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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: dallaswareagle on October 24, 2013, 10:14:58 AM
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http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2013/10/jason-dufner-delivered-pre-game-speech-to-auburn-before-upset-against-texas-am.html?eref=sihp (http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2013/10/jason-dufner-delivered-pre-game-speech-to-auburn-before-upset-against-texas-am.html?eref=sihp)
Video inside.
Jason Dufner delivered the pre-game speech to the No. 24 Auburn Tigers before they took the field and upset No. 7 Texas A&M last Saturday.
Great locker room speeches like "Win one for the Gipper" and "Great moments are born from great opportunity" are designed to hype an underdog team into a frenzy before taking the field against a bigger and badder opponent.
Dufner's demeanor on the course doesn't translate into a fiery, rah-rah brand of pre-game antics, but whatever he said did the trick. The Tigers, who entered the game as two-touchdown underdogs, won 45-41.
Senior linebacker Jake Holland (No. 5), seen above possibly 'dufnering,' finished the game with three tackles. Hey, whatever works.
Dufner also visited the team in fall camp after winning the PGA Championship. Let's hope he isn't busy during the Iron Bowl.
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Senior linebacker Jake Holland (No. 5), seen above possibly 'dufnering,' finished the game with three tackles. Hey, whatever works.
That picture is photoshopped!
The source pic showed Jake on the turf at Kyle Field, 20 yards out of the play.
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That picture is photoshopped!
The source pic showed Jake on the turf at Kyle Field, 20 yards out of the play.
What color are his hands?
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What color are his hands?
The wind beneath my wings.
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That picture is photoshopped!
The source pic showed Jake on the turf at Kyle Field, 20 yards out of the play.
Yep. Duffner is actually black.
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Yep. Duffner is actually black.
Only from the elbows out.
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I'm black from the waist down.
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I'm black from the waist down.
Is it twue what they say about you people?
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I'm black from the waist down.
Half of you is in prison?
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Half of you is in prison?
Is it wrong that I chortled? Chizad...AWK...VV...can I get a ruling?
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Is it wrong that I chortled? Chizad...AWK...VV...can I get a ruling?
As did I. Then I sat back waiting for a huge ePenis to swoop down on this one.
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Half of you is in prison?
No but it's wanted for questioning.
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No but it's wanted for questioning.
I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Vandy Vol can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Vandy Vol. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.
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No but it's wanted for questioning.
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k95/Low-Ki/Backgrounds%20and%20Banners/Clip%20Art%20and%20GIFs/16-OMG-100x100.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Low-Ki/media/Backgrounds%20and%20Banners/Clip%20Art%20and%20GIFs/16-OMG-100x100.gif.html)
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Sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here.
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I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Vandy Vol can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Vandy Vol. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.
Can we all agree to call it a "tallywhacker?"
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Can we all agree to call it a "tallywhacker?"
Now, that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere.
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Sprinkle some crack him and let's get out of here.
Get it, because I DID know I couldn't do that...