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Title: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2014, 10:36:46 PM
Auburn hires Will Muschamp as the new DC.

http://www.si.com/college-football/2014/12/12/will-muschamp-auburn-defensive-coordinator-former-florida-coach (http://www.si.com/college-football/2014/12/12/will-muschamp-auburn-defensive-coordinator-former-florida-coach)

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12021731/will-muschamp-agreed-become-auburn-tigers-defensive-coordinator (http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12021731/will-muschamp-agreed-become-auburn-tigers-defensive-coordinator)
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: AWK on December 12, 2014, 10:43:46 PM
Fuck yes.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2014, 10:44:53 PM
I have a real hard on right now. I think I will go have sex with myself or with my wife if she isn't busy.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: bgreene on December 12, 2014, 10:47:25 PM
Best news I've heard since EJ was fired.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: The Prowler on December 12, 2014, 10:52:09 PM
http://youtu.be/JZSy2JH8iu4 (http://youtu.be/JZSy2JH8iu4)

BOOM MUTHA FUCKA YEAH!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 12, 2014, 11:14:39 PM
Told you bitches. Game on.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: CCTAU on December 12, 2014, 11:23:29 PM
I'm hoping this turns out the way we all hope. I'm ready for an old school Auburn defense to go along with our new prolific offense.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: bgreene on December 12, 2014, 11:26:51 PM
I say we give those fucksticks this Las Tampon Maxie Bowl and move on to 2015.  I can't wait!!!
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 12, 2014, 11:36:48 PM
In 2006, we gave up 13.9 ppg on defense with Corch Boom at the helm.  7th in the nation.  And CTT tried to take over.  Not satisfied. 

Trust me.  We will be significantly better than we have been under CEJ.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: The Prowler on December 13, 2014, 12:44:57 AM
Also, DB Coach Travarius Robinson is coming with him.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2014, 01:03:10 AM
Also, DB Coach Travarius Robinson is coming with him.

Close friends like me, call him TRob.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 13, 2014, 01:03:47 AM
Well shit!  What am I supposed to do with all these "Got Buzz" shirts I had printed up?
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: AUJarhead on December 13, 2014, 01:23:09 AM
Well shoot!  What am I supposed to do with all these "Got Buzz" shirts I had printed up?

Sell one to Wiregrass?
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: jmar on December 13, 2014, 05:45:22 AM
http://youtu.be/JZSy2JH8iu4 (http://youtu.be/JZSy2JH8iu4)

BOOM MUTHA FUCKA YEAH!!!!!!!!
We do like his intensity and he knows what is expected of him.
Maybe this ties up some of the shakey commits and we grab a couple more as a bonus.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: The Prowler on December 13, 2014, 07:37:47 AM
We do like his intensity and he knows what is expected of him.
Maybe this ties up some of the shakey commits and we grab a couple more as a bonus.

(http://geekshizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/will-ferrell-john-c-reilly-01.jpg)
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Catphish Tilly on December 13, 2014, 08:35:14 AM
Will this be the first time an SEC DC has been responsible for two programs in the same season and is it acceptable by the NCAA because South Carolina is in the east?

Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: jmar on December 13, 2014, 08:39:19 AM
Will this be the first time an SEC DC has been responsible for two programs in the same season and is it acceptable by the NCAA because South Carolina is in the east?
The Hurricane's won't know what hit 'em.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: The Prowler on December 13, 2014, 09:25:17 AM
Someone should do a photo shop of the Legion of Doom and maybe put Coach Gus "Boom" Malzahn head on Hawk's body and Coach Will "Boom Mother Fucker" Muschamp's head on Animal's body.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2014, 09:42:21 AM
Just when I thought I was out...

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vkry6o3R1qfoyvno2_r1_500.gif)
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: jmar on December 13, 2014, 09:46:56 AM
There is no way out.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 13, 2014, 11:23:48 AM
I'm still giddy this is done and hopefully gets a lot of pub today. We need recruits now.

And we need WM leading tackling drills and coaching coverage.

If you guys have learned anything in all of this, I hope that it's that when WT tells you something, you can take it to the bank boys.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2014, 12:08:32 PM
Well shoot!  What am I supposed to do with all these "Got Buzz" shirts I had printed up?

The ladies will still buy them up like hotcakes.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Godfather on December 13, 2014, 12:09:40 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/herecomesboom.jpg)
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2014, 12:16:15 PM
Live intro

http://www.auburntigers.com/collegesportslive/ (http://www.auburntigers.com/collegesportslive/)
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 13, 2014, 12:26:02 PM
So, Muschamp will not coach the bowl game only be at practice. Coach Harbison will be the acting DC.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: jmar on December 13, 2014, 01:02:58 PM
Just so we know, an announcement like this at the Crapstain gets breaking coverage.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Kaos on December 13, 2014, 02:08:59 PM
Mixed feelings.

