing in Tee Martin as HC and Kevin Steele as DC.  I was all like, "Dafuq?". (Just made that up 3 posts ago)

So, you think UT is so special, they're just going to pluck coaches from the SECW Champs at will?  Dumbass.  But, it also made me think Steele's D is making people take serious notice of the job he's doing. 
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2017, 09:56:05 AM
Steele's already been rewarded in a more tangible way. After discussions that began during the off-season, he recently signed a new three-year contract with Auburn.

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/11/whos_got_it_better_than_auburn.html#incart_river_index

It's indirect, but I can't find the article that specifically discusses the contract extension.
I think that was at the beginning of the year.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2017, 09:57:45 AM
I was listening to some PF on the way home last night and this UT fan was talking about bringing in Tee Martin as HC and Kevin Steele as DC.  I was all like, "Dafuq?". (Just made that up 3 posts ago)

So, you think UT is so special, they're just going to pluck coaches from the SECW Champs at will?  Dumbass.  But, it also made me think Steele's D is making people take serious notice of the job he's doing.
Didn't you know that no one really wants to coach at Auburn.  Steele's dream job is to be DC at his alma-mater UT and Gus is going to his dream job at Arkansas where he can feel at home and lose a lot.   

And they all want Tee Martin as HC.....bahahahahah guy has been an OC for a little over a year.  That is a pretty big gamble.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 30, 2017, 09:59:22 AM
Last I checked Kiffin hadn't killed or molested anyone and unless he wants to give Layla half his salary he's not slipping around like Petrino.
Makes sense to me for Arky to land him and the Briles kid to hunt talent in Texas as Arky kids go to Arkansas.
The guy can build, he connects and is a helluva play caller. Just need a top-notch DC.

You can always dump him after he gets things going if he goes full blown moron for somebody else.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2017, 10:00:40 AM
Last I checked Kiffin hadn't killed or molested anyone and unless he wants to give Layla half his salary he's not slipping around like Petrino.
Makes sense to me for Arky to land him and the Briles kid to hunt talent in Texas as Arky kids go to Arkansas.
The guy can build, he connects and is a helluva play caller. Just need a top-notch DC.

You can always dump him after he gets things going if he goes full blown moron for somebody else.
dafuq?

I especially like the way the cats have astronomy signs. There collars jangle but to have the proper pieces of the puzzle they look like ants on a pizza.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2017, 10:03:41 AM
dafuq?

I especially like the way the cats have astronomy signs. There collars jangle but to have the proper pieces of the puzzle they look like ants on a pizza.

He speaks for all of us.
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: AUJarhead on November 30, 2017, 10:06:44 AM
Last I checked Kiffin hadn't killed or molested anyone and unless he wants to give Layla half his salary he's not slipping around like Petrino.

Already happened.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/lane-kiffin-finds-a-new-way-to-show-he-hasnt-grown-up-in-latest-early-exit/

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Kiffin with a joke after initially asking if he should say it: "I used to say there's a constantly daily battle between who can take more of my money between [his ex-wife] Layla and Obama. I figured it out. I really don't make any money. I pay around 52 percent in taxes. Layla gets 34.5 percent in the divorce, and [agent Jimmy Sexton] gets 3 percent. I make [about] 9 percent, and I'm living in Tuscaloosa.
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2017, 10:08:10 AM
dafuq?
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2017, 10:11:24 AM
Already happened.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/lane-kiffin-finds-a-new-way-to-show-he-hasnt-grown-up-in-latest-early-exit/

Kiffin with a joke after initially asking if he should say it: "I used to say there's a constantly daily battle between who can take more of my money between [his ex-wife] Layla and Obama. I figured it out. I really don't make any money. I pay around 52 percent in taxes. Layla gets 34.5 percent in the divorce, and [agent Jimmy Sexton] gets 3 percent. I make [about] 9 percent, and I'm living in Tuscaloosa.


I never saw that quote, say what you will about him (and I wouldn't want him at our program) but the boy doesn't coach speak.  That is fucking Gold.
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2017, 10:19:13 AM
I never saw that quote, say what you will about him (and I wouldn't want him at our program) but the boy doesn't coach speak.  That is fucking Gold.

He's also dangerous on sorority row.  I like him.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 30, 2017, 10:26:42 AM
But, it also made me think Steele's D is making people take serious notice of the job he's doing.

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Marlon Davidson 5-star
Auburn, Bama, Clemson, Florida, UGA, LSU, etc

Derrick Brown 5-star
Auburn, Bama, Clemson, Florida, UGA, LSU, etc

Jeff Holland 4-star
Auburn, Bama, Clemson, Florida, UGA, Michigan, Ohio State

Dontavious Russell 4-star
Auburn, Bama, Clemson, Florida, UGA

Tre Williams 5-star
Auburn, Bama, Clemson, Florida, USC, LSU

Deshaun Davis 3-star
Auburn, FSU, Clemson, Tennessee

Carlton Davis 4-star
Auburn, Bama, Clemson, Florida, UGA, LSU, Miami, Ohio State

Jeremiah Dinson 3-star
Auburn, Florida

Jamel Dean 4-star
Ohio State, Florida, Miami

Tray Matthews 4-star
Auburn, Bama, Clemson, Florida, UGA, Ohio State

Stephen Roberts 4-star
Auburn, Bama, Clemson, FSU
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: CCTAU on November 30, 2017, 10:29:17 AM
He's also dangerous on sorority row.  I like him.

That's not him. That's the Joey guy!
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on November 30, 2017, 10:29:43 AM
Tennessee would be perfect then.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 30, 2017, 10:36:10 AM
Didn't you know that no one really wants to coach at Auburn.  Steele's dream job is to be DC at his alma-mater UT and Gus is going to his dream job at Arkansas where he can feel at home and lose a lot.   

And they all want Tee Martin as HC.....bahahahahah guy has been an OC for a little over a year.  That is a pretty big gamble.
Pretty obvious that you only scoff because Tee is black.

You racist scum.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2017, 12:31:56 PM
The meme of the day was Kim Jong Un turning down the Tennessee job.

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Kaos on November 30, 2017, 12:57:47 PM
:thumsup:

If you don't learn how to post pictures I'm going to take your trophy away.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 30, 2017, 01:06:36 PM
If you don't learn how to post pictures I'm going to take your trophy away.
Why don't we start with how to read and write before jumping to posting pictures?
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2017, 02:34:16 PM
Onto #10 for Tennessee. Doeren is a no go.

And number ten is......kevin sumlin.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2017, 02:37:13 PM
Consumer Alert:  If you get a call from an 865 number, do NOT answer it.  It's somebody from the University of Tennessee trying to trick you into taking the football Head Coaching job for the Vols.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Saniflush on November 30, 2017, 02:45:30 PM
Stealing this
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2017, 02:45:46 PM
Consumer Alert:  If you get a call from an 865 number, do NOT answer it.  It's somebody from the University of Tennessee trying to trick you into taking the football Head Coaching job for the Vols.
Just stolt this for the book faces
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2017, 02:47:57 PM
Just stolt this for the book faces

Dafuq?


Don't do it.  I stoldt it FROM the Book faces.
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2017, 02:49:27 PM
Dafuq?


Okay, it's true.

Do cats have libelous jungles on a purple bed of collar dust? Helllooo
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: CCTAU on November 30, 2017, 02:50:09 PM
Onto #10 for Tennessee. Doeren is a no go.

And number ten is......kevin sumlin.

Now this is interesting. He knows how to compete in the SEC. Can he get the players?
And has he already fallen back off the wagon...
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: djsimp on November 30, 2017, 03:01:44 PM
Dafuq?


Don't do it.  I stoldt it FROM the Book faces.

Stoldt anyways
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 30, 2017, 03:21:50 PM
Onto #10 for Tennessee. Doeren is a no go.

And number ten is......kevin sumlin.

Does Football Johnny get to come with him
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: CCTAU on November 30, 2017, 03:22:56 PM
Does Football Johnny get to come with him

Well. He did say he wanted to get into coaching. He and Sumlin could have late nite bong sessions...
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2017, 03:39:02 PM
Now this is interesting. He knows how to compete in the SEC. Can he get the players?
And has he already fallen back off the wagon...

He would be an improvement for them regardless. Like gf said, a .600+  winning % is far better than what they've collectively had since fulmer. He may not be a long term solution for Tenn but he could maybe stabilize them out to a bit of normalcy and put them in position to hire the long term solution.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Kaos on November 30, 2017, 04:36:06 PM
He would be an improvement for them regardless. Like gf said, a .600+  winning % is far better than what they've collectively had since fulmer. He may not be a long term solution for Tenn but he could maybe stabilize them out to a bit of normalcy and put them in position to hire the long term solution.

Do you take the job if you're the tenth choice? 
Title: Re: What in the fudge is going on?
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2017, 04:39:07 PM
Do you take the job if you're the tenth choice?
If you are currently in the unemployment line you do.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2017, 04:46:44 PM
Sumlin is 53.  He's a good coach and most importantly, a winning coach.  He'll be in high demand for some time to come.  Coming off the Aggie gig, (Pun intended) I'd take a small chunk of those millions he just stuffed in his mattress, take some time off and wind up somewhere on a beach with a cooler of cold ones right beside my chair.  Then, I'd see when ESPN wanted me to come in and talk some foosballz next season.  Take a year off, recharge the batteries and let the offers roll in.

Jumping into the UT dumpster fire? Don't think so. 

Having said that, UT will announce Sumlin as HC in the next 24 hours.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2017, 04:48:04 PM
Do you take the job if you're the tenth choice?


Sure, why not, get a three year contract with a buy out. You really can't do any worse that what has been happening lately, good coach comes along they fire you for him, you take your two years of pay and improve your golf game. 
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: GH2001 on November 30, 2017, 09:47:23 PM
Do you take the job if you're the tenth choice?

Somebody's gonna have to.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on December 01, 2017, 01:04:44 PM
So rumor is that Currie had a deal in place with Leach, however, Fulmer wants to be AD at UT and so do some of the UT boosters, so they nixed the Leach deal told Currie to come back home and promptly fired him.

Fulmer to be AD and go after Tee Martin as HC and UT fans will claim this was there plan all along Currie just botched things up. 

My prediction 4-5 years from now they will have wished they hired Schiano.
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Saniflush on December 01, 2017, 01:28:40 PM
As I heard someone else say "this has gone from a dumpster fire to a tire mountain fire."
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on December 01, 2017, 01:29:58 PM
Being reported Fisher just resigned from FSU
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on December 01, 2017, 01:35:50 PM
Being reported Fisher just resigned from FSU
Fuck Fisher
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Kaos on December 01, 2017, 02:21:05 PM
Bitch move
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Godfather on December 01, 2017, 02:28:59 PM
Bitch move

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Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on December 01, 2017, 02:38:00 PM
Bitch move
Dilly dilly
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: Kaos on December 01, 2017, 03:59:10 PM
Fulmer named AD at Tennessee.  The press conference is cringingly bad. 

The flames grow brighter. 

Tennessee sucks.  Who in the hell would want to work for a backstabbing fat Fred Thompson?
Title: Re: What in the fuck is going on?
Post by: jmar on December 01, 2017, 04:25:28 PM
  Who in the hell would want to work for a backstabbing fat Fred Thompson?
A young female intern looking for advancement?