On the one hand I'm amazed and stoked that auburn is now the kind of program that can hit home runs of this magnitude.  I think this hire has the potential to change our stars. I've always said that if we could mix half of Tuberville's defense with 2/3 of Malzahn's offense we would be untouchable.  This is as close as we are going to get.

Also glad we will be out of johnsons 4-2-5-3 soft cover holland zone. Never liked his scheme.

But... Even the best DC's need bodies. Not sure we have enough of the right bodies. I believe we will see Williams become a dynamic force. But not sure we can scrape up enough to make the secondary work.

Also concerned about longevity. We need three years.  Is he willing to give that?

Really wish we'd had him this year. We don't lose a game if he had been.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 13, 2014, 02:19:33 PM
Mixed feelings.

On the one hand I'm amazed and stoked that auburn is now the kind of program that can hit home runs of this magnitude.  I think this hire has the potential to change our stars. I've always said that if we could mix half of Tuberville's defense with 2/3 of Malzahn's offense we would be untouchable.  This is as close as we are going to get.

Also glad we will be out of johnsons 4-2-5-3 soft cover holland zone. Never liked his scheme.

But... Even the best DC's need bodies. Not sure we have enough of the right bodies. I believe we will see Williams become a dynamic force. But not sure we can scrape up enough to make the secondary work.

Also concerned about longevity. We need three years.  Is he willing to give that?

Really wish we'd had him this year. We don't lose a game if he had been.
I get it and jive with you. But I think even one year is a good start and more importantly, gets us started with the bodies.

We will immediately get better defensive players.

Also, I think we get better fundamentals immediately.

I'm not a huge fan of how Will left but his coaching is good. Really good.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2014, 03:07:23 PM
Mixed feelings.

On the one hand I'm amazed and stoked that auburn is now the kind of program that can hit home runs of this magnitude.  I think this hire has the potential to change our stars. I've always said that if we could mix half of Tuberville's defense with 2/3 of Malzahn's offense we would be untouchable.  This is as close as we are going to get.

Also glad we will be out of johnsons 4-2-5-3 soft cover holland zone. Never liked his scheme.

But... Even the best DC's need bodies. Not sure we have enough of the right bodies. I believe we will see Williams become a dynamic force. But not sure we can scrape up enough to make the secondary work.

Also concerned about longevity. We need three years.  Is he willing to give that?

Really wish we'd had him this year. We don't lose a game if he had been.

I honestly don't think he'll be a one and done or even a two and done. 

Muschamp's offenses at Florida were horrendous.  Absolutely horrendous.  And you're right about the defense.  It's not a quick fix.  So why would any reputable program go after Muschamp after one year at Auburn?  He couldn't win at Florida of all places.

He'll need to prove that his defenses are for sure top of the line, and then he'll need to prove that he's learned a lot about scoring from Gus Malzahn. 

So two years at the least.  I think three. 
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: jmar on December 13, 2014, 03:08:07 PM
I say we give him one year and if he doesn't produce we give him the ol' heave-ho.
We got no room for slackers.

Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2014, 03:31:55 PM
I say we give him one year and if he doesn't produce we give him the ol' heave-ho.
We got no room for slackers.

BOOM!!!!
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 14, 2014, 12:53:06 PM
I say we give him one year and if he doesn't produce we give him the ol' heave-ho.
We got no room for slackers.


I guess we are going to lose 58.8 or 9/15th of this board.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: jmar on December 14, 2014, 02:17:33 PM

I guess we are going to lose 58.8 or 9/15th of this board.
No sir. This board is brimming with malingerers and nobody expects anything of them and they almost always deliver. A slacker has expectations to be met and often disappoint. Big difference.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2014, 07:46:39 AM
Anyone else catch all the digs he made about Florida's facilities and housing during his press conference? :bugs:
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2014, 09:19:32 AM
Anyone else catch all the digs he made about Florida's facilities and housing during his press conference? :bugs:

At least twice. I'm thinking Will already knows he has a couple Florida recruits already turned.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2014, 09:24:23 AM
At least twice. I'm thinking Will already knows he has a couple Florida recruits already turned.

That was exactly what I thought as well.  Also I have never heard anyone need to layout during a press conference when it would be ok to recruit a certain player.  make me think there are ones that Boom will be flipping our direction.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2014, 09:28:52 AM
That was exactly what I thought as well.  Also I have never heard anyone need to layout during a press conference when it would be ok to recruit a certain player.  make me think there are ones that Boom will be flipping our direction.

I have never heard that either. They made it clear that this was in his contract during the presser and I have seen it quoted in some of the online stories about the hire. I never knew this was a stipulation until now.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 15, 2014, 10:59:20 AM
I have never heard that either. They made it clear that this was in his contract during the presser and I have seen it quoted in some of the online stories about the hire. I never knew this was a stipulation until now.
We were def already recruiting Holland and Ivey, so I think that covers us for any potential issue there. I don't know of any other players where it looks like it could come down to AU/UF.

I didn't really think the lines about student housing was necessarily a dig at UF. I thought it was just being complimentary of AU.

I thought he did a good job in his presser and am glad that he was immediately going recruiting.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 15, 2014, 12:47:06 PM
We were def already recruiting Holland and Ivey, so I think that covers us for any potential issue there. I don't know of any other players where it looks like it could come down to AU/UF.

I didn't really think the lines about student housing was necessarily a dig at UF. I thought it was just being complimentary of AU.

I thought he did a good job in his presser and am glad that he was immediately going recruiting.

Yeah, he seemed king of gitty when I told the press his plans right after the press conference.

On a side note, it seems the addition of T Robinson as the DB coach is going to happen. Apparently he is lights out at recruiting also.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2014, 08:27:09 AM
(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width620/img/auburnfootball_impact/photo/16578059-mmmain.jpg)
Not gonna lie, this photo gives me wood.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 16, 2014, 08:59:16 AM
(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width620/img/auburnfootball_impact/photo/16578059-mmmain.jpg)
Not gonna lie, this photo gives me wood.



No shit, looks like he scared everybody away.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 16, 2014, 09:36:12 AM


No shit, looks like he scared everybody away.

Its not everyday the players get to see white legs like those.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2014, 09:44:26 AM
(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width620/img/auburnfootball_impact/photo/16578059-mmmain.jpg)
Not gonna lie, this photo gives me wood.

I think it's great you're finally getting in touch with your feelings.  Suppressing that kind of thing can lead to some pretty bad psychological issues.   
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: GH2001 on December 16, 2014, 09:50:06 AM
can lead to some pretty bad psychological issues.

Too late for that, no?

And I mean for all of us on here.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 16, 2014, 11:01:52 AM
(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width620/img/auburnfootball_impact/photo/16578059-mmmain.jpg)
Not gonna lie, this photo gives me wood.
I dig those shorts too. But I wish they would show a shot of him from behind.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 16, 2014, 01:10:32 PM
I dig those shorts too. But I wish they would show a shot of him from behind.

That kind of money shot would shut down the innernets
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: chinook on December 16, 2014, 01:39:14 PM
(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width620/img/auburnfootball_impact/photo/16578059-mmmain.jpg)
Not gonna lie, this photo gives me wood.

cherry or oak?
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: GH2001 on December 16, 2014, 02:05:27 PM
cherry or oak?

walnut
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 16, 2014, 02:55:57 PM
walnut

What do you call nuts on your chest?
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2014, 03:08:36 PM
What do you call nuts on your chest?

Chestnuts
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: chinook on December 16, 2014, 03:22:34 PM
Chestnuts

What do you call nuts in your mouth? 


Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2014, 03:26:26 PM
What do you call nuts in your mouth?

-9.3 there Dr. Dre
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 16, 2014, 03:28:09 PM
What do you call nuts in your mouth?


I thought is was what do you call nuts on your chin?
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2014, 03:30:34 PM

I thought is was what do you call nuts on your chin?

Winnah winnah chicken dinnah


And it's called a dick in your mouth.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Ogre on December 16, 2014, 03:31:07 PM
Gap teeth in yo mouf so my gat's gotsta fit.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 16, 2014, 03:31:27 PM
What do you call nuts in your mouth?

Actually, Snaggs would call that a typical Tuesday night spent with VV.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2014, 03:38:59 PM
Actually, Snaggs would call that a typical Tuesday night spent with VV.

We switched that to Wednesdays, smart guy.  Tuesday is hot oil massage night.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2014, 04:34:54 PM
That's right BITCHES...I'm bringing it back!!!

:boom:
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 16, 2014, 04:42:07 PM
That's right BITCHES...I'm bringing it back!!!

:boom:

 :boom:
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: AWK on December 16, 2014, 05:18:47 PM
:boom:
Porch Muschamp?
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 16, 2014, 05:33:12 PM
Winnah winnah chicken dinnah


And it's called a dick in your mouth.

Some people fuck up a good joke, I swear. Amateurs.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: GH2001 on December 17, 2014, 10:17:38 AM
Some people fuck up a good joke, I swear. Amateurs.

Hey hey...don't forget your roots son. You used to before Weskie took you under his wing and got your ass in line. Ammarite?
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 17, 2014, 10:25:01 AM
Hey hey...don't forget your roots son. You used to before Weskie took you under his wing and got your ass in line. Ammarite?

simp must be a dwarf
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: GH2001 on December 17, 2014, 10:42:18 AM
simp must be a dwarf

Simp can "get low" - to the windows...to the wall even.
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: djsimp on December 17, 2014, 11:22:01 AM
Simp can "get low" - to the windows...to the wall even.

To the sweat drop down my balls
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 17, 2014, 11:58:00 AM
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
Title: Re: BBBOOOOOMM!!!!! for real this time
Post by: jmar on December 17, 2014, 06:49:30 PM
http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/12/auburn_players_already_hanging.html (http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/12/auburn_players_already_hanging.html)

Players and coaches putting best foot forward.